Fitz in the Morning

It’s Flannel February Day 26 and Drew is going strong! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a teen goes viral for smacking his mom’s boobs, a high school coach was fired after his celebration speech full of f-bombs and a woman who’d been shot got a band-aid from one hospital but a second hospital found a bullet in her head. It’s Ash Wednesday and Fitz has a list of the hardest things to give up for Lent. In the Hourly Bulletin, another shooting in Seattle, the Washington Paid Family Leave Program is swamped, SWAT standoff in Everett, a full size Amazon Go is open, $11,000 reward in the 7-11 clerk killing and a Seattle man meets the man who saved his life. In Sports, NHL Seattle is giving free transit to/from games and upgrading the Monorail, Pete Carroll says Chris Carson and Will Dissly will be ready for the season. Bachelor Build-Up: Fitz plays us a dramatic audio teaser of the Grand Season Finale of “The “Bachelor”, while Chris Harrison admits Peter has an “intimate relationship” with a producer. On the Fitz Files, a Whitney Houston hologram is on tour; Hailey Baldwin asked her parents to talk her out of marrying Justin Bieber, and “The Office” will be a children’s book. In The Good Stuff, a woman’s lost class ring is returned after she returned a lost class ring to another person. All Jacked Up covers deodorant, chairs, ice cream and chin hair. Fitz got a strand of Jennifer Wayne’s hair so he can own a piece of John Wayne’s DNA; whose DNA you would like to have? Today’s Troop Salute: Lieutenant Jason Franks US Navy. We discuss the latest on Coronavirus. Florida Georgia Line put out a video asking Carrie Underwood to sing with them.

It’s National Pancake Day and we’re fixin’ to send Ryder to get us a short stack! Are we causing the epidemic of cars crashing into buildings? Fitz plans to talk to Russell Wilson’s motivational coach who advised him to avoid country music. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, IHOP is offering free pancakes for life, a college team bought a plane ticket so they could go to the airport Chick-Fil-A, a man does a perfect impression of a motorcycle horn and a woman torched her RV microwaving a box of Oreos. In the Hourly Bulletin: a car hit a building in DuVall, Expedia cuts 500 Seattle jobs, another violent convenience store attack, a sea lion is found wandering in the woods, ANA Airlines orders 20 more 787s and Orting drops car tab fees. In Sports the NFL combine features several Northwest former high school standouts and TE Greg Olsen talks about why he chose the Seahawks. Fitz is concerned that Joe Biden is getting senile. In the Fitz Files, Victoria F, Hannah and Madison are in the home stretch of “The Bachelor” where it’s now pretty much do laundry or get out. In The Good Stuff, a school in started a Go Fund Me to help their longtime janitor buy a new truck because he takes 3 busses and walks 2 miles to work every day. On Make Up or Break Up, Tania from Auburn says her boyfriend Noah isn’t romantic anymore, and she is wondering what else is out there; Noah admits maybe he’s been asleep at the wheel. Drew’s home purchase is in jeopardy as he gets pummeled with paperwork requests. Playlist Profiling is Kyle from Silverdale. It’s Fat Tuesday, Taco Tuesday, and International Pancake Day and Fitz has us play the Fat Tuesday Game.

Fitz and Drew had an incredible weekend in Nashville as Garth Brooks came to honor Bob Kingsley and hand the reins of CT 40 to Fitz. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman called 911 saying she’d been shot when she had a bug bite, a woman stabbed her boyfriend who is also her cousin, a guy celebrated sobriety by getting drunk and stealing a motorcycle and a family says a wall is picking up Christian Radio. In the Hourly Bulletin, a Renton man was critically injured after a tree fell on his apartment, three North Sound convenience stores were robbed over three days, a man is in custody after a standoff in Edmonds, Olympia is considering banning pet sales at pet shops, a hiker crawls 10 hours with a broken leg to call for help and two more cars have crashed into buildings. In Sports, today is the public memorial for Kobe Bryant, and the Seattle Dragons may not be winning games but they are winning XFL attendance. Watch out for a Dad Joke before the Fitz Files! In the Fitz Files, Russell Wilson got advice to NOT listen to country music, the “Friends” reunion is finally official, and Justin Bieber tries to countrify “Yummy” with FGL. In the Good Stuff, Drew sat next to a woman bringing a lost cat from Nashville to its owner in Seattle and a woman delivered her own baby and later pulled a guy from a fiery wreck. In City vs. Country, Robert from Tacoma met up with Country Girl Whitney but it didn’t go well. Crime in Coupeville has a stolen coin machine and some unauthorized photography. Troop Salute: Dylan Thompson USMC. Claire has a bad time with the wind. Monday Motivation will get your week started off right.

We are all oddly obsessed with glow sticks this morning, so let’s have us a DJ Tony Schwartz Bull Yah Rave! In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, a survey show people think “laundry” is an effective form of exercise and wear a fit bit while doing it, a mom of four took down a bouncer at a bar, and there’s a shortage of clowns in America. In “Ticket or Skip It”, Drew reviews “Emma”, “Brahms II” and “Call of the Wild” and we discuss happy and sad dog movies. How much do the Bachelorettes “Like” It? Jimmy Kimmel’s show edited together all the times the girls on “The Bachelor” said “like” this season and it’s, like, literally, like, amazing. In The Fitz Files, Marshawn Lynch is on Season 3 of “Westworld”, Macklemore is designing coffee for Dutch Bros and “American Idol” teases a gas leak that allegedly makes Katy Perry pass out. In The Good Stuff, we hear about a woman whose baby was delivered by two cops in a post office parking lot and named the baby for the officers. On City vs. Country, Robert from Tacoma meets City Girl Monica, who is also from Tacoma, and Country Girl Whitney from Roy. Bethany’s Baby Blog Volume 4 – the continuing adventure of Fitz and Bethany’s road to having twins. Believe It or Not has some pretty crazy but true stories from P1’s Cheryl, Jason, and Maya. Brace yourself – we talk sounds makes us cringe and Fitz gives us a sample of his Fitz ASMR channel and plays us audio of some of the worst sounds including a fork on glass and a cat coughing up a hairball. Thanks Fitz. The Weekend Party Preview has some cool stuff to do in the Great Northwest.

Fitz wants a Nanny like Alice from the Brady Bunch and shoots down Claire’s suggestion of a “Manny”. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a pet groomer cut off a dog’s ear and tried to glue it back on, a guy has tattoos of every MLB team mascot, and two bar girls offer to flash people for cash, but when no one accepts they start stabbing people. Is Technology Ruining Relationships?; Fitz has noticed that Ryder is always texting his girlfriend and he has stats that show younger couples text, call, or message each other over 20 times per day but dn’ot communicate in person. What is Something You’ve Done Once But Will Never Do Again?; Some of our answers are a trip! On The Fitz Files, brace yourself for the dating/singing sensation that is “The Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart”, NASCAR Driver Ryan Newman miraculously walked out the hospital Wednesday and Will Ferrell and Paul Rudd are teaming up for a sitcom. The Good Stuff is about Life Satisfaction, with Fitz reporting on a poll that says 95% of Americans are satisfied with their lives right now, up from the previous high of 88%. On Make Up or Break Up, Joanna from Bremerton is concerned that her boyfriend Dave hangs out with her group of friends, without her, while she is at work; Dave says there’s nothing creepy going but some creepy details emerge. Today’s Playlist Profiling is Bree from Graham! Fitz is offended by Drew’s comment on his physique and some man-sparks fly. And we’ll see you tonight at Snoqualmie Casino at our Watershed Big Splash ‘“Win ‘Em Before You Can Buy ‘Em” Party! Sign up for the Guest List on our website!

Welcome to Wednesday where one of us is somehow five days behind on Valentine’s Day. In the What Are You Kidding me stories, a man searching for his keys in his couch found a python, a man tries to pay his dinner tab with a trillion dollar bill, KFC is selling the world’s first edible coffee cup and studies show the safest place in a zombie (or real) outbreak is the Northern Rockies. “The Wrong Game” proves that Ryder is wronger than the rest of us. In the Hourly Bulletin, a missing Mason County boy has been found OK but police are investigating the circumstances, a Pierce County photographer accused in a baby-napping scheme pleads not guilty and King County wants to use fireworks to keep eagles from spreading trash at the landfills. In Sports, the Seahawks sign Pro Bowl Tight End Greg Olsen to a one-year $7 million deal. What is the Hardest Part of Adulting? We tell ours. In the Fitz Files, Ben Affleck tells us his biggest regret, a Kane Brown documentary is out, and Alabama Hannah Brown is trying to get on dating apps. In The Good Stuff, a woman’s now-deceased husband arranged to have Valentine’s Day flowers delivered to her in perpetuity. It’s “All Jacked Up” time and wow, some of y’all are seriously jacked up. Bethany’s Baby Blog Volume 3 - the continuing adventures of Fitz and Bethany’s journey to having twins. Today’s Troop Salute is Rod Hanson of the US Navy. Getting to Know You: Fitz asks each of us if we could only eat one burger for the rest of our lives what would it be, and where is the weirdest place we and our significant other have had laundry time; we all hope they are not listening at the moment.

Fitz brings the Musk along with the Laughs and Claire drops some shocking news – or does she? Join us at our Win ‘Em Before You Can Buy ‘Em Watershed Party at Snoqualmie Casino Thursday! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a therapy mini horse flies with his owner on planes, Red Lobster is restricting the cheddar biscuits, the DOD says the worst smell ever is a field toilet, and a flight attendant claims the Keto diet caused him to blow a false positive for alcohol and he lost his job. Tuesday Morning RAW! - Ryder and Shade recap Monday Night RAW. In the Hourly Bulletin, the search for a missing 10-year-old in Mason County, a flooding victim catches a contractor stealing from her home, and more than 700 people are under observation in Washington for Coronavirus. In Sports, a nasty wreck at the finish of the Daytona 500 sends Ryan Newman to the hospital with serious injuries. In Fitz Files, we are “Bachin’ It” with the “Bachelor” as Peter gets a warning from one of his exes about Victoria and, like, tries to, like, talk to her about it; and how is Hunter Hayes involved? In The Good Stuff, record-setting astronaut Christina Koch got the best welcome when she came home to her sweet little dog who hadn’t seen her in nearly a year. On Make Up or Break Up, Ryan from Buckley says his girlfriend Jessica is posting as him on his social media to try and trap other women and see if he is cheating. Playlist Profiling has Amanda from Puyallup fooling everyone but Ryder. Love Is Definitely Grand - we get a full run down of P1 Jake’s “Grand Day” with a $1000 in cash.

