Fitz in the Morning

Drew actually witnessed a couple breaking up in the car behind him in the middle of the road on SR 522, including the woman storming out of the car, making Fitz bust out into the David Naill song “Red Light”. Keep listening for the Mystery Sound and its growing Jackpot over $800; all the clues are now up on the 98.9 The Bull App! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, people are refusing to blow out candles on birthday cakes because ‘Rona, a guy who threw his meth out the window of a stolen truck while leading cops on a chase tries to go back for the meth, wedding crashers ruin a wedding by stealing all the gifts, Google searches for “Panic Attack” have reached an all-time high, Costco is starting up samples again, a professor at says Poison Ivy has become more potent and Busch Beer has a line of Beer for Dogs. In the Fitz Files, Jamie Lynn Spears wants full control of her sister Britney’s money, Jeff Bezos is now the richest person in the History of the World at $200 Billion, the lineup for the ACM’s is getting Epic, and Katy Perry has her baby! On Make Up or Break Up, Michelle from Federal Way says her boyfriend Chuck doesn’t do anything to stop his friends from hitting on her and being inappropriate. Trace Atkins did a reverberatingly low National Anthem at the RNC last night. Playlist Profiling is Katelynn from Kent! Fitz is fascinated by Claire and Drew’s conversations about things he left back in his former house she is now renting, like his brand new meat freezer, and his old iPod which Claire is trying to tap to see what Drew was listening to in 2005.

Turns out Fitz was once an Abercrombie and Fitch model, sorta. Keep listening for the Mystery Sound – the 8am Jackpot is up to $550. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, the “bro-kini” is on the way and Fitz is going to buy one for Drew, the world’s most expensive PB&J sandwich is $350, a woman stabs her husband when he refuses to fight, a man trying to get out of his work shift at a pizza place lies about having Covid and licks the pepperoni, a drunk driver crashes into a psychic’s office and she claims she had a feeling she should leave, and a big man breaks a diving board. Drew’s ‘Rona hair is so long his girlfriend has instructed him use shampoo and conditioner instead of just a bar of soap and he hates how long it takes. What Age is Too Young for Fortnight? Ryder explains to Fitz what really happens on the headsets during games that his 8-year-old wants to play. In The Fitz Files, Tom Cruise made a little movie about going to a movie theater, Justin Bieber and his wife are in trouble for throwing a big party, a “Home Improvement” reunion of sorts has Tim and Al Borland hosting a DIY competition and Carole Baskin is rumored for Dancing with the Stars. All Jacked Up includes Claire’s special spider web stick, Fitz drinking his babies’ “Colic Calm”, Devin from Redmond who bathes with his bath toys, and Janine from Mill Creek who calls random numbers and does phone sex. Today’s Troop Salute is ET3 Michael Paveglio of the US Navy. Half of Single Americans say they don’t want to be in a relationship and we all speculate as to why. Time to Check Fitz’s Social Media: Will he ever do “Dancing with the Stars”? Does Drew really look just like Al Borland form Home Improvement? And Mike from Auburn wants Fitz to send Fitz’s wife Bethany away on a trip for her birthday.

In the words of P1 Food Goddess Jodie: “Tuesday were meaningless until they gave them Tacos.” Fitz’s wife Bethany’s birthday is today and he’s thinking about getting some takeout for a drive-by dinner date. Keep listening for the Mystery Sound cuz the jackpot is over $300! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a student complaining into her phone about her teacher’s Zoom class gets busted when he is listening, KFC is suspending the slogan “Finger Lickin’ Good” until the pandemic is over, lightning strikes right near an outdoor wedding, a Florida Woman is arrested for assaulting her father because he was farting too much, turns out dolphins can get Covid, and a company in Taiwan has built a robotic arm to swab your nose for Covid. Houston is evacuating right now in front of some major hurricanes. Dwight Yoakam just became a father for the first time at 63 years old!! Heads Up for a Dad Joke! In the Fitz Files, “Ellen” is cancelled in Australia, and BSB AJ McLean may be competing on “Dancing with the Stars”. On Make Up or Break Up, Elizabeth from Federal Way is 44 but her boyfriend Cliff is 31 and she thinks his friends are trying to steer him away from her by constantly joking about her age and steering him toward other women. Fitz needs Birthday help and Baby help to properly celebrate his wife but it evolves into a discussion about what makes a good babysitter. Playlist Profiling is Dave from Bremerton. We find out that Ryder has been sad because his dad is leaving to fight forest fires and his brother is moving to Idaho. We call Fitz’s wife Bethany to wish her a Happy Birthday and make sure she doesn’t open her present before he gets home!

Fitz got his wife a very thoughtful gift for her birthday – hope she’s not listening cuz he said what it was. Listen every weekday at 8am, as well as 11am, 2pm, 5pm and 7pm, for the Mystery Sound and if you know it, you could win Cash! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a website is looking for a “Karen” to do tough product reviews, a study claims Tablet use may actually improve kids’ attention spans but Fitz disagrees, a male bridesmaid is dropped from a wedding because he refuses to wear a dress, a woman files for divorce because her husband won’t argue, police are looking for a man who hugged Wal-Mart customers yelling “You’ve got Corona Now”, and a UK swingers event is still happening but with “upclose” activities banned. In the Fitz Files, Aunt Becky’s Judge comes down hard at her sentencing, the “Storage Wars” guys buy an abandoned Kobe Bryant storage unit full of Lakers gear”, and Matthew McConaughey is the most popular voice on the “Calm” meditation App with more than 11 million downloads. What are your Secret Northwest Vacation Spots? Ken from Oak Harbor says Treehouse Point in Fall City, Kimmy loves going to the Willows Lodge in Woodinville, and Savannah says Rosario Resort in the San Juans. We had a super fun Zoom with Maddie and Tae Friday and we listen back to some of the highlights. Today’s Troop Salute is BM2 Christopher Labreck of the US Coast Guard. Earlier on Wheel of Wake Up we called Kevin from Promotions at 4am. Fitz just HAS to Rock Some “Rockin’ Toots” for us! Drew cut off part of his finger and now he can’t get into his phone with his fingerprint. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right including a special message from Chris Hemsworth!

Fitz left the windows down on his truck last night on a nice rainy Northwest night. Whatever the weather it’s time for a Friday Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, the Guinness World Record is broken for the fastest Electric Ice Cream Van, a woman is evicted from her apartment with a happy funny flyer, genetically modified mosquitos are being released in Florida, a bridge reopened after a 2-year repair gets hit by a bus, an attorney pulled over for DUI tries to get out of it by dropping famous names. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “Chemical Hearts” on Amazon Prime, “American Pickle” on HBO Max, and “Beauty and the Beast” and “The One and Only Ivan” on Disney+. In the Fitz Files, Ellen piles on perks for her employees after the show admits to a terrible workplace environment, Lori Loughlin and her husband will be sentenced today, and Luke Bryan and his wife star in an underwear commercial. On Insta-Therapy P1 “Michael” From Marysville has a best friend cheating on his wife and he is sick keeping the secret. Men, have you noticed women are talking to you more when you are wearing your mask? Following the Guinness World Record for the Lowest Singing Voice, each of us picks a song to try and “Go Low”. Believe It Or Not has Joe from Bremerton admitting to 3 affairs with 3 married women at the same time, Melissa from Renton finding a purse with $4000 and getting a $1000 reward and Christine from Edmonds passing out from wearing a tight shirt. Fitz entraps Ryder into taking another job because Budweiser is offering $6000 a month for a meme maker. The Weekend Party Preview includes bowling open for leagues, the spectacular Lavender Fields on the Peninsula, Lake Washington Blvd. closed to cars for biking and walking and for Fitz, a documentary on the 1979 Iran Hostage crisis

