Florida Woman

Coming at you with a Minisode, friends! Topics include: LBJ's hog, questionable child beauty pageants, rocket launch lawn chair parties and committing fraud just for the love of the game. Dive in, the water's hot as hell and very murky!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

FLORIDA MAN + WOMAN:

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-cool-father-12-year-girl-drive-85mph/

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-woman-12-years-prison-child-modeling-84067324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvNPKwz4Ghw

FLORIDA FACTZ:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/koreshan-state-historic-site

Honorable Florida Woman Lisa Nowak had what seeeeeeemed to be a perfect life. She was top of her class in everything, a successful navy pilot, stacked one career achievement on top of the other, and had a husband and kids on top of all that. For god's sakes, she was an astronaut who went to space. But one eventful night it all came screeching to a halt, resulting in her becoming the first ever US astronaut with a criminal record. Where else but in Florida? Come along with us, babies, and see for yourself.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

SOURCES:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmNqBEQttF0

http://YouTube.com/watch/?v=FCvYRqc32v8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak

https://astronauttomjones.com/2015/09/10/food-for-thought-just-before-liftoff/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Oefelein

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAQ-34

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_astronauts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Columbia_disaster

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2019/10/02/is-lucy-in-the-sky-movie-about-astronaut-lisa-nowak/2444761001/

https://www.inverse.com/article/6301-overview-everview-effect-space-tourism-environmentalism-spacex-richard-garriot

https://time.com/5685017/lucy-in-the-sky-true-story-lisa-nowak/

https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/us/06cnd-astronaut.html

Welcome babes. Happy Miami Cannibalversary. Topix include: being caught in delicto flagrante, sauna snakes, keeping your goddamn hands off the kids, $23k houses and much, much more.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Short one today guys, with a NEW SEGMENT-- We read your Florida stories! Send us your Florida tales and we'll read them on the air! Then Nathan rants about shitty drivers and muses about Ron Desantis. Damn, what if that guy becomes the prez?

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

Wow, boys and girls, what a minisode we have for you today! Topics include: Orson Welles, female bathroom misbehavior, clumsy teenage fingering, the ABR community, interesting ways to make butter, pro wrestling and juggalos. Where could we go wrong?? Tune in and enjoy, babes.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

FLORIDA WOMAN:

https://www.theedge.co.nz/home/scandal/2019/06/woman-quits-job-to-breastfeed-her-boyf-every-two-hours-and-we-re.html#:~:text=36%2Dyear%2Dold%20Jennifer%20Mulford,her%20body%20into%20producing%20milk

FLORIDA MAN:

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-pleasuring-himself-ice-pack-front-first-responders-police-1640068

https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2022/05/18/pinellas-beaches-man-created-fake-trump-pardon-to-try-to-escape-charges-feds-say/

FLORIDA FACTS:

https://www.wptv.com/money/real-estate-news/renters-face-high-costs-low-inventory-as-housing-crisis-impacts-south-florida

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/ophy73/floridaminimumwageworkersneedtowork_93/

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/szngj4/theamendmentwouldhavecappedrenthikesat10/

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/manor-professional-wrestling-dinner-theater

Boys and girls, in today's episode we discuss the simple fact that the worst human tragedy to befall the United States since Pearl Harbor, the terrorist attack that leveled the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001, was in fact brought to fruition in a wealthy suburb of Sarasota, Florida. Did you know the hijackers had musical aspirations? Listen in.

Kelsey Ann really did her research this time (including a little extra credit viewing of a certain controversial documentary.)

Join us, friends. Join us. Join us.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

SOURCES

https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-2004-07-11-0407110047-story.html

https://www.heraldtribune.com/in-depth/news/2021/09/09/9-11-sarasota-florida-chilling-connections-terrorists-twin-tower-attacks-president-bush/8130173002/

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2021/09/12/floridas-911-terror-cell-20-years-later-questions-linger-about-saudi-connection/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijackers_in_the_September_11_attacks#:~:text=N.B.%3A%20Bold%20text%20notes%20the,reservation%20desk%20during%20the%20hijacking.

https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/inside-the-9-11-terrorists-upscale-florida-hangout-house/

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/09/10/remembering-911-south-florida-was-home-to-hijackers-before-the-attacks/

