Florida Stories

Did a time traveler break a window to save a baby, or is it a non-sober Florida Man who likes swimming?

Does anyone have any advice on how to get all this blood out of a clown suit? Also: UFOs, sunken treasure ships, upskirt videos, and a law to keep you out of the left lane.

Have you ever been to an adult arcade? Noooo... not like THAT. If you've been suspicious of white guys with dreads, maybe you're right.

Stop giving your kids bad names, people. There's nothing intelligent, innovative, or admirable to be found after that, either.

Imagine being a criminal on the run who catches his house on fire. It's gator mating season, so that should be fun.

A lady had drugs shoved up her, some kids were getting cavalier with dairy, and a new invasive species that mocks Jesus.

We insult stupid criminals, your mom, and questionable paramedics.

Florida Stories is now longer than Gilligan's Island and the Sopranos.

Don't leave anything out by the trash you don't want thrown away. Don't leave your identification at the scene of a crime. Don't murder your daughter's boyfriend.

More exotic sports cars were paid for with PPP money. Florida man lands his airplane in a highway. Grandma gets eaten by a giant alligator.