Why aren’t chicken strips a part of anyone’s breakfast, and only ever considered for lunch or dinner? The Seahawks are going to play the first 3 home games at CenturyLink with NO fans, and we talk about how important the 12’s are to the game. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, we listen to a song by the man who just broke the Guinness World Record for the lowest voice ever, a Scottish woman discovers the face of Jesus on a potato, thieves in South Carolina steal thousands of peaches, Gettysburg Reenactors are going ahead despite Covid, and a crook tries to use a log skidder to move his stuck truck out and crushes his truck. Hardy calls in to the show to talk about his new album and life in Nashville during the pandemic. In the Fitz Files, Cher wants to volunteer at the Post Office, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s custody battle is getting uglier, Americans want Morgan Freeman as the next Celebrity President and young Country Star Parker McCollum has Covid-19. On Make Up or Break Up, Sean from Snohomish thinks his girlfriend needs to learn how to cook because they just eat out all the time, but she says she told him straight up when they got together she couldn’t cook and he needs to do it. What cruel nickname did your siblings have for you when you were growing up? Fitz was called Barracuda because of his teeth, and the P1’s include Geever (a mix between Geek and Beaver) and Lisa Peesa the bed wetter. Playlist Profiling is Christy from Snoqualmie. Time to Check Fitz’s Social Media: P1 Eric wants Fitz to fulfill his dream of getting a Scone on a Weather Balloon, and Mike from Auburn is back again with an offer for Fitz to meet him for a drink

Is the new Kraken Team Store going in to the site of the old Joey’s on Lake Union? Wherever it is, we are there! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, real live “Chocolate Rain” comes down after a Swiss chocolate factory cocoa powder accident, Japanese authorities investigate why thousands of people are falling asleep in the road, a Texas restaurant gives free food to anyone named Karen using pass code “I want to speak to the manager”, a stranger helps a couple with their flat and then mugs them at gunpoint, an elderly farmer is arrested for vandalizing the grave of the neighbor he’d been in a lifelong feud with, and the Girl Scouts are developing a Virtual Cookie Booth for the upcoming cookie season. In the Good Stuff, a guy who bought a ‘57 Chevy pickup for $75 a few decades ago and restored it has sold it back to the original owner’s grandson for $75. Fitz is impressed with Ryder’s new grill that got after his alleged “video game controller accident” knocked out a tooth, but now Fitz wants to work on why Ryder sweats so much. In the Fitz Files, “Dancing with the Stars” is forcing the married pro dancers to live apart, Britney Spears is now heading up the “Free Britney” movement, and we hear Tim McGraw’s new song “$7500 Or Best Offer”. All Jacked Up finds Shade napping in front of the AC huddled under a blanket and Clint in Edmonds who has to lint roll the entire bed before he gets in. Fitz wants your help with what to do for his wife for her impending 40th Birthday. Today’s Troop Salute is William West of the US Army Air Corps. Things We’re Loving Right Now including Fitz Door Dashing the Italian Donuts from Joey’s Bellevue, Drew’s contractor Chris Welch, Claire’s new favorite store McLendon’s in Renton and Ryder’s P1 Dentist Office. Time to Check Fitz’ Social Media, where a P1 named Mike wants to take Fitz on a romantic hike by a secluded waterfall.

