Fitz in the Morning

The Pink Moon is incredible but Fitz wonders why pictures don’t do it justice. Listen for details to get Free TP and also win $1000 with Moolah’s Cash Cow Relief. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a mayor threatening to arrest people for going to bars had his wife caught at a bar, Fitz starts a story but we digress into odd foreign language fragments we learned in high school, a woman fake coughs on people to get them away from her patio, and a new toilet has a camera in the bowl to recognize, for some reason. In the Hourly Bulletin, Washington State launches funding help for small businesses, grocery workers ask for increased protections, Twitter CEO pledges $1B to Covid relief, County says flushed toilet wipies are causing plumbing problems, concerns over black market hair salons, and Dick’s customers donate 24,000 burgers to frontline workers. In the Fitz Files, UFC 249 will happen in a secret location, John Prine dies of Coronavirus, Elmo is having a Video Playdate, and Tracy Morgan shocked Hoda Kotb on the Today Show just being himself. In The Good Stuff, a 16-year-old pilot is using his training hours to deliver medical supplies. Quarantine has got you all extra All Jacked Up, with super powers and hacking Zoom calls. Are You Woodshedding? Fitz wants to know who is picking up new skills with cooking, gardening, Yoga, and musical instruments very popular. Canada’s Prime Minister cautions about people speaking “moistly”. (Really.) Today’s Troop Salute is HM2 Benjamin Ong of the US Navy. A man claims he was arrested and cuffed in front of his daughter just for hanging out in the park but we are skeptical. In a “Hallmark Channel Check-In”, Fitz covers “Fashionably Yours” which is based in Seattle

You Want Free TP? Cuz’ we’re gonna throw some into your car Thursday April 9th at 1pm at AMC Factoria. Drew is recovering from a Hot Pocket injury while Fitz waxes philosophical on the Pink Moon. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Czech police are charging nudists for not wearing masks on their faces, a mom filmed herself keeping time with her son’s trombone practice by banging the microwave door, the company that makes the Flowbee had to shut down even with high demand, and a couple honeymooning in the Maldives are now quarantined there alone. Where is the most appropriate place in your home to cut your toenails? Because Drew and his girlfriend are quarantine-fighting over it! In the Hourly Bulletin, Governor Inslee closes schools through the end of the school year, Bill Gates commits billions to fight Covid-19, Kent Police Chief mad about people leaving the Kent quarantine site, and Washington zoos are taking extra precautions to protect big cats. In the Fitz Files, who is (and is not) involved in the alleged “Tiger King” reunion episode, Peter the Pilot quarantines with a former Bachelorette and former Bachelor, Matthew McConaughey and his family called virtual bingo with residents of an old folks’ home. In The Good Stuff the Prime Minister of New Zealand declares the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy Essential Workers. On Make Up or Break Up, Kate from Carnation says her boyfriend Jeff is so obsessed with “Tiger King” he’s sending Joe Exotic money. Fitz has new “Quarantunes” from Mama Fitz for the kids of the Northwest. Today’s Playlist Profile is Tex from Stanwood. Ryder gives us his take on the Netflix show “Ozark” since he’s done 3.5 seasons since COVID-19 started.

