This Florida Man hates his HOA more than you do. Man attacks shark. Is Kindergarten too young for a kid to be bringing a gun to school?

You love your nana, but does your nana have a murder-suicide pact with grandpa?

How many times can a Florida woman get lost in a storm drain system? So far, we're up to three.

Florida nearly has the first political assassination by a tree.

Ft Lauderdale is about to have a parade led by a 21 foot tall penis.

If you're going to kill your abusive boyfriend, try and be less torturous than this Florida Woman.

Hear about some fighting, biting, clawing, face tattoos, vape shops, and a whole bunch of people on drugs.

We have a fake freelance gynecologist, burglars who call 911 on themselves, a bunch of other idiots, and the engagement ring that has endured 21 years of dumps.

You will hear the lamest message-in-a-bottle story ever.

What happens when you literally throw gas on a fire? If you mix a golden lab with a poodle, what could possibly go wrong? 

Do not: drink bleach, do bath salts, or hit a woman in the head with a hatchet.

Three big idiots, two fake Nazis, and one handsome host.

Getting drunk and crashing your truck into your mother-in-law's is not the most effective way to win back your wife. A naked man in a cowboy hat is having a hard time finding his crack pipe.