Florida Woman

Hello my bitches, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, festive Kwanzaa, joyous solstice, or whatever dumb shit it is you do. In this episode we discuss the deep existential dread and disappointment one can experience in Orlando, the local Christmas customs of the residents of Pinellas County, and an actual grandmother being run over, not by a reindeer, but by a parade float.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Greetings babes, today we're talking about some of the darkest, most depressing material we've ever covered. Because of the nation's opioid epidemic, rehabs and addiction centers around the country are overcrowded and hard to get into. Florida's solution? Create a new type of rehab called a Sober Home, and allow absolutely anyone to open and run one. And in some cases, supply their residents with the very drugs that ruined their lives.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/florida-sober-home-owner-sentenced

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/courts/2022/06/30/marthe-hippolyte-sentenced-role-kenny-chatman-sober-home-south-florida-addiction-treatment-centers/7770363001/

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/megyn-kelly/florida-s-billion-dollar-drug-treatment-industry-plagued-overdoses-fraud-n773376

https://www.frankrubino.com/blog/2021/01/what-is-patient-brokering-and-why-is-it-illegal/

https://drugfree.org/parent-blog/my-son-is-a-victim-of-a-broken-addiction-treatment-system/

American Greed Season 2 Ep 10

Babes It's the FIRST ANNIVERSARY of the FWP!! On this auspicious occasion we have some extremely exciting news to share. Too exciting to include in the description. You just have to listen. Topics include: Horsey Cops, Sexy sephardim, Dog Sex, Mormon birth rates, and WAY more. Let's get it!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Fellas, ladies, whatever you do this Thanksgiving, please do not shoot your family members. It's our first holiday episode, and it seems as if Florida has a certain murderous tradition. And guess what? The true Thanksgiving is Floridian.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

In 2017, 22 year old Randy Herman Jr. stabbed his best friend Brook Preston to death in West Palm Beach, Florida. The twist? Randy may have been completely unconscious during the act. In this episode we try and determine whether Randy's act was the cause of malicious intent or a terrible case of Parasomnia.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

We're back with a minisode for you boys and girls! Topics include: junk foods stereotypes, Colonel Sander's sexy forearms, Aaron Carter's Neverland experience, and more!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.audacy.com/kluv/latest/florida-woman-busted-for-self-care-near-popeyes-dumpster

https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/aaron-carter-recalls-michael-jackson-underwear-encounter-in-new-book/

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-2nd-in-nation-for-most-ufo-sightings/

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-caught-humping-dog-attacked-owner-when-confronted-officials-say/

https://www.kktv.com/2020/11/09/florida-man-becomes-first-person-with-down-syndrome-to-finish-ironman-triathlon/

Since 1975, the Church of Scientology has been purchasing land and property in the South Florida town of Clearwater with intentions of taking over the entire municipality and establishing a theocratic community. As of 2022 the sinister religious organization owns 185 properties and shows no signs of slowing down. In this episode we discuss how they took over, their shady aims, what they actually do all day, and why it's so disturbing that they've been able to get away with it for this long. They have slaves that are serving out a billion-year contract, we'll talk about that, and oh, they also claim to have an INFINITE PIT in their converted Clearwater hotel. Yes, an infinite pit. And that's not all. Listen on, friends, enjoy the madness.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

youtube.com/watch?v=8P21t1vJIB8

https://radaronline.com/photos/scientology-residents-fear-creepy-ghost-town-where-tom-cruise-lives-fake-store-fronts/

https://www.fsunews.com/story/life/2017/03/19/history-scientology-clearwater-florida/99381438/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freewinds

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_Building

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianetics

https://www.npr.org/2019/10/27/773817390/scientologys-presence-in-clearwater-fla

https://projects.tampabay.com/projects/2019/investigations/scientology-clearwater-real-estate/

Greetings babies, we are back from our 3-week hiatus (where we got married and went on a damn honeymoon) and holy shit did a lot of stuff happen to Florida while we were gone! Hurricane Ian ripped the state a new asshole, Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen called it quits and DeSantis air-mailed a bunch of Mexican immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. We discuss! You listen! That's the arrangement!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!! Listeners, the hosts of the Florida Woman Podcast are getting married to each other in four days!! That's right. This weekend! Then they're going on Honeymoon for two weeks, which means that even though we love you all, it will be a minute (read: a couple weeks) until we will be ready to release our next episode.

In the meantime, however, enjoy this Minisode in which Kelsey Ann questions the reality of varying self-diagnosed diseases, a man is dismembered by an alligator, a ballerina turns to murder and a Florida appears to forget that his dead family members are in the guest bedroom.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

In our 69th episode, we discuss the alleged abuse, harassment and exploitation of child actors at everyone's favorite cartoon television studio. Did you know Amanda Bynes has a face tattoo now? Not a great sign.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband