Fitz in the Morning

A new study finds it's impossible not to move when you hear music, even if you're Drew, doctors warn of a spike in pubic lice, yes we said pubic lice, brought on by pandemic grow-outs, a WWII Veteran make his last request to have his casket painted like a big pack of Juicy Fruit Gum, and a woman takes in a homeless teenage boy who turns out to really be 32-year-old man.

Drew is having a great morning because he has been reunited with his Long Lost Coffee Mug, but Ryder is not, because he was up all night caring for a sick kitty cat Thor. The Mystery Sound Jackpot is up to $2050! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a parrot does an amazing Beyonce impersonation, a Florida Man driving drunk hits a "Drive Sober" sign, a girl's Tik Tok video captures her mom falling through the ceiling, a man makes an impassioned plea about boneless chicken wings at a City Council meeting, some fishermen reel in two live pipe bombs, and Target is now promoting Waist Up Style for people Zoom working from home. Ryder educates us on some new words added to the dictionary, like DGAF, Amirite, and Jabroni. In the Fitz Files, The Rock and his whole family have Covid-19, the Live Action Mulan will cost you an extra $30 on Disney+ now or you can watch it free in 3 months, and Blake Shelton buys a Texas teacher's entire classroom Amazon Wish List. On Make Up or Break Up, Austin from Marysville is worried that his girlfriend Rebecca tells so many little white lies that he's not sure when she's ever telling the truth but she says he is hard to please so she tells little ones to avoid his criticism. We all sing about our love for the Corn Moon. Playlist Profiling is Chris from Bremerton. Throwin Shade is absolutely epic as newly single Shade goes after Dating Apps.

A parrot in England does an amazing Beyonce impersonation, a Florida Man driving drunk hits a "Drive Sober" sign, a girl's TikTok video captures her mom falling through the attic into her room, a man makes an impassioned plea about boneless chicken wings at a City Council meeting, some fishermen in California reel in two live pipe bombs, and Target is now promoting Waist Up Style for people Zoom working from home.

Pilots report a man flying around LAX at 3000 feet with a jet pack and the Air Traffic Controllers are cool as cucumbers, UFO sighting reports are up 51% this year, a man applies for a job at a pizza place and steals the tip jar on the way out, a bar in New York City is taking bets on whether New York or Chicago will have more shootings over the Labor Day weekend, hikers at Glacier National Park spot a bear and scream about what to do or not do, and a woman at a Thai zoo grabs a tiger’s junk for a photo op, which leads us to debate the size of a tiger’s junk.

Fitz tells us all about the beautiful Corn Moon that’s been watching over us, and sings “Colors of the Wind” for us. Listen for the Mystery Sound just after 8am and if you know it, the Jackpot is up to $1800! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, pilots report a man flying around LAX at 3000 feet with a jet pack, UFO sighting reports are up 51% this year, a man applies for a job at a pizza place and steals the tip jar, a bar in New York take bets on whether New York or Chicago would have more shootings over Labor Day, hikers at Glacier National Park spot a bear and scream about what to do or not do, and a woman at a Thai zoo grabs a tiger’s junk for a photo op. We are all so All Jacked Up, like Fitz who’s searching for the perfect mullet online, Drew who places UPS missed package messages on his noisy neighbor’s door, Tina in Buckley who mixes raw eggs and vinegar as a breakfast shot, and Jessie from Marysville who runs a full background check on guys she dates. We call our Netflix for a Year winner Adyson from Snoqualmie! The most popular things people have purchased lately include Air Pods, Lounge Wear and Dumbbells. In the Fitz Files Carole Baskin is officially on “Dancing with the Stars”, Quibi is doing a mocumentary on Hot Country Nights and Fitz in the Morning and The Bull are nominated for CMA Awards. Today’s Troop Salute is Derek Livingston of the US Army. We salute Boss Parents as Fitz reads a hilarious letter from a parent wondering how she can make it all work with kids schooling from home while she works at home. Fitz reads a letter from a local student athlete who asks Fitz to support Fall Athletics coming back so Fitz calls Rob the Original P1 for his expert opinion on High School sports.

An angry “Ken” massively freaks out on a Wal-Mart worker about masks, a woman accidently gets her mask attached to her extensions at the salon, a naked man is arrested at a Taco Bell drive through, a teacher gets a bit overzealous at a school Zoom class, Thanksgiving is probably gonna be a major Zoom event this year, an elderly woman is kicked out of a bingo hall for refusing to wear a mask over her tracheotomy neck hole (!) and Herman Cain Tweets from beyond the grave?

