Florida Woman

It's that minisode time of the week, kids! Your hosts are on the road again, back in roasting, muggy, FL for the fourth of July. Today's minisode features rogue aerial chases, mystery bullet wounds, Colombians going hard for fireworks and a serious posthumous roast session. Dive in with us, the water's body temp and stagnant

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/jacksonville-florida-times-union-lawrence-h-phaff-sr-scathing-obituary/77-31cbdcfb-c80b-416a-bfa7-801779df3514

https://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/07/nyregion/police-arrest-two-pilots-over-incident-on-july-4.html

https://www.wesh.com/article/days-after-incident-deland-woman-realizes-she-was-shot-1/4443435

https://www.wesh.com/article/days-after-incident-deland-woman-realizes-she-was-shot-1/4443435

Look around you, everywhere, guys with icy chains and half buttoned silk shirts, girls with fake butts popping Moet on boats. Consistently ranked as one of the rudest and most aloof cities in the nation, Miami simply does not consider itself part of the greater Floridian whole. We're here to examine exactly why that is. Join us, freaks.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Sources:

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/miami-named-americas-rudest-city-by-travel-leisure-8565099

reddit.com/r/miami

https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/17-ways-to-tell-someone-is-not-from-miami-according-to-miamians-031722

https://www.condoblackbook.com/blog/why-miami-is-the-rudest-city-in-the-us/

YouTube.com/watch?v=_HFvm4GdPlw

https://burn.jacksonhealth.org/patient-stories/celebrity-chef-ralph-pagano-suffered-life-threatening-burns/

Babes. Dudes. Welcome to your minisode. Topics include the stunning mountaintop scenery of Gastonia, NC, the complex ethical quandaries of cannibalism, customer service debacles, and where exactly not to get a bagel in Florida.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Sources:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adams%E2%80%93On%C3%ADs_Treaty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Florida

https://www.tucsonlocalmedia.com/news/todaysheadlines/article5aa0b76a-e1a9-11e2-aff0-001a4bcf887a.html

https://www.wsls.com/news/2021/06/20/police-florida-man-pulled-gun-at-starbucks-over-cream-cheese/

https://www.eastidahonews.com/2022/01/where-are-the-mountains-florida-woman-says-fake-video-that-showed-switzerland-made-her-visit-north-carolina-town/

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-reported-to-jury-duty-with-cocaine-sheriff

CW: Fellas, this ep is about a kid who got murdered.

In part 2 of our series on Adam Walsh, we break down the findings of police investigations and a list of suspects potentially responsible for the death of Adam.

He was one of the original milk carton kids. His tragic death shaped American culture for decades afterwards. His father became the host of America's Most Wanted, and helped create the term "Stranger Danger." He was a Florida boy named Adam Walsh.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES

https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/crime-history/5-facts-to-know-about-kidnapping-and-murder-of-adam-walsh

https://www.grunge.com/679341/the-best-true-crime-documentaries-of-2021/

https://nypost.com/2021/09/04/woman-believes-adam-walshs-killer-kidnapped-her/

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/40-years-later-adam-walshs-abduction-and-murder-not-forgotten-in-south-florida/2508053/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Adam_Walsh

youtube.com/watch?v=nmLhTs2Ajrg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_crime

https://allthatsinteresting.com/etan-patz

In this minisode, we delicately explore the nuances of different American regional cultures, rattle off some Florida Men and Women, and encourage our audience to help us settle our marital arguments. Let's ride

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Sources:

https://nypost.com/2018/05/10/man-tries-to-hide-legless-fugitive-girlfriend-by-stuffing-her-in-a-plastic-bin/

https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/deputies-florida-woman-arrested-in-burger-king-bathroom-with-seven-syringes-hidden-in-vagina/

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-convicted-killing-former-fsu-mascot-gumbo-spice-dispute/DdgVVYRrlAgMdbXnT7devO/

https://www.ajc.com/news/weird-news/deputies-florida-man-claims-downed-beers-xanax-before-setting-house-fire/lSWqXLWp1f5aOIYNOcuwIN/

CW: Fellas, this ep is about a kid who got murdered.

Today we dive into the tragic, horrible, brutal and as-of-yet-only-shakily-solved murder of Florida Boy, Adam Walsh. He was one of the original milk carton kids. His tragic death shaped American culture for decades afterwards. His father became the host of America's Most Wanted, and helped create the term "Stranger Danger."

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES

https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/crime-history/5-facts-to-know-about-kidnapping-and-murder-of-adam-walsh

https://www.grunge.com/679341/the-best-true-crime-documentaries-of-2021/

https://nypost.com/2021/09/04/woman-believes-adam-walshs-killer-kidnapped-her/

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/40-years-later-adam-walshs-abduction-and-murder-not-forgotten-in-south-florida/2508053/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Adam_Walsh

youtube.com/watch?v=nmLhTs2Ajrg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_crime

https://allthatsinteresting.com/etan-patz

Come get your minisode babes! Topics include: deaf dads, yelling for consonants, beautiful angels, pan faced cop guys, corrupt fake mental health facilities, soundcloud rap, and more! Dive in with us!!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

FLORIDA WOMAN:

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/florida-woman-arrested-for-theft-after-turning-in-abusive

FLORIDA MAN:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2022/06/15/florida-man-accused-of-fraud-caught-fleeing-to-cuba-on-jet-ski-officials-say/

FLORIDA FACTS:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_Amos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MusicofFlorida

Alexa, play Mozart's Lachrymosa. Full volume.

Ladies and gentlemen, safe as you may feel, you are not alone. They walk among us, eating our food, breathing our air, and for some weird reason, representing a larger-than-normal percentage of the nursing staff in our suburban hospitals. But when our backs are turned, they transform: incessantly smiling, singing "Part Of This World" histrionically at the top of their lungs, hoarding memorabilia and compulsively creating tik toks of themselves lip syncing scenes from animated children's movies. The species of which I speak? The dangerous and invasive Disney Adult.

Today on the pod, Kelsey Ann and Nate discuss who Disney Adults are, what they do that makes them so annoying, and most importantly speculate as to why they can't just grow up. Prepare yourselves, if you dare, and strap in as we blast through the open-mouthed-instagram-pics into the warped and twisted mind of a Disney Bounder.

It’s our FIFTIETH EP!!! Pod gods be praised!! In this 'sode we talk about demon dinners, goblets full of blood, Kelsey Ann’s lazy eye and buying all the denim from an entire island nation. Hop in bitches, let’s ride!!!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

FLORIDA MAN: https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-pool-floats-sex-instead-raping-women-police/

FLORIDA WOMAN: https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-woman-accused-of-picking-nose-sticking-fingers-inside-ice-cream-at-shop/

FACTS: https://www.mpnod.org/2017/03/sweetwaters-colorful-history-features-russian-midgets/

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/21/florida-climate-crisis-sea-level-habitat-loss

Honorary Florida Woman Lisa Nowak had what seeeeeeemed to be a perfect life. She was top of her class in everything, a successful navy pilot, stacked one career achievement on top of the other, and had a husband and kids on top of all that. For god's sakes, she was an astronaut who went to space. But one eventful night it all came screeching to a halt, resulting in her becoming the first ever US astronaut with a criminal record. And yes, she's the diaper lady. Where else but in Florida? Come along with us, babies, and see for yourself.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

SOURCES:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmNqBEQttF0

http://YouTube.com/watch/?v=FCvYRqc32v8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak

https://astronauttomjones.com/2015/09/10/food-for-thought-just-before-liftoff/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Oefelein

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAQ-34

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_astronauts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Columbia_disaster

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2019/10/02/is-lucy-in-the-sky-movie-about-astronaut-lisa-nowak/2444761001/

https://www.inverse.com/article/6301-overview-everview-effect-space-tourism-environmentalism-spacex-richard-garriot

https://time.com/5685017/lucy-in-the-sky-true-story-lisa-nowak/

https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/us/06cnd-astronaut.html