Fitz speaks of the glory of the Light outside, and Drew speaks of the glory of Potatoes! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, police enforce curfew with the siren from “The Purge”, the Mexican government shuts down Corona Beer production, Florida officials explain the 6’ distance rule as an alligator’s length, and a water averse woman keeps landing in the hospital for dehydration. “ACM Our Country” was wonderful and throughout the show today Fitz plays some of the performances. In the Hourly Bulletin, the Attorney General says the hardest weeks are starting now, Puget Sound transit reduces routes again, Boeing suspends operations in Puget Sound, a tiger at the Bronx Zoo tests positive for Coronavirus, Washington schools superintendent says he’s doubtful school will restart and 35% of Washingtonians say they have had hours reduced. In the Fitz Files, Jeff Lowe claims Netflix has a new “Tiger King” episode coming, “ACM Our Country” was a big success, P!nk has recovered from Coronavirus and is donating $1 million to help frontline medical workers and ESPN and the NBA plan a HORSE tournament with players at home gyms. In the $1000 Minute, Beverly from Everett WINS!$!$ In the Good Stuff, Dr. Fauci gets a Bobble Head with proceeds going to medical supplies, and folks in an Alabama town organized a drive-by parade to celebrate a woman’s 100th birthday. In Would You Rather, Fitz asks us each a random tough question. Bethany’s Baby Blog Episode #6 finds Bethany with a new set of challenges as a pregnant mother in the time of Coronavirus. Today’s Troop Salute is Sergeant Alexis Marissa of US Army National Guard. Big and Rich Call In to talk about their song “Stay Home” and how you can be in the. Monday Motivation gets your week started.

Drew scratched his eye and now he’s winking at everyone and Fitz can’t wait to step out in his new Crocs. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories: a couple getting married will have 300 cardboard cutouts of their guests, a prolific flasher was caught after 20 years, the hardest hit neighborhood in Queens is actually called Corona, and liquor sales went up 60% last week in general with 240% for online sales. In Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “Onward” on Disney+ and HBO is releasing tons of free material including “The Sopranos” and “The Wire”. In the Hourly Bulletin, Governor Inslee extends Stay-at-Home Order until May 4th, small businesses can start getting relief money from SBA loans, Fed relief funds should start hitting accounts mid-April with direct deposit, and Jeff Bezos is giving $100 million to food banks. In the Fitz Files, “Top Gun Maverick” postponed until Christmas, Zoom has Top Gun backgrounds, Feds could charge Jeff Lowe for not shutting down Tiger King Park amid COVID, Dolly reads “Little Engine that Could” and the Rock duets with his baby. In The Good Stuff, a 104-year-old WWII Vet celebrated his birthday after defeating Coronavirus. Gabby Barrett calls and talks about Life under Quarantine and we hear the Interrogation Fitz did with her in Nashville in February. Mama Fitz is back with more “Quarantunes” for the kids of the Northwest. Believe It or Not has a whole lotta cousin-dating and eating fast food just to get the extra napkins. Drew’s girlfriend has been holding video happy hours with friends and the things he hears are freaking him out. The Weekend Party Preview has things you can do at home to break up the boredom.

Ryder wonders if this is what retirement feels like. Listen for your chance to win a $50 Amazon Gift Card and also a $25 Taco Time Gift Card. In the What Are You Kidding me stories, it’s “peanut butter and jelly day”, several Florida spring breakers have Coronavirus, Putin has sent the US medical masks and a Mega Church in Pennsylvania is still going to put on a massive public Easter. Fitz finished “Tiger King” and has a lot of questions. In the Hourly Bulletin, local crime is down although domestic violence is up, Boeing announces staff cuts, Governor Inslee wants local businesses to make medical gear, and the NE Patriots paid to import 1.2 million N95 masks and sent their company plane to get them. April Fool’s Day had Fitz sharing a fake screenshot of Inslee announcing kids would have to re-do the school year and hear the pranks you did on your kids. In the Fitz Files, an April Fool’s joke went viral of President Trump working with Kim Kardashian to free Joe Exotic, Carol Baskin says important details about her husband’s disappearance were left off the documentary, the singer of Fountains of Wayne has died, Garth and Trisha did a TV Special, and a former Bachelor can now legally spill details on the show. In the Good Stuff, a winery owner uses his dog to make deliveries, and a restaurant owner raised money for his workers by getting a Tiger King haircut and color. On Make Up or Break Up, Emily from Snohomish is worried about her boyfriend Mark’s sudden new interest in social media. Playlist Profiling is Hannah from Shelton. Thank You for your Frontline Shoutouts - we hear a lot of your thanks for people you know on the front lines of COVID.

Fitz enjoyed a Justin Bieber IG Chat but just missed talking to the Beebs. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, people are sending Joe Buck home videos to “call” like beer pong, a woman defeats a telemarketer by putting the phone under a pan lid and banging it, a man lied about having COVID so he could be in the delivery room with his wife. We hear your Front Line Shout-Outs to those fighting COVID-19. In the Hourly Bulletin, a 6.5 magnitude earthquake struck Idaho, an $11,000 reward in a hit-and-run, Angel of the Winds Arena is a quarantine site, Kroger is giving “Hero Bonuses” to employees, the Governor deploys the National Guard, the CDC may suggest everyone to wear a mask. Shade accidentally shaved Joe Exotic Style. We get a Tiger King Dad Joke. In the Fitz Files, Kate McKinnon is producing a Carol Baskin show, Joe Diffie’s hometown held a tractor parade and Christopher Meloni is back as Elliot Stabler on a Law and Order spinoff. In The Good Stuff, a movie theatre is showing outdoor movies for people in cars, a woman trained her dog to deliver groceries to an elderly neighbor, more parents are teaching kids to cook, and the Oregon teacher who stopped a school shooting by hugging the kid is getting the Congressional Medal of Freedom. All Jacked Up has talking elk, sneaking into the elderly-only hour at the grocery store, and someone who longer needs toilet paper but won’t say why. We hear the new Big and Rich song “Stay Home” and it is awesome! Today’s Troop Salute is Staff Sergeant William Johnson of the US Air Force and Staff Sergeant Scott Murray Jr. of the US Army. Ryder dominates Fitz’s Tiger King Quiz. Fitz’s Son Cooper Calls In from Quarantine.

Fitz suggests “Woodsheddin’” and learning a new skill while housebound; aside from being experts on private zoos, murder for hire, and meth. Throughout the day we are giving your Shout-Outs to those on the Front Lines. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, the most stressed out states are Louisiana, Mississippi, and New Mexico, a woman driving around pointlessly was arrested, the world’s oldest man (112) had to cancel his birthday party and Uranus is leaking gas. Drew’s girlfriend wants him to dance on social media and he is not about it. In the Hourly Bulletin, governor likely to extend Stay-at-Home order, two deaths and 45 infections are linked to a choir practice in Skagit, southbound I-5 closed for a police standoff, and governor announces increased enforcement for non-compliant non-essential businesses. In the Fitz Files, the sheriff from Carole’s county in “Tiger King” is asking for new leads in her husband’s disappearance, Lizzo sent lunch to the UW Medical Center, Garth and Trisha will do another live concert from home on CBS Prime Time, and Dolly Parton is gonna read to kids on Facebook. In The Good Stuff, 19 members of the Norwegian Symphony performed Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” online, and cars are showing up to hospitals to flash their headlights to show support. On Make Up or Break Up, Jack from Mill Creek says his girlfriend Lauren has been getting involved in his work while he’s working from home. Brace yourself, we are having a Twerk Fest up in here. Today’s Playlist Profiling is Donna from Monroe. Claire recommends binging the show “Hell on Wheels” on Netflix. Fitz debuts Thomas Rhett’s new song “Be the Light” with Reba, Keith Urban and Hillary Scott. How to Have a Neighborhood Party the Safe Way by throwing a DJ Dance Party.