Ryder has a sweet new temporary grill until he gets his real one but Fitz still doesn’t buy Ryder’s story about how he lost his tooth throwing his game controller at a wall and having it bounce back in his face. Claire has to lay down a Country Music Education on a guy at the dog park who can’t believe she actually likes it. In The What Are You Kidding Me stories, a professional team in Japan breaks up relationships, Budweiser launches a campaign to become Utah’s first Official Beer, a woman ripped out of her pants by a South Dakota Bison is going to be fine, a woman drives her car through a Home Depot to steal stuff, an Australian man punches a Great White Shark when it attacks his wife, and we explain to Fitz that no one on Facebook is really at secluded local waterfall, they are just not showing you the crowd around them. In the Fitz Files, housecleaning at the Ellen DeGeneres show. Lori Loughlin is finally getting sentenced this week and could face 2 months in jail, there’s a “Planes, Trains, & Automobiles” remake with Kevin Hart and Will Smith, and Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan have a hilarious Twitter beef. On Make Up or Break Up, Olivia from Lake Stevens is weirded out by her boyfriend Eric’s badly done tattoo of his dead son on his chest and has trouble being intimate with him because of it; Eric says he knows it’s bad but will never have it redone because his son loved it. Are You Making Your Man Crazy? Fitz has a quiz to help you measure your “nagginess”, but Claire thinks some of things are reasonable requests. Playlist Profiling is Taylor from Bremerton. Time for Fitz to Check His Social Media and answer your most burning questions.

How Are You Beating The Heat? Fitz played his “Aqua BounceTM” trampoline/water game with the kids, Claire slept in her basement, Ryder went boatin’, and Drew is just naturally cool. But the heat has inspired Fitz to write a new song: “(I’ve Got) Sweat in Low Places.” In the What Are You Kidding Me stories: the new trend is teaching your dog to speak by pushing buttons to ask for “food” and “fetch”, an Australia man sets a record with 203 Simpsons character tattoos, a male teacher is suspended for leading an online zoom class shirtless, a woman at a State Park loses her pants to a Buffalo attack, “data” shows the male version of “Karen” is “Terry”, and we hear “The Karen of the Year” who stopped a wedding and called the cops on them. In the Fitz Files, “The Voice” has been taken off the Fall schedule, BC Officials ask Ryan Reynolds to do a PSA for young people to socially distance and he throws shade on his own mother, and Nickelback covers “The Devil Went Down To Georgia”. Lindsay Ell calls in to talk about her new album and the trauma that inspired it and how she learned to heal and move on. Finish this Sentence: “You’re Not Really From the Northwest Until You’ve…“ Fitz says had a coffee on a hot day, Willie from Woodinville says eaten a Gooeyduck, Michael from Edmonds says stepping on a slug barefooted, and Kelly in Everett says Dick’s Burgers at 1:00am. Today’s Troop Salute is Aviation Structural Specialist 2nd class Matthew Taylor of the US Navy. Our Wheel of Wake Up victim is Ally, the Executive Assistant to our General Manager Wheeler; she is NOT amused. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right. (But…)

We’re getting ready for a scorcher on Sunday, but today we have a nice cool Bull Yah! The Seahawks cut rookie cornerback Kemah Siverand for breaking quarantine rules by trying to sneak a girl into his hotel dressed as a player. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Burger King in Belgium has masks with your favorite order printed so you don’t need to speak, a woman set the Guinness Record for backwards spelling, a homeless guy is living in a luxury suite at a soccer stadium, a man running from police jumps into a cab that’s actually an unmarked police car, and a Karen who drop kicked a bakery cake she didn’t has made WAYKM News again with an Ice Cream Man. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “The Lost Husband” and “Project Power” on Netflix, “The Greatest Showman” on Disney+ and “Birds of Prey” on HBO Max. In the Fitz Files, AMC is re-opening theaters with 15-cent movies, Miley Cyrus breaks up with Cody Simpson and drops new music, and Dolly Parton said “no” to Elvis recording “I Will Always Love You” because he also wanted half the rights. Who are the People in Your Neighborhood? If you just moved here from another state, call us because we want to meet you! Fitz gives an emotional tribute to Tacoma Police K9 Ronja who was killed in the line of duty. Drew found the CD of his old wedding so he and girlfriend Jyl watched it”. Believe It or Not includes Ben from Carnation who broke up with his girlfriend in front of her house but his car died so he was stuck there with the entire family. The Weekend Party Preview includes Sunflower festivals, kayak rentals, a drive-up concert with Aaron Crawford and the Lowdown Drifters and movies at the Kent ShoWare Center.