Florida Woman

Florida Woman

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Florida Woman episodes

  • Teaser: Principal Kenney's Hypnotic Death School

    FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE AT:

    https://www.patreon.com/floridawomanpod

    First of all, hypnotism is real, it works, and--improperly applied--it may produce deadly results. This is the tale of Florida Man Dr. George Kenney, principal of Northport High School, who practiced hypnotherapy on his student body, and may have indirectly caused the strange and untimely deaths of three of his students in a single year. Take a deep breath, listen very carefully to our voices, and dive in with us.... deeper... deeper...

    4 min
  • No Big Deal/Bulldozers

    Anger. Roach spray. Nunchuks. Forklifts. Barbie. Slavery. Fish sex. Mountain Dew. Prager U. Road rage. Gas Tax. Girls Gone Wild. Delirium

    SOURCES

    https://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/

    https://nypost.com/2017/08/14/man-says-hookah-smoking-caterpillar-sent-him-on-liquor-store-forklift-rampage/

    https://www.wsaz.com/2023/08/14/florida-man-posed-veterinarian-operated-pregnant-dog-that-later-died-authorities-say/?outputType=apps

    https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15lrqaa/prageru_is_laughing_all_the_way_to_the_bank_here/

    https://www.npr.org/2023/08/14/1193557432/florida-education-private-schools-prageru-desantis

    https://www.wftv.com/news/local/data-shows-florida-gas-tax-holiday-didnt-deliver-prices-are-still-rising-anyway/

    https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15n8n5g/florida_drivers_are_the_worst_drivers_in_the/

    https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-doused-herself-in-diet-mountain-dew-soda-to-erase-dna-after-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-police

    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/160214-sex-in-the-sea-book-animal-behavior-marine-life-marah-hardt

    58 min
  • COCAINE SHARK
    Need we say more?! There's cocaine sharks off the coast of FL. Hop in with ushttps://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/22/desantis-slavery-curriculum/https://www.the-sun.com/tech/8645979/cocaine-sharks-florida-eating-drugs/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/dashcam-video-shows-woman-with-pitchfork-whip-before-arrest-outside-florida/https://abc7chicago.com/human-remains-found-in-3-separate-suitcases-in-florida-police-say/13543428/https://floridapolitics.com/archives/625007-report-ron-desantis-in-car-accident-in-tennessee/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coral-reef-mortality-florida-ocean-temperatures/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/aaa-insurance-policies-florida-nonrenewal/https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article277539898.html\https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/florida-man-tried-to-enter-patrick-space-force-base-to-warn-of-aliens-vs-dragons-officials-say/https://abcnews.go.com/US/strikingly-warm-ocean-heat-wave-off-florida-coasts/story?id=101487160https://www.npr.org/2023/07/19/1188349149/as-seas-get-hotter-south-florida-gets-slammed-by-an-ocean-heat-wavehttps://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/judge-sentences-florida-man-18-years-prison-attempting-provide-material-support-isishttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-shows-off-gun-accidently-shoots-himself/https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-heat-wave-latest-forecast/story?id=101598235
    59 min
  • Teaser - 94. Terry Schiavo
    Were you aware that Terry Schiavo was a Florida woman? Were you aware that "schiavo" means "slave" in Italian? Learn all this sordid nonsense and more on this week's Patreon episode, where we dive into the case and the myriad philosophical messes it inspired.
    7 min
  • Happy FLorth of July
    It's Independence Day once again, and we're in the goddamned spirit. We've got severed hands, baby weapons, human fireworks, patriotic street shredding and more. Get wet!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected]Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
    49 min
  • Teaser - Jerry Falwell, Pt. 2 - A Cougar, A Cuck, and a Cuban F*ck
    Full episode available on Patreon at www.patreon.com/floridawomanpodTeaser from episode 91, Jerry Falwell, Pt. 2 - A Cougar, A Cuck, and a Cuban F*ckWhat do you get when you cross a handsome pool boy from Miami, a relentlessly horny menopausal wife and a resentful heir to a billion dollar televangelist university? A big fucking mess, that's what! Listen as we describe the heinous downfall of America's most important Evagelical family.
    6 min
  • Flesh Eating Bacteria

    We're back with a new addition! We recorded this episode a day before Kelsey Ann gave birth to our daughter! Join us as we talk about the flesh eating bacteria festering in the several-thousand-mile-long blob of seaweed hurtling towards Florida's coastline, as well as the flesh eating bacteria hiding in the microbial ecosystem of certain Florida residents, accompanied by a ratchet ass Florida woman who murdered her husband while covered in dog shit. Wholesome fun for the whole family!

    We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

    You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.Pod

    Email us at [email protected]

    Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

    Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

    1 hr 5 min
  • Ron, Interrupted
    WE EXPLORE: Ron Desantis's embarrassing presidential campaign announcement, Sewer Iguanas, Gator Attacks, Cannibalism, Female Pedophilia, White Ladies' feelings towards law enforcement, and more!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected]Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack#:~:text=On%20May%2026%2C%202012%2C%20Rudy,Florida%2C%20US%20making%20headlines%20worldwide.https://abcnews.go.com/US/gator-arm-florida-man-loses-arm-attack-10/story?id=99535517https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/25/florida-man-iguana-toilethttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-arrested-streaming-live-video-himself-social-media/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/05/26/unearthing-the-past-florida-scientists-find-fossils-of-ancient-elephants-sabretooth-cats-rhinos/https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-woman-finds-husband-with-a-naked-chick-so-she-decides-to-poop-on-the-floor-and-pull-out-a-rifle-6530728https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/05/18/florida-woman-accused-of-crashing-into-multiple-cars-throwing-fake-snake-to-evade-traffic-stop/
    59 min

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We've all heard of Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join hosts Kelsey Ann Wacker (Florida Native) and Nathan Simpson (Midwestern Outsider) as we dive deep into the humid landscape, bizarre…