Fitz got a nice beard trim after binging Tiger King. Listen for your chance to win a $50 Amazon Gift Card and also a $25 Taco Time Gift Card. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a New Jersey man is arrested for throwing a coronavirus party with 47 people, and Taco Bell is giving out a free Doritos Loco Taco at drive through Tuesday. We shout-out the Front Liners from your texts. In the Hourly Bulletin, Joe Diffie passes away from Coronavirus, Century Link will be used as a field hospital, Angel of the Winds Arena will be a quarantine and isolation site, mandated home learning for Washington students begins today, and Washington residents are wondering if they should pay their rent. It’s National Doctors Day and Fitz quizzes us on TV Doctors. The “Tiger King” unites the nation as Claire’s 95-year-old Aunt tries to watch it. In the Fitz Files, we remember Joe Diffie, the Joe Exotic band that actually sings his songs is from Vancouver, WA, and Alex Trebek “sang” Lizzo on a Jeopardy clue. In The Good Stuff, a guy hands out hand sanitizer and toilet paper to delivery drivers and Delta is giving free flights for medical volunteers heading to coronavirus hot spots. Mama Fitz is back with more “Quarantunes”. Today’s Troop Salute is Command Master Sergeant Bennie Adkins of the US Army. We hear the President’s Trump’s address extending the US quarantine through April and Fitz reads messages from listeners regarding the extended stay-at-home. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes for your home solitude.

Fitz’s wife cuts his hair and all he has to do is Slurpee Runs! It’s Friday so DJ Tony Schwartz serves up a Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman grocery shops in a bubble, another grocery store food cougher, National Joe Day, and a woman filmed her kids pelting their Granny with balls while she tried to clean up. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “Tiger King”, “Ozark” Season 3, “The Office”, “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” and “Knives Out”. In the Hourly Bulletin, timeline on stimulus money, Century Link Field could be a field hospital, state unemployment spikes 843%, Britain’s Prime Minister has Covid-19, the WA Stay-at-Home order likely to be extended although the New Infection Curve shows signs of flattening. On the Fitz Files, an update on Blake Shelton’s Mullet, performers announced for “ACM Our Country”, Megan and Harry are living in LA, and a 10-year-old Kardashian keeps going live on social without his parents knowing. On The Good Stuff we meet this month’s Community Hero Sheila from Renton who helps those less fortunate even during this virus crisis. Cooped-Up Karaoke features Claire and Ryder dueting on “Islands in the Stream”. Ryder’s family friends just returned from a cruise and are now pariahs in Kelso. Janet from Covington is our Cowbell Amazon $50 Gift Card Winner. We are honoring our Frontline Workers today with your shout-outs on our Bullhorn. Believe It Or Not includes a flying bounce house, a Rob Gronkowski golf encounter and a crap tornado inside the house. The Toilet Licker Comes Clean – she went on Dr. Phil to state her case. What are your Big Weekend Plans? We are all trying a few home repair projects plus watching movies and eating a lot.

We are all so obsessed with “Tiger King” Claire feels like her leopard print wardrobe is lacking. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a teacher instructs students to sneeze down their shirts and not in their elbows, the drunkest states right now are Texas, California, and New Mexico, yet another man is arrested for licking something at Wal-Mart, and a man pulled a gun on a woman and her daughter wearing surgical masks because he was afraid of Coronavirus. Drew and Claire both had incidents with their spouses challenging what day of the week it was. In the Hourly Bulletin, Congress passes the $2.2 trillion relief bill, several companies are hiring, Feds are investigating Covid-19-based fraud, and Governor Inslee signs a bill allowing Tribal Casinos to open Sports Books. In the Fitz Files, “Tiger King” Joe Exotic is suing the Federal Government for $79 million saying they unfairly targeted him, Bill Cosby wants out of prison because a guard has Coronavirus and Taylor Swift sent a fan $3000 to help with her rent. Listen for the Cowbell because Rachelle from Olympia just won a $50 Amazon Gift Card. In The Good Stuff, cops checked on an elderly man who was running out of supplies and brought him groceries and Chinese take-out, a tug boat went down the Thames blasting “Bright Side of Life” and 75 College Kids all performed and spliced together “What the World Needs Now”. On Make Up or Break Justine from SeaTac says her boyfriend Ed has become a dangerous hoarder; he says he’s just smart and ahead of everyone else. Mamma Fitz Sings For the Children of the Northwest! Playlist Profiling is Ryan from Roy. Fitz wants to make sure we are getting enough exercise so he throws an “Everybody Dance Now” Dance Party!