First Team All Nonsense Podcast

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July 28, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 17 - Spoiler Alert!
Where our sports-loving qualities somewhat temper our nerd-like qualities
0:00 Cold Open0:26 Bump2:48 Corrections3:20 What Are You Drinking?6:14 NBA Talk (erosion of strength in the East, delving a bit into the Kyrie/Cleveland thing with MN as a possible destination, then "the player with the most pressure")35:25 A special interview36:20 Non-NBA Talk - Game of Thrones the show watching-spoiler-for-book conundrum; Police Academy is REALLY BAD1:02:45 What will your life look like in 10 years (and Gibbons has his every-episode microphone crash)1:15:15 End
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1h 16min
July 08, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 16 - Who Is This, Anyway?
Surprisingly Little Nonsense. But some kick-ass basketball talk...
0:00 Cold Open0:24 Bump1:05 Intro5:15 What are you drinking?10:35 What are you up to? (neighborhood boat races15:18 Hot East Action17:15 A phone call with Fake Mixdorf!!!19:20 Indiana Off-Season Deep Dive: Digesting Paul George's departure. Is it a 100% re-build?44:54 Minnesota Off-Season Deep Dive: Dan responds to criticisms of MN's offseason moves (or lack thereof) thus far, then says goodbye to some familiar faces.59:36 Boston Off-Season Deep Diver: Mixdorf just wants to know what his team is going to be.1:11:26 What's your sad trombone?1:17:14 Close
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1h 20min
July 04, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 15 - Don't Listen to this Podcast (the Lost Episode)
(wherein Dan tries to save in, post-production, two separate attempts to record Episode 15 that were each foiled by technical difficulties)
0:00 Pre-Open0:40 Intro1:10 Welcome!1:55 Corrections!3:50 What are you drinking?7:37 What are you up to? (Boys of Summer!)11:05 Hot East Action12:02 Finals Wrap-Up14:52 Re: the BIM Teams and the impending free-agency period.27:00 FUTURE DAN!!!! (time warp)29:25 Cold Open30:27 Bump30:51 Welcome!31:47 What are you drinking? Descending into Little Debbie discussion transitioning into "where does Boston Creme come from?" and into a general "What's your favorite dessert?" and back to "What are you drinking?"40:34 Close42:04 Outro
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43min
July 03, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 15 - Don’t Listen to this Podcast (the Lost Episode)
(wherein Dan tries to save in, post-production, two separate attempts to record Episode 15 that were each foiled by technical difficulties)

0:00 Pre-Open
0:40 Intro
1:10 Welcome!
1:55 Corrections!
3:50 What are you drinking?
7:37 What are you up to? (Boys of Summer!)
11:05 Hot East Action
12:02 Finals Wrap-Up
14:52 Re: the BIM Teams and the impending free-agency period.
27:00 FUTURE DAN!!!! (time warp)
29:25 Cold Open
30:27 Bump
30:51 Welcome!
31:47 What are you drinking? Descending into Little Debbie discussion transitioning into "where does Boston Creme come from?" and into a general "What's your favorite dessert?" and back to "What are you drinking?"
40:34 Close
42:04 Outro
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43min
May 29, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 14 - No Nonsense (NBA Finals Edition)
Let's dispense with the nonsense, shall we?
0:00 Cold Open0:20 Bump2:12 Corrections3:27 What Are You Drinking?6:41 Mascot Missed Opportunities: Golden State with...NO MASCOT?!8:36 Hot East Action9:46: Round Three Recap: Boston-Cleveland22:16 Round Three Recap: Golden State-San AntonioNBA FINALS- 32:52 Mixdorf: MJ vs LeBron?- 43:25 Gibbons: Who does everyone pick and why? (not everyone picks Golden State)- 56:40 Dan: If Golden State wins, is it a lame championship for Durant?1:06:05: How are We Reminded of Our Age1:09:47 Outro
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1h 11min
May 05, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 13 - From the Winner's Circle (Playoff Edition)
The most fun you can have without your own podcast and YOUR own best friends
0:00 Cold Open: Broken Legs1:09 Main Open2:29 Corrections, with a special apology to the Memphis Grizzlies5:40 What Are You Drinking? With IPA Taste Test: Bell's Two Hearted vs. Castle Danger OdeGeneral NBA Playoff Observations: - 8:53 Roundtable: Faking a dude into the air for free throws: Good or bad for the NBA?- 13:07 Discovery regarding "mic-ing the coach"- 19:19 Things are unfolding as they should- 20:51 A Winner's Take on Round One of the Playoffs24:06 Hot East Action, Playoff StyleQuestions about Boston for Mixdorf- 25:05 Given the "extracurriculars," can these playoffs tell us anything about Boston?- 28:52 Would they have advanced if "Playoff Rondo" hadn't gone down?Questions about Indy for Gibbons- 33:00 About as non-embarassing as it can be while still being a sweep. Agree? (no, he does not)- 37:05 Where it is discovered that Josh is using his mom's internet connection.- 37:28 What could Paul George (or the team) could have done differently to stave off your wrath?- 39:40 Where the hell was Myles Turner?- 40:54: Blow it Up?42:47 Gibbons travels!45:45 Mixdorf's Boston-Washington Round 2 Preview49:25 Gibbons' Cleveland-Toronto Round 2 Preview (sponsored by the CF Traveler Podcast)53:27 Dan's Houston-San Antonio Round 2 Preview with a special statement by Gibbons1:00:00 Josh's Golden State Round 2 Preview1:08:24 What is Your Triple-Double?
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1h 14min
May 04, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 13 - From the Winner’s Circle (Playoff Edition)
The most fun you can have without your own podcast and YOUR own best friends

