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Brandon and Sarah talk about the Arizona priest who made thousands of baptism boo-boos, sending countless innocent bebes to HELL. . .or at least limbo or something.

(Apologies for possible sporadic episodes over the next couple of months. We’re in our own hell at the moment, prepping for the sale of our house and then out-of-state move.)

Brandon and Sarah play some baby games, trying stoopid tongue twisters and riddles for 5-year olds. Join in, and see if you can do better!

Limmy trying to say "purple burglar alarm":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8 

Brandon and Sarah vent about their recent neighbor issues and may cross the line with some violent fantasizing. Listener, be warned. (But obviously, we're joking. I mean, hopefully, it's obvious.)

Brandon and Sarah talk about one of the few points of contention in their relationship: germs. They also talk about Brandon’s recent fall, how physical mishaps send him into a rage and how, you know, maybe he could work on that.

Sarah shows Brandon “A Fish Called Wanda” from 19-frickin’-88! They discuss whether the movie holds up after all these years. Hint: It’s mostly a “yes,” except for the 80s sax.

Brandon delights us with some of his tattoo shop adventures. The most important lesson we’ve learned today? Spellcheck is your friend!

Brandon and Sarah taste and rate some seasonal snacks, including some British treats, and do their best to alienate people by chewing loudly in their ears.

*We heated the mince pies in the toaster oven - they were WAY tastier!

Brandon and Sarah voice their disagreement with Mike Rowe’s “life advice” in his PragerU video that’s been airing since at least 2016. Time to take it down, man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o 

Chris Pratt is at it again, this time swiping the much coveted - maybe - role of our favorite fat feline, Garfield, in the next animated installment. Brandon and Sarah already aren’t really Pratt fans, so it’s not hard to rip him a new one (again), but he’s super rich and untouchable by us underlings, so whatever.

He does do a great Essex accent, though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af7UD-IxzZI

Brandon and Sarah talk about weird, misleading, or just plain fun prescription drug names, inspired by Brandon’s recent animation, “ZibaFlib Rx” (link below).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egAtcb3UDOk