Like a cross between Car Talk and the Carol Burnett show. But about the NBA!
0:00 Cold Open2:20 Bump!3:03 Main Open4:21 What Are You Drinking?6:28 What's Goin' On, G?- G: Molly back to "University." Audio mastering off old VHS concerts from the 90s.- D: Cleared for action!- M: Double-Bombogenesis!16:00 Definitions!Team Discussions: Responding to Headlines17:08 "Timberwolves" (not Timberwolves) headlines for Dan.- Headline one: “Celtics' Jaylen Brown braves bomb cyclone, practices outside in the snow” - Nick Schwartz, For the Win- Headline two: “Paul Pierce: I don't want Isaiah Thomas tribute on same night Celtics honor me” - Des Bieler, The Washington Post- Headline three: “Marcus Smart Utilizes Snow Amounts to Safely Practice Flopping Technique, Stool Sanderson, Epic Bites23:03 Pacer headlines for GibbonsHeadline one: “Pacers were no match for Giannis Antetokounmpo and the Bucks” - Evan Morris, Indy CornrowsHeadline two: “Complications with Oladipo’s one bionic leg - now runs in circles” - Barry Lird, French Lick NewsamajigHeadline three: “ISU hopes surprising Drake doesn't get the better of them” - Todd Aaron Golden, Tribune Star26:30 Boston headlines to Mixdorf- CONTROVERSIAL ACCUSATION of Gibbons not understanding the gist of the very bit he created- Headline one: “The Celtics look like they may have finally caught the Cavaliers” (Michael D. Sykes, II from SBNation)- Headline two: “Class of 2017 stars Tatum, Mitchell and Kuzma take different paths to first-year success” (Mitch Lawrence, The Sporting News)- Headline three: “In Christmas mix-up, Celtics swing-man Jaylen Brown cooks, serves own butt” (Sam Sammerson, Northampton Teetotaler)39:40 Satirical Headline Bit41:43 What Are You Noticing About Your Teams?- 42:10: Timberwolves: KAT's evolution (D, finally); general ruminations on turns for the better and the concept of "It's a long season" - streaks come and go, everybody loses to everybody.- 50:40 Indiana: the non-Oladipo rough patch...a quick return to try and figure out what Wiggins' deal is.- 56:40 Boston: weird schedule59:52 Close1:00:29 Bump. During this episode, Gibbons refers to audio editing for a song, Rio Paraguay, extracted from an old VHS tape of a 44 (Gibbons and Dan's old band) performance in the 1990s. We decided to use this song (albeit still awaiting mastering) to close the show. For more information about music by Pat and Dan, visit raftingrecords.com.1:07:11 Close.