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Lying, Toy Cars, And Explaining - Steve's Daddy Tips (5-27-20) by Fish With Friends

At the end of the show today we lost Steve. Like, he didn't wander off somewhere and get lost, he lost internet connection and wasn't able to be on the show for the last 30 minutes. But, he was still able to get through home schoolin' before his internet went completely kaput. Also on the show, we talked about all of our Memorial Day Weekends, we learned that there is a very specific way to eat ice cream, and we listened to some never before released Michael Jackson audio. All of that and much more on today's show!

Have you gotten a craving for something weird since you've been stuck in your home? Connie brought it up on the show this morning because she has had several unusual cravings since she's been at home. We all talk about our cravings and hear about yours on today's show. Also on the show, Fish shared the cheesiest quarantine pickup lines to use when you are allowed back at the bar, we pondered about the importance of pants, and Steve recommended some movies to stream this weekend. All of that and much more on today's show!

Have you ever seen the 'Kitty Litter Goatee'? No? Well, that's probably because Connie coined the phrase this morning when she turned around during the show and saw her cat Kevin across the room with a weird looking goatee. We literally stopped the show and she examined him closer to find out that the goatee was from sticking his face in his kitty litter. We don't even wanna know why that happened. Also on the show, we checked out the best summer songs of all time, we heard some adorable audio of a man being reunited with his donkey after 2 months of quarantining, and we asked you if you would flip a coin when making a major life decision. All of that and much more on today's show!

Do you have the skin hunger? And no, we aren't talking about the desire to eat flesh like some sort of cannibal. We are talking about the desire to have skin on skin contact with another human. We learned today that most Americans are craving skin on skin contact and we asked if you were too. Also on the show, we learned that you can buy women's underpants with Dr. Fauci on them, Steve brought his greatest dad joke of all time for Daddy Tips, and we asked you what your personalized bumper sticker would say. All of that and much more on today's show!

If you have a toddler who has been cooped up because of the quarantines, you might have a little one who is asserting his or her dominance. Here are some tips on how you can trick them into thinking they are still in control, but also get them to do what you want.

Today on the show, we found out that the average American makes 2,000 excuses each year. That seems a bit high, doesn't it? The excuses can range anywhere from something real, like you really don't have time, to something fake like, your dog ate your homework. We asked each other if we thought we made that many excuses and it seems like that might actually be accurate. Also on the show, we learned about the most popular graduation songs of the last 25 years, Steve gave everyone a lesson on US Geography with Home Schoolin', and we got some insight on how sports will start to return this summer. All of that and much more on today's show!

"Yay! It's Monday!" said like almost no one ever. You can always tell when it is a Monday on our show during the stay at home order because a new technical issue has come up. This one was able to get all fixed before the show so you didn't even notice it and no one would have been the wiser if Steve hadn't written about it in the description here. Also on the show, we learned all about biology during Home Schoolin', we talked about sports coming back without crowds, and we had a Connie and Fish fill in the blank for our Text Question of the Day. All of that and much more on today's show!

Steve has been doing Home Schoolin' with Connie and Fish for over a month now and it's finally time for school lunch. On Friday's, Steve always gets a little creative with his subjects for Home Schoolin' and today Connie and Fish chose lunch, where Steve quizzed them on all their lunch favorites from when they were kids. Also on the show, we learned about a brand new trend involving toddlers and patience, Steve talked about 2 new movies that are coming out straight to streaming this weekend, and we learned that Bigfoot is probably susceptible to COVID-19. All of that and much more on today's show!

Today on the show we learned that Connie hasn't worn anything but sweatpants since the stay-at-home was issued in March. That's almost 2 months of only sweatpants. Plus, it's not like she hasn't gone out at all during those 2 months. But, she said she just puts on fancier sweatpants when she leaves. Also on the show, we asked if it was OK to name your child after your pet, we are back talking about how rude it is to not thank someone who holds a door open for you, and we asked what was keeping you positive. All of that and much more on today's show!