It’s Presidents’ Day and we are here celebrating with you. In Peak and the Pit you will hear the Ups and Downs of our weekend including Blake Shelton, a mini concert with his fiddler player Jenee Fleenor at the Bull Tent, 5 flights of stairs, good customer service and a SWAT incident near Fitz’s home! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Delta’s president weighs in on a viral fight between a reclining woman and a guy who punched her seat, guys created techno music from bar code scanners and Florida had to close a city park because of mating snakes. In the Hourly Bulletin: a hostage situation in Issaquah, a Pierce County woman plots to steal a baby, Bernie Sanders is holding a Rally in Tacoma and American cruise ship passengers quarantined due to Coronavirus have been flown home. In Sports, more than 29,000 people turned out to see the Dragons win their first home game; the biggest crowd yet for any XFL team. Fitz posted pictures of his new favorite Dunder Mifflin sweatshirt, but all people were talking about was his nipple. In The Fitz Files, Sir Elton John had to leave his New Zealand early short because of pneumonia, the “Stranger Things” Season 4 trailer is out, and the new season of “American Idol” includes a very talented garbage man. In the Good Stuff, smelling your significant other’s unwashed shirt can help you sleep better. On City vs. Country, Matt from Edmonds and City Girl Rachel from West Seattle had a great time at the Dragons game! “Ain’t Love Grand” Valentine’s Day winner Jake calls to share stories from his $1000 date. The Troop Salute is a really special salute to US Presidents who have served. Monday Motivation will start your week off right.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s a Little Lovefest of a Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman was detained at a bank for wearing a scary mask to protect herself from Coronavirus, televangelist Jim Baker is pushing a miracle cure for Coronavirus, a first date has a woman driving getaway for a bank robber, and a company is offering a dog collar that plays swear words when your dog barks. On Ticket or Skip It Drew Reviews “Downhill”, “Fantasy Island”, and “Sonic the Hedgehog”. In The Hourly Bulletin, state lawmakers working on criminal justice reforms, a Preston family is forced from their home due to a slide, a state bill legalizing sports betting has passed the House, a valet mishap leads to an investigation, an Amazon Fulfillment Center is coming to Bremerton, and “The Hamburglar” is caught. In Sports, Dragons Coach Jim Zorn didn’t know his play calls were going out live on TV, and the Seahawks hire a former UW Player as a coach. In The Fitz Files, Miley Cyrus has a wardrobe malfunction, Prince William is taking a break, and Orlando Bloom has a typo on his tattoo. For The Good Stuff, we call Jake from Renton to tell him he’s won the $1000 and Blake Shelton VIP Experience for “Ain’t Love Grand” and Ryder delivers 1000 $1 Dollars Bills to his house. On City vs. Country, Matt from Edmonds meets City Girl Rachel from West Seattle and Country Girl Jessica from Woodinville. Bethany’s Baby Blog Volume 2: fingers and toes! Believe It or Not, Jake Gyllenhaal features in today’s round of your real-life stories. The Weekend Party Preview incudes Blake Shelton, The Seattle Home Show, The Dragons and Northwest Trek has free kids’ admission.

More Watershed winning, and we hear your “Ain’t Love Grand” stories as we get set to give away $1000 and a Blake Shelton VIP1 Backstage Experience.In the What Are Kidding Me Stories, two teens are charged for wearing hazmat suits and carrying red liquid labeled “Coronavirus”, a woman gets a call from a robber letting her know he’s robbing her, a man who locked his keys in his car steals a city bus, and KFC is linking up with Crocs for fried chicken scented shoes. What Are The Northwest’s Favorite Romantic Movies? They May Surprise You. In the Hourly Bulletin, a man is arrested for setting luggage on fire at SeaTac, King County is sending Coronavirus cases to motels, the state’s largest free health clinic is open at Seattle Center, a man rams a stolen RV into a police vehicle, and Southwest Airlines extends its delay of using the 737Max through August. In Sports, the Mariners are bringing back pitcher Tiajuan Walker for a year. Fitz has the Top Signs Your Valentine Might Be Out to Get You! The Fitz Files cover Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas’ pregnancy; Rick Moranis is back after 24 years and confirmed for a “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” reboot, and Jim Carrey is in hot water for telling a reporter she’s on his bucket list. In The Good Stuff, a woman gave her kidney to her boss so he gave her the salon that she works in. On Make Up or Break Up, Brad from Silverdale says his girlfriend Eva pressures him to go all-out on Valentine’s Day even though they’ve been together for 6 years. Attention Ladies – Today is Galentine’s Day! Playlist Profiling is Bethany from Tacoma. It’s Throwin’ Shade Time and Shade is on fire about Valentine’s Day.