Thot Topics, come to Brazil! This time, the girls cut loose and discuss the fallout of Nick's 100% correct Kesha review, the Shakira Bowl, Dua Lipa's revolution of the boring, funky white chick Meghan Trainor, the science of turning it, the difference between Bhad Bhabie and G-Eazy, and ELMO'S BIRTHDAY!!! Then, they hypothesize how the 2010's pop queens (Katy! Gaga! Rihanna!) could revive their careers to previous heights. Bon appetit, baby! Follow the girls @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC.