First Team All Nonsense Podcast

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March 10, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 9 - From The Winners' Circle
Not Your Father's NBA Podcast
Intro2:00 Corrections3:28 What Are You Drinking?6:21 What are You Up To? featuring an early throwing of the gauntlet from The Winners' CircleGeneral NBA Observations:14:25: Gibbs with sig-IN-SA15:33 Dan with The All Pirate Team and throwing Clutch the Mouse UNDER THE BUS19:09 Mixdorf with some Hot East Action (bomp-chikka-bow-wow) and his recurring dose of Cleveland Hate, which elicits the venegeful wrath of Josh from The Winner's Circle AND the vengeful wrath of the Engineering Gods by declaring himslf impervious to sound effects. And a little Clipper hate.NBA Deep Dives31:08 Josh with General NBA Observations from the Winner's Circle, declares Russell Westbrook NOT THE MVP, roundtable discussion on "what NBA player would you like to hang with?"42:27 Mixdorf gets 5 Questions about The Celtics from Gibbons (designing the perfect NBA stadium, what Celtic do you bring in for an in-studio interview?; advice to Brad Stevens for getting past the Cavs? Mixdorf's advice: Make shots.; who do you fear more between Toronto & Washington?)53:45 Dan explains why the Timberwolves' "disappointing season" is not a disappointing season.56:39 Gibbons with Meet the Pacers - wherein Rakim Christmas was RECALLED from the Fort Wayne Mad Ants, is subsequently quoted as saying "I can't even recall (how often he's gone back and forth), and the OBVIOUS PARALLELS to Charles Dickens' "Tale of Two Cities." Also - "Dances with .500."1:00:20 Josh recognizes the FIRST VERIFIED BIM SWEEP OF THE SEASON, the previous evening, then Deep Dives into craft breweries througout the nation with nbeer names that reflect prominent players in their home markets.1:04:41 What's your go-to move in basketball?1:09:08 The End?
In addition to the verbally acknowledged works, this episode features the songs:
Pink Fuzz! by The Protagonist! off Waka Chikka Wakka Chikka: Porn Music for the Masses on the the Free Music Archive (www.freemusicarchive.org)
My Friends, the Brits by First Team All Nonsense host Dan Hylton off his solo EP The Secret of HIM (http://www.danhyltonmusic.com/).
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1h 10min
March 10, 2017First Team All Nonsense Episode 9 - From The Winners’ Circle
Not Your Father's NBA Podcast

Intro
2:00 Corrections
3:28 What Are You Drinking?
6:21 What are You Up To? featuring an early throwing of the gauntlet from The Winners' Circle
General NBA Observations:
14:25: Gibbs with sig-IN-SA
15:33 Dan with The All Pirate Team and throwing Clutch the Mouse UNDER THE BUS
19:09 Mixdorf with some Hot East Action (bomp-chikka-bow-wow) and his recurring dose of Cleveland Hate, which elicits the venegeful wrath of Josh from The Winner's Circle AND the vengeful wrath of the Engineering Gods by declaring himslf impervious to sound effects. And a little Clipper hate.
NBA Deep Dives
31:08 Josh with General NBA Observations from the Winner's Circle, declares Russell Westbrook NOT THE MVP, roundtable discussion on "what NBA player would you like to hang with?"
42:27 Mixdorf gets 5 Questions about The Celtics from Gibbons (designing the perfect NBA stadium, what Celtic do you bring in for an in-studio interview?; advice to Brad Stevens for getting past the Cavs? Mixdorf's advice: Make shots.; who do you fear more between Toronto & Washington?)
53:45 Dan explains why the Timberwolves' "disappointing season" is not a disappointing season.
56:39 Gibbons with Meet the Pacers - wherein Rakim Christmas was RECALLED from the Fort Wayne Mad Ants, is subsequently quoted as saying "I can't even recall (how often he's gone back and forth), and the OBVIOUS PARALLELS to Charles Dickens' "Tale of Two Cities." Also - "Dances with .500."
1:00:20 Josh recognizes the FIRST VERIFIED BIM SWEEP OF THE SEASON, the previous evening, then Deep Dives into craft breweries througout the nation with nbeer names that reflect prominent players in their home markets.
1:04:41 What's your go-to move in basketball?
1:09:08 The End?

In addition to the verbally acknowledged works, this episode features the songs:
Pink Fuzz! by The Protagonist! off Waka Chikka Wakka Chikka: Porn Music for the Masses on the the Free Music Archive (www.freemusicarchive.org)
My Friends, the Brits by First Team All Nonsense host Dan Hylton off his solo EP The Secret of HIM (http://www.danhyltonmusic.com/).
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1h 10min
February 25, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Episode 8 - Dan Sinks the Submarine
Eminently accessible NBA talk...NOW with buffoonery!
SO MANY deep dives this episode the siren broke!
0:00 REAL Mixdorf3:55 Half-assed corrections4:20 The complete history of a couple MN grocery store chains...zzzzzzz...deep dive #15:16 ACTUAL Corrections7:30 What are you drinking? Dan goes deeper - deep dive #27:40 A brief interlude with the HALF BLOOD PRINCE!10:38 Dan removes his holster and guns and puts his cards on the table, or actually DEEP DIVE #3, this time about self-promotion and Twitter16:45 Not your grandfather's podcast17:50 Cards still off...23:45 The agony and the ecstasy of the Trade Deadline27:00 NBA fandom is NOT zero sum32:10 MIDESEASON REPORT CARD35:20 FAKE Mixdorf...again37:15 Official DEEP DIVES (#4,#5,#6) including another in the series of Odes to Rubio and Wiggins vs Crowder48:10 Does Gibbons watch NBA basketball?57:10 We surviced the Battle of Hoth62:40 Resistance is NOT futile71:15 We're out...
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1h 13min
February 09, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Ep. 7 - Fake Mixdorf
Eminently accessible NBA talk...NOW with buffoonery!
2:10 Corrections4:39 What Are We Drinking (with a live on-air opening, and Pat has not yet "gone for the hard stuff")7:34 What's Up (attending to a growing teen's growing needs, and - with Real Mixdorf not present it's safe to actually say...Tale of Two CITIES. Oh, and qeen. ooo - of republics and queens!).14:38 NBA Talk (Gibbons' fixation with Phil Jackson - and general NY insanity - continues. Touching on the 'Bron block. And does Dan, who has long professed to hate commercials, actually miss them a bit in this era of streaming content?)21:17 Fake Mixdorf calls in from New Zealand!23:53 Pacers (Dances with .500 is over, recap of Pat's visit ot Banker's Life Fieldhouse, a little Lavoy Love, and Meet the Pacers! starring Rodney Stuckey)31:41 Timberwolves (sad current state - a recap of misfortune and folly. Also, and apparently, in Thibs Dan trusts. And then, weird two-way pipelines between Minny & Indy).40:40 Tell Me About Your Music! (starring Pat, telling you about his solo career Spanish Duet song story recording project, and Dan telling you about his band Southern Resident Killer Whales and their upcoming EP, The Legendary Seasides. Plus - our new collaborative project: Time Did Yank Us).49:30 Close
Pat Gibbons' music websiteDan Hyltons' music website
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52min
January 27, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Ep. 6 - The Killing of the Squirrel
Eminently accessible NBA talk...NOW with buffoonery!
0:00 Intro - and GIBBONS PROVIDES LIVE UPDATES IN MINNY-INDY GAME3:00 Corrections & more live updates9:04 What are you drinking? (and more live updates)15:44 THAT NOISE AGAIN! Dan's dad's jump ball drills, actual game ends19:37 MORE on that Dan's VHS bball highlights projectRETURN OF THE SQUIRREL24:45 Gibbons wants to work Hard in the Yard26:40 Mixdorf going to New Zealand and Dan apparently doens't care27:35 Mixdorf to Gibbons: 5 Questions about the Pacers32:17 The Killing of the Squirrel32:25 5 Questions continues & mini debate about stars calling out non-stars for non-effort ensues. FTAN's first Anthony Peeler reference.42:25 Mixdorf's Frisky Rankings. Dan challenges the methodology!47:52 Mixdorf rants on the All Star Game53:50 Mixdorf with just a bit o Cleveland hate57:11 Dan's daughter, Rosie, had show name ideas: here they are59:13 Age is Undefeated1:03:13 Church league spacing vs NBA spacing1:04:47 Dan's Analytic of the Week1:08:15 Celtics Deep Dive (what happened to Boston's D?, the weird, funny one-sided Wizards-Celtics beer)1:14:45 Wolves Deep Dive (*actually* getting better - the continuation of the slow arc, and the more Dan thinks he knows the more he doesn't)1:18:40 Pacers deep-dive: Gibbons passes out of traffic, but we get into it anyway in roundtable forum: Paul George whininess debate (again),Shabazz Muhammad and Al Jefferson as having eerily similar roles)1:23:49 What are you doing in your free time?
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1h 30min
January 13, 2017 First Team All Nonsense Ep. 5 - The London Times Report
Three grown men who can't get enough of each other.
1:15 Corrections4:55 What Are We Drinking (wherein we eliminate the future possibility of a Goose Island sponsorship, but crack the door for Sam Adams).7:52 What's Up (past VHS, past audio tapes - the boys come together in discovering 2017 as a year in which , perhaps, Time Does Yank Them).17:30 NBA Talk (Gibbons thinks religious people have a relationship with Michael Jordan. Don't ask him to explain, cause he can't. Mixdorf's Frisky Rankings, and "Why Are Most Color Analysis So Bad?" and Dan tells the tale of The Two Blind Men and the Elephant, presents a "good assists vs bad assists" theory, and dismisses the notion of quick fixes to your team. Then Mixdorf takes one last shot at Cleveland).46:20 Celtics (trade possibilites and a little credit given to Isaiah Thomas' historic season thus far).50:13 Timberwolves (no apologies for narrow wins, and explaining bad pre-season projections).57:14 Pacers (really all about The London Times Report).109:24 What are You Doing for Exercise and Fitness.
