Fitz in the Morning

Fitz has switched to Cokes in the morning instead of his morning latte which leads to a talk about Southern food traditions. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, Fitz thinks he can take Rob Gronkowski in a fight, a junior hockey league coach was ejected for swearing at the refs, McDonalds is bringing back the Double Big Mac and Lil’Mac, college kids were arrested for getting to “3rd base” in a police station, and professional cuddlers in San Francisco had to cancel a big event. Drew reminisces about how traffic is currently what it used to be like in the 1980’s. In the Hourly Bulletin, school closure updates, Governor Inslee to announce large event ban, small business relief fund available, airlines are cutting flights. In Sports, major local sporting events that could be playing to empty stadiums, and Gronk is headed to the WWE. We hear the crazy scary things people believe about Coronavirus in a Jimmy Kimmel street segment. In The Fitz Files, the “Bachelor” finale finds Peter proposing to, but then dumping, Hannah Ann, and trying things out with Madison even through his mother hates him. In The Good Stuff, a singer in Russia fell 10 feet off the stage into the Orchestra pit and kept singing. Oh, we are all so very All Jacked Up, like Brendan who uses his bellybutton as an indicator of when to shower, and Carrie who rearranges people’s toilet paper. Bethany’s Baby Blog Episode #5 finds her being watched for Gestational Diabetes. Today’s Troop Salute is Sergeant Christopher Gamboa USMC. Are Pearl Necklaces The Next Fashion Trend For Men? End of Show Texts has Fitz asking You to send us random texts! Let ‘em Fly!

Fitz and his mom had a beautiful “Fivel Mouse” moment last night staring at the same big ‘ol moon from Texas to Seattle. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 4-year-old is bothered by her mom’s nipple piercing, a guy was punched for saying another guy looked like Drew Carey, a woman refused to leave a fast food drive through even it was on fire, and an English Gangster Rap Duo are in their 80’s and still recording. Fitz Calls Mama Fitz to get her take on Coronavirus and possible End Times. In the Hourly Bulletin, school closures, armed robber terrorizing Thurston County, Starbucks closes a downtown store, and Pearl Jam postpones US Tour. In Sports, European soccer playing to empty stadiums, US pro sports locking down locker rooms and NCAA says March Madness will go on as planned including in Spokane. Fitz Wants Ryder to get $5000 By Signing Him up for Coronavirus Flucamp.com. In the Fitz Files we “Batch”: Peter’s mom is a crazy crier and Madison quits the show but Hannah Ann may not really be the only girl left. In the Good Stuff, a bunch of college students raise $45,000 for a campus employee who lost his home in a fire. On Make Up or Break Up we Follow Up with Brad and Anna from earlier this year; he was upset she overshared on social media. Because Of You: How has Coronavirus changed your Life? We celebrate the Birthdays of Carrie Underwood and Chuck Norris. Playlist Profiling: It’s Kacey from Mukilteo. It’s been Ten Years Since…Tiger Woods cheating scandal and Jay Leno taking back the Tonight Show.

The Atmosphere saw us having spring vibes and sent this cold snap to remind us it’s not. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, women brawl over the last TP at a store, a Revolutionary War reenactor shows up for a school presentation drunk, a guy pulls a gun because someone picked a Karaoke song he didn’t like and Flucamp.com is offering $4000 to be infected with Coronavirus and live in a lab. In the Hourly Bulletin, school closure updates, Governor Inslee considers mandatory measures for Coronavirus and Starbucks on 1st and University is closed. In Sports, fan turnout way down for Sounders due to CV. Payton Smith is coming here for a Lobby Lounge tomorrow and he is awesome! Look out it’s a Dad Joke! In the Fitz Files, Sylvester Stallone wore latex gloves to a grocery store, The Rock supports his daughter and Dolly Parton wants the Playboy cover for her 75th birthday. The $1000 Minute: Bob from Stanwood WINS!! In The Good Stuff, a woman wanted to be arrested for her 100th Birthday, so police fake-arrested her at her nursing home in front of everyone. City vs. Country finds us hearing from Zack and Country Girl Lauren about their date. Crime in Coupeville uncovers a Goth security guard, a rearranged sign letter, a missing mailbox, and assault with a sticky weapon. Fitz announces the passing of Marnie, the long-tongue dog. Today’s Troop Salute: Angelo Baluca US Navy. Drew took a nice drive in the country over the weekend and felt the pressure of the city and Coronavirus stress melt away. We Need Your Help with Insta-Therapy where “Joanne” from Bremerton has an awesome babysitter who is flirting with her husband. Monday Motivation has some nice quotes to get your week started off on the right path.

We’re keeping it positive with Bible Camp songs and a Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories a guy in quarantine says his kids are more exhausting than Coronavirus, a minor league baseball team is having “Say Yes To Crack” day celebrating plumbers, a guy gets pulled over for 27-year-old expired plates and Florida Man pulled a gun on a friend who joked about burning BBQ. In Ticket Or Skip It, Drew reviews “Onward” and “The Way Back.” In the Hourly Bulletin, school closures, VP Pence in WA, Insurance Commissioner orders copays and deductibles waived for Coronavirus testing, and cops investigate body found in an exploded car. In Sports, Tony Romo gets a record broadcasting deal, ESPN wants Peyton Manning for MNF and Tom Brady still doesn’t know his plans. If you missed Thursday’s Throwin’ Shade, Shade lets Russell Wilson’s Mental Coach have it over his dis of Country Music. In the Fitz Files, Country stars gave time and money to Nashville including $1 million from Taylor Swift, the new Bond movie has been delayed for 6 months due to Coronavirus and Joey Chestnut ate 32 Big Macs just because. Today in The Good Stuff, Nick from Harstine Island is our Bickford Ford Community Hero for carrying on a 40-year tradition of turning recycling into thousands for the community. On City vs. Country, Zack from Covington meets City Girl Jane from Seattle and Country Girl Lauren from Enumclaw. Has your life changed due to Coronavirus? Ryder is Going Country and Fitz needs your ideas for how we can Country-Fy him. The Little Miss March Pageant concludes with a surprise winner! On the Weekend Party Preview, Claire tells us what is still going on around the Northwest in spite of Coronavirus fears.

Want to win a Family Vacation to Disneyland? Listen every day at 7am for the Disney Song of the Day! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Wendy’s employee quits and escapes out the drive through, a girl can pop every joint in her body and puts it on Tik Tok, a new variety of porn features hazmat suits, and a flat-earther was arrested for trying to convert school kids. Brantley Gilbert calls to talk about his Tacoma show and we ask him about the Russell Wilson/Trevor Moawad Country Music controversy. In the Hourly Bulletin, Coronavirus school closures, King County bought a motel for quarantine in Kent, VP Pence is in Olympia meeting with the Governor, and Washington State Ferries wants passengers to stay in their cars. In Sports, Mariners’ Taijuan Walker looks good in spring training and an update on the Seattle Center Arena renovation. Drew isn’t sleeping well and Fitz recommends a sleep mask. In the Fitz Files, new evidence of possible FBI corruption in the college admissions scandal could be good for Lori Loughlin, Alex Trebek gives an update on his Pancreatic Cancer, Katy Perry is pregnant, and Garth Brooks gets the Gershwin Prize. In the Good Stuff, a Nashville high rise tower crane operator survived being trapped 340 feet above the ground when the tornados struck. On Make Up or Break Up, Stephanie from Des Moines wants her mom to move in with them, but her boyfriend Mark says no. Fitz tells us how people are making their own hand sanitizer from Vodka and Aloe and we discuss how Coronavirus is (and isn’t) transmitted. Playlist Profiling is Desiree from Port Orchard. Throwin’ Shade defends Country Music from uneducated mental conditioning coaches.

It’s Wear a Hoodie Wednesday but Ryder didn’t get the memo. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, men can smell when women are turned on, a woman is arrested for using karate moves on cops, an Uber driver kicked people out for farting and a guy brings a llama to his sister’s wedding. Songs to Wash Your Hands To: if you are sick of “Happy Birthday” Fitz has a list of others you can sing for 20 seconds. In the Hourly Bulletin, some schools have reopened but others remain closed, a Mercer Island teen has a popular authoritative Coronavirus website, crews are deep cleaning the Tacoma Dome for WIAA High School Basketball, an Amazon Seattle employee is infected and the latest on the Nashville tornadoes. In Sports, Japan’s Olympic Minister wants to delay the games but the IOC says no, and Chicago State has canceled basketball games with Seattle, both home and away. Uh Oh, We Have a Dad Joke! In the Fitz Files, Dolly Parton has a message of hope for Nashville, Princeton students don’t want Marshawn Lynch as a graduation speaker, Brittney Spears’ son is old enough to get on Instagram Live and say crazy crap and market himself. In The Good Stuff, a pizza parlor owner is working with a local animal shelter to put adoptable dogs’ pictures on pizza boxes with $50 off on pizza if they adopt. Are You All Jacked Up? Call us up and tell us! A First-Hand Nashville Update: Our friend Deborah from CT 40 calls with scary details, updates on Country Artists, and ways we can help. We Call Our Latest Disney Winner Erin from Puyallup! Today’s Troop Salute: Don Leonard of the US Army. The Lil’ Miss March Pageant Continues. Justin Bieber talks about his wife a lot.