Signs of “Still Summer” include a High of 80, but signs of “Already Fall” include Ryder wearing jeans and Claire’s backyard apples – so which is it already? The Mystery Sound Jackpot is up to $1550. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, an angry “Ken” massively freaks out on a Wal-Mart worker about masks, a woman accidently gets her mask attached to her extensions at the salon, a naked man is arrested at a Taco Bell drive through, a teacher gets a bit overzealous at a school Zoom class, Thanksgiving is probably gonna be a major Zoom event this year, an elderly woman is kicked out of a bingo hall for refusing to wear a mask over her tracheotomy neck hole (!) and Herman Cain Tweets from beyond the grave? A new poll says 60% of Americans plan to travel for Labor Day and 88% of those are driving. Drew’s girlfriend Jyl is truly a Fierce Female – she is starting school his week to get a PhD in physical therapy! – and Fitz wants to know if Drew is finally going to put a ring on it. In the Fitz Files, Loretta Lynn and Kid Rock got fake married, Mariah Carey reveals she was unhappy when Ellen forced her into admitting she was pregnant, and we hear Carrie Underwood’s new Christmas song. On Make Up or Break Up, Graham from Puyallup is bothered that his Girlfriend Maggie is jealous of the time he spends with his sister. Playlist Profiling is Marguerite from Olympia! Sam Hunt has put out a really Pop take on a Classic Garth Brooks song and we debate the state of Country Radio vs Pop Radio, with Gabby Barrett and Maren Morris running up the Pop Charts.

40 Coast Guard shipmates swimming in the South Pacific are approached by a shark and they have to fire the Deck Gun to scare it off. The hottest mask this Halloween is a scary “Karen”! A hurricane reporter in San Antonio has a transformer blow right behind him. The fear of leaving the house without your phone is called Nomophobia, and 80% percent of college students say they have it. A guy drives a stolen school bus for 200 miles and gets caught after doing donuts, there’s a new way to lose weight involving pills made from…What Are You Kidding Me?!

It was a weekend full of sunflowers, haircuts and free desert. Drew thanks Fitz for visiting ‘his” County of Snohomish, but Fitz says because Drew doesn’t live there yet, he’s not really a Snohomie yet. Listen for the Mystery Sound for your shot at a growing jackpot which is now up to $1300! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, 40 Coast Guard shipmates swimming in the South Pacific are approached by a shark, the hottest mask this Halloween is a scary “Karen”, a storm reporter in San Antonio has a transformer blow right behind him, the fear of leaving the house without your phone is called Nomophobia, a guy drives a stolen school bus for 200 miles and gets caught after doing donuts, there’s a new way to lose weight involving pills made from your own poop. In the Good Stuff we meet our August Bickford Ford Community Hero Robert who served 32 years in the US Air Force and now is a postman. In the Fitz Files, we remember Chadwick Bozeman who passed away suddenly from colon cancer and the MTV VMA Awards starred Lady Gaga and her masks and a new-look Miley Cyrus. Tenille Arts calls in to the show to talk about what it feels like to hear your song on the radio for the first time, being a Canadian Country star in America, and her fabulous eyebrows. It’s another Twin Tales with Fitz and his new twin boys Bowie and Bodie talking about their sleep schedule, how Mommy is feeling, and how big they’ll get when they grow up. Today’s Troop Salute is Rayford Wilson of the US Army. Fitz thinks Drew saddled Claire with a boondoggle of a rental house. Time to Check Fitz’ Social Media! And we have some Monday Motivation to get your week started off right.

Celebration Week began with Fitz’s wife’s birthday and continues through the weekend with Drew’s girlfriend’s birthday and Claire’s wedding anniversary. We celebrate Friday with a Bull- Yah! Listen for the Mystery Sound for your chance at the Jackpot, now over $1000! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Amazon’s new fitness tracker can tell you if you’re not nice, two dudes get jail for pumping air from a compressor in their buddy’s butt when he passed out, a woman calls police after finding what she thought was a man’s body part in some meat, a dude breaks the record for the tallest Mohawk, some scientist says Covid can spread through toilets, and a government official accidentally Zooms a hook-up with his secretary. On Stream It Or Skip It Drew recommends “Bill And Ted: Face The Music” on streamers with pay options, “Cobra Kai” is now on Netflix, “The Phineas & Ferb” movie on Disney+, and “The Regular Show” on Hulu. Fitz had a gift disaster with his wife when he gave her a bracelet with an inscription inspired by something special her grand Grandmother said but she didn’t remember telling him that. In the Fitz Files, an official premiere date for “The Bachelorette”, Brad Pitt has been hiding a girlfriend for a year, and Luke Combs covers Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy”. “The P1’s Have Talent” include Mackenzie from Rainier who sings “Jolene”, Sammy from Olympia who performs an old Geico Commercial and Erica from Mukilteo hand trumpets the “Raiders of the Lost Ark” theme. Fitz and Ryder do a memorable duet of the Hardy and Lauren Alaina song “One Beer”. Believe It or Not has some crazy stories like Britney from Spanaway who’s dad was in the music video for Poison’s “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn” and Chelsea from Tacoma who got to the top 5 in the National Spelling Bee as a kid. Fitz pulled an EPIC prank on Drew at the Factoria QFC. The Weekend Party Preview has cool local stuff to do with the family.