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Brandon and Sarah mostly talk about donuts, and why Sarah needs to keep her hands off Brandon’s maple old fashioned. In the course of the convo, they may have solved the mystery of Brandon’s recent weight gain.

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Brandon and Sarah share their amazing picks to voice the 2022 Super Mario Bros. movie characters, although Sarah can’t quite seem to keep her eye on the ball, and keeps casting the next live action feature. Ah, well.

- Tom Cruise on “Spitting Image”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxdvSViAb3w 

- Michael Clark Duncan, not Michael Kirk Duncan, duh.

- If you want to see the helpful illustrations.
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Sarah tests Brandon’s knowledge of creative sexual positions, then the dorky duo explore a hypothetical question they found on Twitter about harmless animals turning bloodthirsty. Somehow, pretzels get thrown into the mix.

*Sorry, the weird pig guard guys were from “Return of the Jedi.”
**Hannibal Buress did NOT get eaten by a pig (that we know of).

Sarah quizzes Brandon about the Great Purple Menace (not Barney); and the two giggle over a sweet Simpsonoid prank, marvel at the stupidity of a vaccine fraudster, and debate the brilliance of Floridian shenanigans.

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Brandon and Sarah try out some creative excuses to get Sarah out of an upcoming bridal shower, brainstorm some unique and offensive bridal gifts, and discover a shared loathing of fabric stores.

Brandon and Sarah talk about the Japanese show they discovered on Netflix, “Midnight Diner,” salivate over Brandon’s recent successful attempt at making onigiri, and Sarah tries to trick the bashful Brandon into saying a few Japanese words.

*SPOILERS!!

Brandon and Sarah look at weird - and mostly discontinued - Olympic events throughout the years. We’re talking Tug of War, Poodle Trimming, and yes, even Solo Synchronized Swimming.

Olympic Trampoline Fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBXEw_hVts

Richard Watterson Race Walking - The Amazing World of Gumball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWzpdNmXxM

Brandon and Sarah discuss the heartbreak of losing beloved pets, and cheer up in the second half of the episode to share their latest obsession, the Netflix survival reality show, “Alone.”

We apologize for not uploading last week. Sarah’s new job is requiring some adjustment with regard to scheduling and timing. Please bear with us as we figure things out!

Brandon and Sarah start the episode off with a [pfft!] bang, and then recap their recent trip to Oregon and the various shenanigans they got up to. Hotel soap mishaps, explosive diarrhea, and leaky ceilings reminiscent of Tom Hanks’ “Money Pit” are just a few of the exciting highlights.

Brandon and Sarah explore the topic of addiction based on their own personal experiences, and Sarah gripes about her withdrawal from caffeine and her precious “crack” tea, PG Tips (not a sponsor).