This week on Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderful world of Abi Clarke's shopping history.

Among the topics under the toaster grill this week:

• Why Beth read all three Fifty Shades of Grey books (and the very specific reason she kept turning the pages…)
• The increasingly disturbing idea of making cakes in the shape of people
• The listener whose secret Fifty Shades collection was accidentally discovered by her daughter
• Hidden rubber ducks, party games and why every gathering should involve a ridiculous challenge
• The brilliance of Ransom Notes and the world’s easiest literary party game
• The great gilet vs gilet pronunciation debate that's possibly not even a debate
• Eurovision super-fans and their elaborate voting conspiracies
• And finally… the delicate question of How To Poo On A Date  

• 50 Shades of Grey
• Rubber Ducks!
• Cake Moulds in the Shape of Human Hearts & Brains
• How To Poo On A Date
• Ransom Notes Party Game
• Anthony Horowitz – A Deadly Episode

Got a story, confession, disaster, pronunciation argument or terrible cake creation of your own?

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⭐ Also please do rate, review and follow the podcast wherever you’re listening.

Coming up next week: broadcaster, drummer and all-round delight Owain Wyn Evans joins Tom for a brilliant trip through his online shopping history. Patreon supporters will get early access very soon, so make sure you’re subscribed.

🎧 Listen to the full My Mate Bought a Toaster archive and get bonus content on Patreon.

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Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know.

🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨

This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.

Among the discoveries:

🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher

📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame

🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation

🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself

🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she is

PLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.

⏱️ BEST BITS:

00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession

00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher

00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession

00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story

00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game

00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery

00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors

00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories

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https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedy

And keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…

Toast xx

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Hi Toasters

Welcome back to the fallout of the Nicky Byrne episode, where we have a ramble through the items topics and vibes which our guest brought to the table.

On the show today Tom and Beth discuss:

BINS

PAINT

and

ANIA MAGLIANO'S DAD

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See you next week for Abi Clarke!

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TOASTERS ASSEMBLE!

Hello and welcome back to series eleven would you believe

🎙️ This week we kick off with a pop star's shopping history. That's right, it's the glorious Nicky Byrne from off of Westlife and Eurovision and just generally being an ace human being. We discover the TRUTH about the famous Westlife stools… and that's just the start.

We go from velvet rehearsal stools and Eurovision nerves to secret Westlife reunions and the big choices you have to make when you're sorting your bins out.

A deep dive into a superstar's shopping history with some glorious side chat about one of the biggest boybands of all time.

Nicky talks about:

• How Westlife really got their name

• The moment the boys secretly reunited after years apart

• Why the “standing up from stools” thing accidentally became iconic

• Representing Ireland at Eurovision

• The pressure of fame, touring, and life in a boy band

• Why he painted his front wall before the Westlife reunion meeting

Don't forget to give us a follow on your nearest social media platform. We need your love out there on those terrible places. We're on all the usuals.

See you soon for a Toasted episode, and the brilliant Abi Clarke who is along next time.

TOAST OUT xx

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OMG Toasters it's been a minute. How ARE you?

Good news - we're back soon with a brand new set of fabulous guests ready for us to take a deep dive into their online purchase stories. This series we've got, amongst others:

NICKY CHAPMAN!

NICKI BYRNE!

AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE NOT CALLED NICKY!

It's all starting on May 14th with the fantastic Nicky Byrne.

And if you're feeling fancy you can always jump on our Patreon this second and subscribe for as little as £3 for some early access to that episode.

Let's get snooping!

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Yes! A little cheeky mid-hiatus drop from MMBAT towers you are WELCOME

hi Toasters - sorry for the radio silence. All will be back up and running soon.

In the meantime enjoy this gorgeous offering of Toaster having a little mash up with Drunk Women Solving Crime.

See you soon for more Toasters though yeah?

Lots of love

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Hi Toasters!

Welcome back!

This week we're diving into the Amazon purchase history of comedian, Instagrammer, and podcast host Holly Morris.

Together we'll voyage into some seriously eclectic online shopping habits, from cosplay costumes and portable projectors to silicon toilet brushes and inflatable fat suits.

We chat impulsive job changes, how home is truly where the heart is, we talk ADHD and autism, and make sure we stop off for a serious tangent on toilet paper and maths.

What a show! And it's all yours to enjoy!

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00:00 Introduction and Welcome

00:02 Holly Morris' Purchase History Highlights

01:19 Diving into Holly's Amazon Orders

03:57 Holly's Job History and Quirky Stories

05:34 The Facebook Generation

07:19 2020 Purchases and Lockdown Life

10:51 Influencer Life and Product Reviews

20:28 Gardening and Lazy Hacks

23:10 Emotional Reactions and ADHD

25:02 Family Dynamics and Dog's Birthday

27:23 Self-Help Books and Personal Growth

28:49 Funny Amazon Purchases

39:18 Instagram Facade and Picnic Realities

40:25 Organic Products and Toilet Paper Subscriptions

42:47 Podcast Promotion and Conclusion

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Toasters!

Welcome to some more Toasted, a chance to dwell and linger on the previous episode with the fantastic Angela Scanlon

We discuss the big topics, of course, such as wigs, eggs and toilet brushes.

Here are some of our favourite products from the week for you to (of course) go out and buy immediately.

Beth's Hairpiece!

THE Bog Brush!

Nipple Cream!

We'll be back next week with Holly Morris. In the meantime check out our socials and YouTubes, where you can watch all this nonsense actually play out visually.

See you next time

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Here we are then, another deep shopping dive. This week carry out a full audio audit on Angela Scanlon's Amazon History.

We talk strictly, breastfeeding, burping and bog brushes.

What more could you want?

Find us on all your favourite social channels, and make sure you get stuck into our YouTube, where this episode sits fully filmed and ready for your enjoyment.

See you on Thursday for Toasted!

Team toast x

00:00 Introduction and Welcome

01:17 Angela Scanlon's Amazon Account

02:02 Early Amazon Purchases

03:13 Eggs and Early Adopter Traits

03:42 Cooking Stories and Family

11:59 Life in 2012 and Sister, Sister

17:09 Family Memories and Reflections

23:19 Discussing Digestive Issues

24:26 Robot Wars Gig

25:33 Live TV and Auto Cue Challenges

29:24 Personal Life and Pregnancy

31:00 Ginger Stereotypes and Pain Sensitivity

40:12 Strictly Come Dancing Experience

45:29 Concluding Thoughts and Future Plans

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Hello Toasters and welcome back to another episode of TOASTED, the show where we have a look back on our latest interview.

Today we'll be discussing some pretty hard hitting themes including:

HAIR

PENCIL CASES

and

TO-DO LISTS

Here's some of the products we bring up, if you fancy treating yourself:

SKIPPING ROPE

TO-DO LIST

THE BEST PENCIL CASE EVER?

Next week we'll be back with Angela Scanlon's Amazon adventure. Make sure you like and subscribe and all that. And that episode will be on our Patreon soon!

All the best kind regards

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