0:00 Cold Open: Broken Legs
1:09 Main Open
2:29 Corrections, with a special apology to the Memphis Grizzlies
5:40 What Are You Drinking? With IPA Taste Test: Bell's Two Hearted vs. Castle Danger Ode
General NBA Playoff Observations:
- 8:53 Roundtable: Faking a dude into the air for free throws: Good or bad for the NBA?
- 13:07 Discovery regarding "mic-ing the coach"
- 19:19 Things are unfolding as they should
- 20:51 A Winner's Take on Round One of the Playoffs
24:06 Hot East Action, Playoff Style
Questions about Boston for Mixdorf
- 25:05 Given the "extracurriculars," can these playoffs tell us anything about Boston?
- 28:52 Would they have advanced if "Playoff Rondo" hadn't gone down?
Questions about Indy for Gibbons
- 33:00 About as non-embarassing as it can be while still being a sweep. Agree? (no, he does not)
- 37:05 Where it is discovered that Josh is using his mom's internet connection.
- 37:28 What could Paul George (or the team) could have done differently to stave off your wrath?
- 39:40 Where the hell was Myles Turner?
- 40:54: Blow it Up?
42:47 Gibbons travels!
45:45 Mixdorf's Boston-Washington Round 2 Preview
49:25 Gibbons' Cleveland-Toronto Round 2 Preview (sponsored by the CF Traveler Podcast)
53:27 Dan's Houston-San Antonio Round 2 Preview with a special statement by Gibbons
1:00:00 Josh's Golden State Round 2 Preview
1:08:24 What is Your Triple-Double?
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1h 14min
April 15, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 12 - Playoff Preview (Witness Protection)
In lieu of time markers, a bit of backstory for what you're about to hear.
As regular listeners know, a fellow calling himself "Fake Mixdorf" has appeared with greater regularity in some form or other over the last few episodes. Other than a weird obsession with Xena: Warrior Princess, he seemed pretty harmless. Well, turns out he wasn't quite what he claimed. Because of an ongoing investigation and pending legal action we can't say much except Real Mixdorf was forced briefly into Witness Protection, and this episode was recorded by altering his voice for the purposes of anonymity. Thankfully, Fake Mixdorf was arrested and everything is back to normal, so anonymity is no longer important, but we weren't able to undo the voice effect. At some point in the future we hope to be able to be clearer about the events that transpired. it got both weirder and very dark.
Enjoy, and thanks for listening.
p.s. Please enjoy, with friends and loved ones, this first-ever First Team All Nonsense Friends & Family Guide to the Playoffs. A little cheat-sheet for the truly casual fan to bring them up to speed just in time for the 2017 NBA Playoffs!
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1h 48min
April 08, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 11 - Lost Dental Story
So much fun you might forget it's a basketball podcast.
0:00 Pre-intro0:57 Actual intro3:05 Corrections3:37 What are we drinking? (including a discussion of MN's 10,000 lakes actually being a combination of KG's sweat and Timberwolf tears)5:48 Hot Lukewarm East Action6:56 Frisky Rankings A Look Into the Tank (including some Dan Laker hate)10:22 MMO (Missed Mascot Opportunities) Franklin the Dog13:07 Dan's All Fancy-Man Team!16:52 The Office Max "Rip of the Night," including instant replay!17:46 Roundtable Discussion: Very good (and intelligent) offensive players who play bad (semingly unintelligent) defense. Why?27:17 DEEP DIVES27:30 Celtics (Mixdorf): Post Thumping-by-Cleveland soul-searching. What counts as a successful season? What's the ceiling?32:04 Pacers (Gibbons): Meet the Pacers: Lance Stephenson in a major 3 1/4 "Happy Happy Game Show" version of Meet the Pacers, followed by Dan bringing everybody down with regard to the rooting for teams who sign guys with a history of sexual abuse and domestic violence.49:18 Timberwolves (They're done. They're exhuasted. And warning signs regarding Thibs and team growth. But a little Rubio love, as always.)56:56 The Fake Mixdorf Concept Jumps the Shark! Inroducing "The Fake Mixdorf Babies Show!!!"59:40 What's Your Hair-Care Product of Choice? This segment not only involves Gibbs' incredible new hair-washing relevelation, it becomes the longest, most drawn-out closing topic discussion point in the history of the show.1:04:56 Close 'er out.
Special thanks to Sharon Hylton and Rosie Hylton who helped us out in the Fake Mixdorf Babies Show bit.
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1h 7min
March 23, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 10 - Insincerely Yours
Definitely NOT Mel Torme!
0:00 Intro & Welcome0:55 Corrections3:35 What Are You Drinking? (Summit, Sad Trombones, and Pacer Tears)7:39 What Are You Up To? (the Traveljogue happened!, bringin' in that 11 year old demographic, The Queen of Michigan City, and HE'S GOT TICKETS TO THE GAME!)NBA Observations: 12:05 a college ball observation (falling in love with Young Durkish)13:38 Mascot Missed Opportunities (MMO): Jazz Bera Jazz Bear17:10 a special visit from Johnny Seedcorn, 22: 18 Hot East Action23:25 The Return of Frisky RankingsDeep Dives:26:45 Boston - healthy heading into home stretch, possible playoff matchups31:44 Minnesota - Timberwolves stand-up comedy bad (BAD!) first offering. Brief playoff race, but now it's over. A little Zach talk.36:00 Indiana - Meet the Pacers, a time for reflection, The Pacers' Lament: an original song.39:29 Insincerely Yours42:46 Who is Your Player Comp? (featuring "Sandwich Dan")
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52min

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The podcast currently has 70 episodes available.