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Brandon and Sarah go through a looong list of weird presidential quirks and incidents. So long, it’s going to take us 2 episodes to finish. Death by cherries and milk, swearing parrots at funerals, electricity-phobes - these guys were crazy!

Brandon and Sarah find a troubling conspiracy theory on Twitter about the Queen’s death and run it through their own patented testing process. It checks out. Sarah watched “Holes” with Shia LaBeouf and wished she hadn’t. In the process, however, she did discover an interesting new phenomenon she calls “cringe chills.”

Brandon and Sarah talk about the next Indiana Jones movie coming out in 2023. Sarah revisits the trauma of “Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom.” To wrap things up, they marvel at an imbecile cop in Florida who thought he could buy a grope of a minor with half a sandwich.

Correction for Sarah: Harrison Ford is 80!

Brandon and Sarah talk about the bathroom carnage caused by Ballpark Beef Franks, and Brandon gives an unprecedented amount of detail from his experience. (Seriously, if you know him, you know he doesn’t talk poop, so it must have been BAD.)

WARNING! Explicit bathroom content. Do not eat immediately before, during, or after listening to this episode.

Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s recent dentist visit, which she barely survived; they revisit a favorite topic, morning wake-up farts, which explains Brandon’s new nickname; and Brandon describes how he was blocked by a not-even-client-yet who he may have been just a little bit rude to.

Brandon and Sarah (aka “Shnozzles and no nose holes, the show” - thank you, Creep Dimensions), share their terrifying experience with a Minecraft mob they haven’t encountered before, known as The Warden. Brandon also describes some Diablo moments that caused him to “snap.”

Warning: Minor Spoiler!

Brandon and Sarah talk about their horrible skunk experience with Charlie the poochidingus, and then review the scary movies they’ve been watching while on hiatus at Mum’s house.

Warning: SPOILERS!

Brandon and Sarah make fun of a new proposed law giving Spaniards extra days off work for their periods. Can’t they just use their siesta time for that?

Brandon and Sarah risk some hate by sharing their unpopular opinions. Bands, food, movies - nothing’s off the table. We’d love to hear yours!

Brandon and Sarah talk about the careers that experience the most emotional drain, after Sarah realizes she just laid an emotional dookie on her favorite hairdresser. Sarah discovers the magical effect Costco blueberry muffins have on her digestive system, much to Brandon’s dismay.

(Sorry we’ve been away so long. Living out of suitcases at Mum’s house with 3 dogs and a squawking mini-parrot have made recording a bit challenging.)