Fitz in the Morning

SEA-HAWKS! We recap the game and Fitz decides we should each pick a player to support this season: Fitz picks DK, Claire picks Carson, Ryder picks Russell, and Drew doesn't have a TV right now so missed the game. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Franzia is selling a backpack with an entire box of wine, Seattle's air quality is currently the 2nd worst in the entire world, a study claims thick thighs means lower blood pressure, a town near Buffalo, New York mistakenly sent out an extreme caution alert on 9/11 at 9:11am, a man tries to claim religious beliefs to skip wearing a mask in a store, and a failed rocket launches and crashed but the onlookers are not at all concerned. Fitz plays us a heartbreaking interview from an Oregon couple who took refuge in a river when fire exploded in their neighborhood. In the Fitz Files, Chris Evans accidentally posts a picture of his junk on Instagram. Kelly Clarkson says her life is a dumpster since getting divorced and The Golden Girls turns 35. It's time for Twin Tales with Fitz's Twins Bowie and Bodie talking about 'Rona', riding in daddy's truck, and mamma's Ba-Bas. Drew's Mom met Jyl's parents for the first time ever and it was unbelievably anticlimactic. If you miss the Smells of Football, Fitz tells us about a new line of candles offering scents like artificial turf and Nachos. Today's Troop Salute is Master Sergeant Jesse Reynolds of the USAF. We recap the Seahawks Game with Football Guru Rob the Original P1 from Bremerton. Food News has Ryder is reporting on some of the yummy new stuff available like Wal-Mart's frozen cookie dough hot chocolate, Amazon's 27lb bucket of mac n' cheese and McDonalds' Travis Scott meal. Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your day started off right.

A guy who steals a police K9 from its handler's home yard is busted after getting arrested for something else, a college girl gets kicked out of school after filming herself at a keg party bragging about having Covid-19, a woman spits through a McDonalds drive-thru window because they didn't have cookies, a man gets free food every day, all-year-round, with a fake email account where it's always his birthday, a girl thanks all the kids who actually talk during Zoom class because she doesn't like to, and a man is busted with 20 gallons of illegal moonshine in his trunk.

Where were you when the world stopped turning? Throughout the show we remember the key moments of September 11, 2001. But it's also Friday which always means a Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy steals a police dog from its handler's home yard, a college girl films herself hanging out at a keg party bragging about having Covid-19, a woman spits through a McDonalds drive-thru window because they didn't have cookies, a man gets free food all-year-round with a fake email account where it's always his birthday, a girl thanks all the kids who actually talk during Zoom class because she doesn't like to, and a man is busted with 20 gallons of illegal moonshine in his trunk. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends The Boys Season 2 on Amazon Prime, Pokémon Journeys on Netflix, The Binge on Hulu and Christopher Robin on Disney+. In the Fitz Files, Nic Cage will play Joe Exotic on an Amazon Prime series, Candace Cameron claps back at trolls over a picture of her husband touching her boo-bah, Wheel of Fortune has a plan to keep the actual Wheel Covid-free, and Dr. Phil wants people to stop calling him "Daddy". We need your Insta-Therapy help for Alex from Bremerton, a newly single dad with his kids for the weekend who doesn't know how to cook but doesn't want his ex to call him a fast-food dad. Believe It Or Not includes Dustin in Kent who does phone screen repair and once had Jeff Bezos come in, Allison from Edmonds who got a job from a random conversation on an airplane, and Jamie who's working construction at Climate Pledge Arena and carved his initials inside. The Weekend Party Preview includes Drive-In WA State Fair Food, Free State Parks on Sunday, Museums are Opening, the Twilight Forever in Forks Festival is virtual this weekend, and the Seahawks start Sunday against the Falcons in Atlanta.

A topless woman is arrested for chewing on someone's mini horse, a woman breaks the record for eating 10 jelly doughnuts in under 3 minutes, the world's oldest adult movie star (she's 84!) is upset the pandemic has put her out of business, an AI computer writes an article to convince people AI poses no threat but it's pretty threatening, a woman going psycho about the prices in a Taco Bell claims to be the daughter of Charles Manson, and a woman goes viral after finding a mouse in her car and filming herself freaking out.

Thanks again to the firefighters who continue to battle across the Great Northwest, and prayers to those who have lost loved ones or homes. After Fitz calls the Northwest the Great Smoky Mountains, Fitz and Claire reminisce about the Ronnie Milsap song Smoky Mountain Rain. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a topless woman is arrested for chewing on a horse, a woman breaks the record for eating 10 jelly doughnuts in under 3 minutes, the world's oldest adult movie star (she's 84!) is upset the pandemic has put her out of business, an AI computer writes an article to convince people AI poses no threat, a woman going psycho in a Taco Bell claims to be the daughter of Charles Manson, and a woman goes viral after finding a mouse in her car and filming herself freaking out. Fitz wants us to all go "forest bathing" together as a team-building exercise and Drew hates it but accidentally offers up his property. In the Fitz Files, Ellen prepares to apologize about toxic workplace allegations when her show comes back this month, Olaf from Frozen gets his own origin story movie, and Carol Baskin will be dancing to Eye of the Tiger for her first dance on Dancing with the Stars. On Make Up or Break Up, Shirley from Shelton is disappointed her boyfriend Cliff is so over politics he has decided not to vote at all in the upcoming election and the P1's get super fired up over this one! It's Christmas in September after Fitz does a birthday tribute to Michael Buble and asks Drew to sing some of his song Home, then asks Shade to play the Blake Shelton version, but Shade pulls the Christmas Version. We declare it Christmas, and throw in some Christmas Shoes too! Playlist Profiling is Ross from Tacoma. Throwin' Shade has the Man in the Box setting his sights on a huge spider that has taken over his house. Today's $1 Million Dollars of Jobs Employer Interview is Kristin Sanchez from Systematic Supply who is hiring for Customer Service jobs.

Facebook wants to pay you to deactivate your account for a few weeks leading up to the election to protect us from Russian bots, a Wendy's drive-thru employee is internet famous for sounding like he's an automated prerecording, singing Happy Birthday could be a major spreader of Covid, English police raid a Swingers party violating Covid rules, Spanish police arrest a Covid-positive surfer hanging out on the beach and what exactly happens when Florida Woman goes into an adult store...?!

The smoke is better but still lingering and we are thinking of you who are out of your homes and thanking firefighters who are keeping us safe. Drew's move to Monroe is finally almost done cuz his POD is empty! Listen for the Mystery Sound - the jackpot is up to $350! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Facebook will pay you to deactivate your account for a few weeks leading up to the election, a Wendy's Drive-Through employee is internet famous for sounding like an automated prerecording, singing Happy Birthday could spread Covid, English police raid a Swingers party violating Covid rules, Spanish police arrest a surfer violating Covid rules, and what happens when Florida Woman goes into an adult store?! Claire received a home video transferred from Super 8 from when she was 9 years old and was amazed to see her mom on it. Fitz just came back from a weird bathroom experience with Ryder who apparently can't go if there's another guy there. In the Fitz Files, Keeping up with the Kardashians has been cancelled, Joe Exotic has hand-written a pardon request to President Trump, Nike is putting out Air Max Freddy Krueger shoes and the drama version of Fresh Prince called Bel Air is green lit for Peacock. All Jacked Up includes Brie from Bothell who loves finding crazy long chin hairs and Hunter from Graham who prefers wiping his face on his sleeve to using napkins. There is new evidence that Drew's Mom exists as she comes to visit and meet his girlfriend's parents for the first time. Ryder demands we "Boomers" deactivate Facebook ahead of the election to keep ourselves out of the hands of Russian Bots. Today's Troop Salute is Sergeant Mitchell Wilson of the US Army who signed up after 9/11.Our $1 Million Dollars of Jobs spotlights business owner Amanda from Instanannies who is offering Nanny jobs to our P1s.

Thank You to all the Firefighters who are unbelievably busy this morning! We go over some of the local road closures and power outages. Fitz drove all over the Northwest Monday and got home just before the fires started. We all talk about that moment when we first started smelling smoke and wondered if it was in our own homes. Drew finally spent the night in his new house in Monroe although he still has no kitchen. Mystery Sound #2 Starts Today! In The What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Florida woman tries to hire a hitman to kill her husband’s mistress as a birthday present to herself, a man eats an entire can of Pringles slowly during a 4-hour flight to avoid wearing a mask on the plane, a hair salon has to remove Happy as a job requirement because its discriminatory to sad people, a man calls 911 over 1200 times to offer them free home-made egg rolls, a California couple’s gender reveal party starts a massive wild fire, and the demand for nude maids has skyrocketed during Covid. People are Out: Fitz saw huge crowds at Alki beach over the weekend and Drew saw a huge Labor Day crowd at IKEA. In the Fitz Files, Anna Farris is leaving the show Mom, Taylor Swift’s new album is still #1 tying her with Whitney Houston for most weeks ever at #1, and Katie Holmes has a new boyfriend. On Make Up or Break Up, Miranda from Lynnwood walked in on her boyfriend Eddie Zooming with a woman from their Friends’ Zoom Games group; she thinks he could be cheating but he says he is just practicing the games. It’s Time for Bull School and Ryder has some educational tips for kids, like watching videos of Coyote Petersen do some really dangerous things.

A Florida woman tries to hire a hitman to kill her husband’s mistress as a birthday present to herself, a man eats an entire can of Pringles very slowly during a 4-hour flight to avoid wearing a mask on the plane, a Hair Salon has to remove being happy as a job requirement because its discriminatory to sad people, a man calls 911 over 1200 times to offer them free home-made egg rolls, a California couple’s gender reveal party starts a massive wild fire, and the demand for nude maids has skyrocketed during Covid and Drew explains why.

Fitz is wearing a White T-Shirt and Drew brought us all some BBQ sauce that his friend makes, but no, Claire is not wearing a miniskirt. It's Time for a Labor Day Weekend Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a study finds it's impossible not to move when you hear music (even if you're Drew), doctors warn of a spike in pubic lice brought on by pandemic grow-outs, a WWII veteran make his last request to have his casket painted like a big pack of Juicy Fruit Gum and a woman takes in a homeless teenage boy who turns out to really be 32-year-old man. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends the entire Back to the Future Series on Netflix, the entire Twilight Series on Hulu, The Boys Season 2 on Amazon Prime, and the Live Action Mulan on Disney+ for an extra $30.In the Fitz Files, Ken Jennings is joining the staff of Jeopardy although Alex Trebek is back for the new season, The Batman movie is on hold after star Robert Pattinson gets Covid, and a college professor says Snoop Dogg for a Cameo to tell his students to read their syllabus. Ladies, it's Labor Day Weekend so we want to hear what it's like when you go into Labor! Drew was so tired he slept on a pile of carpet in his new empty home. After the 8am Mystery Sound player misses it, Fitz goes off the rails and starts giving out clues and upping the Jackpot on his own until Sailor from Puyallup gets it right and wins $2500! Fitz checks his Social Media and responds to whether he will get in trouble for the Mystery Sound and where are some great places to go Glamping. The Weekend Party Preview has some cool stuff like the Museum of Flight reopening, Washington Fair Food available for the weekend, the Bremerton Blackberry Festival Drive-Thru and Fitz is excited the SIFF is showing the Newport Jazz Festival Film online.