Alright Toasters?

Welcome back to another chapter of boughtobiography joy here at Toaster Towers.

Our guest this week allowing Tom to roam through their online shopping life like some kind of Amazon intruder, is the hilarious Helen Bauer.

We discuss such hot topics as New Years Eve 2009, how stand-up punchlines are just a loud noise AND why Berlin is a really good place to hide.

As ever you can contact the show - we're collating your weirdest Amazon Purchases. Drop us an email! [email protected]

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A bonus bit of Toaster for your Monday (you're welcome).

Welcome to the first in a new set of bonus episodes where we explore the shopping histories of people who aren't necessarily entertainers.

If there's one thing we've learned on this show, it's that financial mayhem and spontaneous shopping makes for great episodes. But is it only comics and actors and showbiz types who spend like idiots and buy ridiculous things?

We thought we'd put this to the test, so we invited Mr Brian Byrnes - a real life actual financial adviser - to see what someone's shopping history looks like when they're, you know, sensible. Do they still buy complete nonsense and spend badly like the rest of us?

I mean no spoilers but it turns out yep pretty much.

Find out more about Moneybox here!

We're back on Thursday with Helen Bauer. She's not a financial adviser.

Lots of love

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Hi!

Welcome along to another episode of My Mate Bought A Toaster, where this week the singer, songwriter, footballer and keen Pokemon collector Chelcee Grimes is this week under the shopping spotlight.

Prepare for a journey spanning plectrums to piercings, goals to girls, and Liverpool to London and back.

Chelcee has done it all, bought a lot of watch straps, and you'll get the feeling after listening to this that she's only just getting started.

Thanks for listening and as ever don't forget to hop over to our social channels where you can actually see as well as hear all this Amazon snooping.

See you next Thursday, yeah?

Toast xx

PS - today's episode is brought to you by the brand new book from author Beth Morrey. Get your copy HERE and SPLASH THE PATRIARCHY!

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Yep that's right. You heard! Carol Decker allows us to roam through her entire Amazon history to tell her life story.

And what products, anecdotes and excellent shopping recommendations we find.

We'll hear about The Masked Singer, T'Pau, how she coped with the onset of the 90s AND MORE

As ever you'll find clips over on our YouTube and TikTok and Insta, and you'll also be MORE than welcome to drop us a lovely review if you get a second!

And don't forget we're after YOUR weird purchases. What's the strangest thing you can find on your own Amazon Shopping History? Email us! [email protected]

That's all for now. Next week we're welcoming Chelcee Grimes to our Amazon confessional sofa. Until then friends!

Toast xx

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Hello and thanks for dropping by for some more Amazon Snooping.

My guest this week is Diona Doherty, who takes us on a rollercoaster ride featuring the highs of becoming a bag of sand at university, and regretting the time she licked her toddler's finger to check if it really WAS chocolate on there.

Tom and Diona also discuss camping, romantic gestures, a makeup disaster to make every bride-to-be squirm, and a whole bucketful of life truths discovered at the bottom of a shopping basket.

Go and see Diona live - she's brilliant! Tour dates are here.

Also don't be scared to check out our YouTube where you'll find video evidence of this episode and loads more!

And email the show, too, please, to tell us your weirdest online purchases. Go and dive into your own boughtobiography and give us the best bits!

See you next week for Carol Decker!

Toast x

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It's here! It's FINALLY HERE!

Another delightful romp through someone's Amazon history brings us to the door of one Morgan Rees. His purchase history includes such highs as, well, loads of tiny balloons and such lows as finding yourself uncontrollable around Nutella.

All this boughtobiography and more as Tom and Morgan discuss products, life, death, love, and just how you come to terms with dating a model.

Thanks for listening - don't forget to drop us a review if you get a second. It really helps us find new listeners. Not that there's anything wrong with you, obviously. We're really happy with you. We just need more yous?

ALSO drop us an email - [email protected] - what's the weirdest thing you can find in your purchase history? We're a giant pair of ears waiting to receive.

That's it for now! See you next week!

Toast x

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Hello!

Thanks for dropping by and rubbernecking on someone's amazon purchase history. Good to have you hear.

This week - Dan Tiernan! He's hilarious and deeply revealing - a winning combination for this show quite frankly.

Go and see him on tour AT ONCE! There are only a few dates left but you'll absolutely LOVE it.

Here's where you can get your fill of Dan Tickets. Do it! Especially if you're in Birmingham, Manchester and/or Norwich!

That's it for now - see you next week for the brilliant Morgan Rees.

Ok bye lots of love

Toast x

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Hello Toasters!

This week we take on the life story of Kathy Slack - cook - who takes us on her journey from a crazed career in advertising to her new blissed out being as a vegetable lover.

Her new brilliant book is out and it's a stunning memoir that not only features beautiful writing about a terrible time, but also has recipes. I mean come on. What more could you want.

Buy Kathy's book here!

Go and follow her on socials here!

And don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review and eat more vegetables.

Laters potatoes

Toast xx

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Here it is! Another deep dive into an innocent comedian's Amazon purchase history.

This week we look at Insta sensation Mark Bittlestone who, unwisely, lets us have a mooch around his shopping history.

We uncover Friends, open windows, closed closets and how to find laughter in the darkest moments.

Don't forget you can find this episode over on our YouTube channel, where we're dropping new stuff every day. Head over there now and subscribe!

See you next week for another bout of Amazon Auditing.

Toast x

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Hello!

This week we dive into the life story of Cally Beaton. Blended families, travel, neck advice and the best way to rear your very own Zoo Keeper. It's all here, and so much more besides.

Cally’s book is coming out in July, now available for pre-order right HERE look!

And don't forget Cally's brilliant podcast Namaste Motherf**kers is available wherever you get your podcasts and you can find out all about what she's up to over here at her linktree.

Next week - Mark Bittlestone! See you then!

Toast xx

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