We have plenty of toilet paper, but we are concerned that Fitz will run out of wipies. Our hearts go out to the people of Nashville in the wake of last night’s deadly tornadoes. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories: The “Wuhan foot shake” is a new alternative to handshakes, someone has invented a banana-shaped device for your butt to trap fart smells, 3 out of 5 Americans have taken precautions against Coronavirus and the NBA wants players to avoid high-fiving fans. We speak to Russell Wilson’s Mental Conditioning Coach Trevor Moawad about his advice to avoid Country Music. In the Hourly Bulletin, the latest on the deadly tornados in Nashville, Seattle Coronavirus updates including school closures with some schools moving to teleschooling, and a Bellevue School bus crashes. In Sports, A Gonzaga men’s basketball manager can walk after 6 years in a wheel chair and surprised everyone with it on Senior Night, and the Sounders’ Jordan Morris is the MLS Player of the Week. In the Fitz Files, we “Batch” with a bombshell on last night’s “Bachelor” with a surprise rose ceremony sending Victoria F home, and the next “Bachelorette” is going to be Claire from the Juan Pablo “Bachelor” run. On The Good Stuff, two friends of 17 years find out they are sisters. On Make Up or Break Up, Ally from Lacey is really upset that her boyfriend Chase completely forgot her birthday. Drew updates us on his bruised butt from his demolition project at his Monroe house and Fitz and Claire have family members calling them worried about Coronavirus. Playlist Profiling is Steve from University Place. Keep listening for the Disney Song of the Day to win a Family Vacation for Four to Disneyland Resort on Alaska Airlines!

Fitz has brought home some Magic from the Magic Kingdom. The What Are You Kidding Me stories has store shelves cleared of cleaning supplies over Coronavirus fears, a guy stole an ambulance to preach gospel, a guy who had an all-beer diet for lent last year is doing it again and a man found a squatter in his attic. In the Hourly Bulletin, local Coronavirus deaths, medical responses and school closures. In Sports, the Seattle Sounders won the opening match of the season, and the cheatin’ Astros are getting hit a lot by pitchers in Spring Training. Dr. Drew says the media is blowing the Coronavirus out of proportion. In the Fitz Files, Garth gets heat for wearing a Barry Sanders jersey after people thought it was Bernie Sanders, Miranda’s husband retires from the police force to be her security, Carrie has a new fitness book and app, and an 84-year-old Leap Day B-Day woman had her 21st actual birthday so Ryan Reynolds bought her his Aviation Gin. Fitz says February was the biggest month ever for dating apps because Coronavirus has people wanting to hook up before everyone gets infected. In the Good Stuff we hear a toddler start howling to get his Husky Dog to howl along with him and then laugh adorably when it does. On City vs. Country, Bill from Hobart and Country Girl Amy met, had a great time with their kids, and are looking forward to their next “Adult” date. The Continuing Saga of Drew Buying a House has him redoing a rotting porch to make an appraiser happy and falling on his butt. Today’s Troop Salute James Elder US Army. The Lil’ Miss March Pageant has Fitz testing our Spring Spirit. Monday Motivation has inspiring quotes to start your week right.

It’s Friday! We’re at Disney, we had a full day yesterday from the party bus that brought us in, to the food and wine festival at California Adventure.In our What Are You Kidding Me? stories a guy stole an SUV from a church, It was a hearse…with a body…. He crashed in a high speed pursuit. Then in Ticket or Skip It Drew takes about The Invisible Man, Wendy, and Burden. We talk to director of the new Magic Happens Parade. We give our impression of the New Rise of the Resistance ride. In the Fitz Files Taylor Swift has a new video…. But she’s not even in it. As Taylor? She’s a Man Baby? ACM nominations are in..and they include Justin Bieber.  Prince Harry was filmed rocking out with Bon Jovi at the Abbey Road studios.In The Good Stuff Fitz really got to enjoy the food and wine.  Drew is thrilled to be staying on property after a lifetime of staying at the Motel 6. In a special City Vs. Country Single Parents edition Bill from Hobart meets  City Girl Natasha from Tacoma and Country Girl Amy from Auburn.  Natasha offers a trip with the kids to the Seattle Children’s film festival, Amy suggests a date with the kids to Northwest Trek. Who does he pick?

Welcome to Friday Junior,  on this lovely North West morning, Where Cars keep crashing into buildings. In the What Are You Kidding me stories Krispy Kreme will start nationwide delivery on February 29th.  A Japanese company is releasing a Cell phone that won’t let you take dirty pictures and send them. We get Garth Brooks on the phone to talk about his ICON Award, but also what he thinks about the mental conditioning coach who told Russel Wilson to avoid country music.?Fitz asks what each of us would do if we won a massive lottery. We all say we’d keep doing this job. Claire is moving to Greece…. Unless she needs to be nearby for meetings and stuff. The FCC got 1300 complaints about the Superbowl halftime show.  McCauley Caulkin is joining the cast of American Horror show.  Mark Wahlberg’s daughter refused to dance with him at a school dance. A guy in Boca Raton, FL jumped in to save a woman who had crashed into a canal while having a seizure. Fitz wants to know how you get out of a car that has gone into the water. We have a special Make Up or Break Up Follow Up with Tim and Meagan from 01/09 .  Did Tim ever Propose to Meagan?  Did they Break Up because Meagan is too needy?