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/i-team-investigates/80-000-classified-documents-hold-20-year-secrets-behind-9-11-attacks

https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/former-florida-resident-unknowingly-trained-9-11-terrorists

Fresh sode for the babies <3 Topics include: drunken wailing, lesbian devotion, abusing cruise control privileges, reckless political manatee scraping, and deep, lifelong romances with carnival rides.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

FLORIDA WOMAN:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507065/You-spin-right-round-Florida-woman-gets-married-ferris-wheel-named-Bruce-previous-relationships-airplane-train.html

FLORIDA MAN:

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/12/florida-man-highway-standing-out-sunroof/

FLORIDA FACTS:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/11/us/florida-manatee-trump.html

https://www.thoughtco.com/dinosaurs-and-prehistoric-animals-of-florida-1092067#:~:text=Which%20Dinosaurs%20and%20Prehistoric%20Animals%20Lived%20in%20Florida%3F&text=Thanks%20to%20the%20vagaries%20of,matter%20how%20deep%20you%20dig.

https://www.thoughtco.com/facts-about-megalodon-1093331

https://www.thoughtco.com/history-of-otodus-1093691

The second part of our short series on Ted Bundy's brief venture into Florida and final crimes. We --pardon our language here-- dissect his personality and his place in American Folklore. In the final section we refocus our lens back from Bundy and onto a Florida Woman who not only survived her encounter with him but is thriving. Life goes on. Enjoy!

CW: Murder, mayhem, rape and every other goddamned thing.

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email [email protected]

patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

SOURCES:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listofserialkillersbynumberof_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders

https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/images/Serial-Killers-Zodiac2killers-by-sign_new.jpg

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ted-bundy-kathy-kleiner-living-victim-serial-killer-784780/

https://www.morbidtourism.com/locations/id/5febb9d0f93defe94a78f03f

https://meaww.com/sorority-house-the-frenzied-3-am-attack-by-bundy-that-killed-two-and-left-one-with-hanging-jaw

https://crimecapsule.com/which-state-has-produced-the-most-serial-killers/#:~:text=1.,occurring%20between%201980%20and%201990.

https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/blog/most-common-zodiac-signs-of-serial-killers/

https://inews.co.uk/culture/television/ted-bundy-victims-serial-killer-how-many-murders-zac-efron-film-286996

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkU

Classic minisode guys! Topics include: Recurring nightmares, Kelsey Ann's psychic abilities, Hugh Hefner's misdeeds, strip club ennui, pussy gators, high schoolers in speedos and much more!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

FLORIDA WOMAN:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/07/Florida-woman-produces-alligator-from-her-pants-during-traffic-stop/2211557245434/

FLORIDA MAN:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-fugitive-bike-blonde-wig-evade-deputies

FLORIDA FAXXX:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/captain-tony-s-saloon

https://coralcastle.com/

https://www.livescience.com/41075-coral-castle.html

Well, well, well, beautiful listeners, it's finally come to this. The revolting, piggish crimes of noted serial killer and all-around piece of shit, Ted Bundy. He inflicted his final spree of violence on a group of young Florida Women, and we're going to spend the next two episodes discussing what happened. We'll be diving into his crimes at the Chi-O house, his personal history, his all-consuming mediocrity and ultimate failure as a human being.

CW: Murder, mayhem, rape and every other goddamned thing.

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email [email protected]

patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

SOURCES:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listofserialkillersbynumberof_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders

https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/images/Serial-Killers-Zodiac2killers-by-sign_new.jpg

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ted-bundy-kathy-kleiner-living-victim-serial-killer-784780/

https://www.morbidtourism.com/locations/id/5febb9d0f93defe94a78f03f

https://meaww.com/sorority-house-the-frenzied-3-am-attack-by-bundy-that-killed-two-and-left-one-with-hanging-jaw

https://crimecapsule.com/which-state-has-produced-the-most-serial-killers/#:~:text=1.,occurring%20between%201980%20and%201990.

https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/blog/most-common-zodiac-signs-of-serial-killers/

https://inews.co.uk/culture/television/ted-bundy-victims-serial-killer-how-many-murders-zac-efron-film-286996

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkU