You've heard lots about him and we've heard lots from him...the secret ass eater is finally live in our studio! Thankfully he didn't talk about any of that nasty culinary...or make that colonary...tastes today.  Instead he recounts his evening out with yours truly and cleverly omits that he tried to look at a bums wiener in Hollywood.  The bum didn't oblige, so instead he treated himself to a $250 drink on his buddy's dime. But hey, I'm the asshole right?

Have you ever been thrusting and felt something crack? And I don't mean butt crack. A real internet doctor emails us to recount a terrible penis injury that came to his emergency room. Keri and I argue about whether or not figure skating really is a sport and more importantly: if its a sexy sport.  Imagine having your mom walk in on you moments after losing your virginity, like you're still cleaning up . That happened to one of our listeners who list his virginity in an FFM threesome, the best kind, and got caught by his old lady. I recount my own threesome story and Keri reviews Booby Squib in her independent movie debut. I talk about the cringiest moment of my life: the moment I met Dick Masterson. Then we wrap it up and after we wrap it up we argue for another thirty minutes about Goodwill. Don't turn away free shit you assholes!

Here's the sex scene featuring the lovely Bobby Squib.  Sorry I couldn't embed it because squarespace is a bunch of prudes.