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1h 18min
December 30, 2016 First Team All Nonsense Ep. 4 - Hooks on the Outside of Subways: Who Says No?
Three grown men who can't get enough of each other. Talking basketball, sharing laughs.
1:49 Corrections5:42 What Are We Drinking (wherein Gibbons goes DEEP on the Golden Age of Steam)12:46 What's Up (Dan plugs his band's gig & will be sitting in KG's old seats, Gibbs envisions a new hook on the exteriors of all Subway restaurants, and Mixdorf is Grindin' like the Grizz).18:44 NBA Talk (Gibbons calls for a new NBA Superhero Movie, Dan extends an invitation for Mixdorf to visit the Winner's Circle, and Dan reveals how Russell Westbrook can unlock a new level to his game).26:06 The Stat You Don't Need to Know.29:46 Mixdorf's Frisky Rankings.31:54: Timberwolf Talk (Dan goes DEEEEP into Timberwolf youth, suggesting that all those analogs you think are analogs? They're not analogs. Except the analog with the Battle of Thermopylae. THAT's an analog).41:29 Pacer Peroration (Meet the Pacers! Monta Ellis, Dances with .500, Pacer Paul May Have a Point, Give Myles the Damn Ball).49:53 Boston Briefing (Are they who we thought they'd be?, Kelly Olynyk and Marcus Smart in...The Alternative Factor).55:28 What are You Craving (and how is this impacted by the availability of Christmas sweets, and Dan LOSES IT over a technical glitch that only he can hear).
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1h 3min
December 09, 2016 First Team All Nonsense Ep. 3 - The Ricky Rubio Existential Crisis Episode
More fun, through the lenses of three guys who just want to talk about the NBA and not be dickweeds.
1:53 What Are We Drinking4:30 Dan regales you8:05 Pat remixing some old 44 tapes!13: 00 NBA Talk (Stan Van Gundy = Super Mario?, Gibbs' Phil Jackson vis-zen, should we fear San Antonio?, an alternate vision for Wizard uniforms, Mixdorf likes losers, it's hard to watch basketball when you're a dad!)36:20 Indy Deep Dive! (the Mobius Strip of Win-Loss Records, where the hell is Lavoy Allen?, meet the Pacers!)39:55 Boston Deep Dives! (Isaiah Thomas meets the Ewing Theory, The Continuing Misery of Free Throw Disparity, Avery Bradley got PISSED, Kelly Olynyk trying to steal Kevin Love's wingspan)49:25 Minnesota Deep Dives! (Ricky Rubio existential crisis; KAT, Wiggins, and LaVine walk into a bar...)1:03:05 What Have You Been Binge Watching...
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1h 14min
November 27, 2016 First Team All Nonsense Ep. 2 - The DEEP Deep Dive Episode
"Come, for the rollicking good times. Stay, in spite of the basketball talk."
1:17 What Are We Drinking3:27 NBA Talk (where are we at, two weeks in to 2016-2017 season? Phil Jackson's fall from grace, enough balls for the Warriors, the dilema of the no-longer-hateable-Lakers, LeBron's toadies & Mixdorf's Cav hate Vol 2)15:28 Boston Deep Dives! (Horford health status, & a REAL DEEP DIVE during which all our wives bail)20:20 Indy Deep Dives! (Meet the Pacers!, Pacer D concerns)26:48 Minnesota Deep Dives! (a special Three On Tunes statement about Ricky Rubio; 3rd quarter woes, Thibs quirks)37:25 What Are You Reading...?45:55 Firepit Chat - noting the election of Donald Trump
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1h 58min
November 27, 2016 First Team All Nonsense Ep. 1 - The Lumbering Behemoths Episode
Inagural episode of (as far as we know) the only Celtics, Timberwolves, Pacers podcast in the universe.
1:08 What Are We Drinking?3:27 NBA Talk (3-5 games in, 2 lumbering behemoths and then a bunch of other teams, 3 centers no PGs for Philly, LeBron's "block," and Mixdorf's glutton for Bull-watching punishment, and rampant fav-hate, Apache Chief as 1st pick in superhero basketball?)21:37 Boston Deep Dives! (just layin' things out, returns from injuries)27:50 Indy Deep Dives! (bad. Pacer D BAD, a letter from Paul George, Dan seems to recall Nate McMillan not being good. Wonders if Indiana was privvy to same information, Meet the Pacers!)38:18 Minnesota Deep Dives! (the NBA has a bullying problem!, fast starts and slow finishes47:40 What Are You Listening To?
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FAQs about First Team All Nonsense Podcast:

How many episodes does First Team All Nonsense Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 70 episodes available.