Florida Woman

RIP Jerry Springer. A FL legend, baby

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?

Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen!Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:https://www.foxnews.com/sports/golfers-brawl-on-course-pace-of-play-argumenthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665005/Police-Man-kicked-swans-head-Florida-park.htmlhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/florida-man-dubbed-pooping-perpetrator-sought-by-police-for-break-in/https://www.foxnews.com/us/drunk-florida-man-jason-bournehttps://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2019/05/02/florida-man-wearing-bonnet-dress-steals-baby-formula-from-publix/https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/2021/04/30/police-florida-man-attacked-family-with-samurai-sword/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/these-florida-cities-have-the-highest-std-rates-cdchttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/01/26/florida-woman-scams-holocaust-survivor-life-savings/11127064002/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/

Welcome to--officially--the darkest and most disturbing episode of the Florida Woman Podcast thus far. Beware all ye who listen, shit is going to get weird. And very, very bloody.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen!

Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/henry-lee-lucas-ottis-toole

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottis_Toole

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Lee_Lucas

https://www.ranker.com/list/henry-lee-lucas-ottis-toole/stefanie-hammond

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/so-sue-me/202009/the-psychology-false-confessions

Netflix docuseries “The Confession Killer”

Imagine this: you work at a McDonald's. Your manager calls you into the office. She is on the phone with a police officer, who is ordering her to,.. strip you completely nude. Sound like grounds for quitting? Wait until you find out how many times this happened, and who exactly was behind it.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?

Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/investigations/2022/05/05/strip-search-hoax-kentucky-mcdonalds-fake-officer-scam/9598367002/https://www.mamamia.com.au/netflix-dont-pick-up-the-phone/https://www.moviemaker.com/dont-pick-up-the-phone-was-already-an-excellent-movie-called-compliance/https://www.bustle.com/entertainment/where-is-david-richard-stewart-now-suspected-hoax-callerhttps://simplypsychology.org/milgram.html

Hello babes, on today's episode, your hosts engage in dirty sex talk and general filth. Gross. Topics include: Os, Js, JOs, Cs, BJs, and As. Pretty cool stuff. Also discussed: Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day, nailed-on cartoon tits, job site porta-potty deaths, sex manuals in elementary school libraries, and much more.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.wfla.com/video/florida-woman-calls-for-sugar-daddy-mommy-appreciation-day-at-board-meeting/8461943/

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-woman-calls-for-sugar-daddy-appreciation-day-at-board-meeting/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/investigators/2023/03/09/desantis-seeks-98-million-to-fund-floridas-own-military/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/03/07/florida-man-killed-when-bulldozer-crushes-port-a-potty-deputies-say/

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/florida-man-sentenced-to-20-years-after-bringing-condoms-pink-dress-to-child-sex-sting

https://kutv.com/news/nation-world/police-florida-man-jailed-after-trying-to-barbecue-all-the-child-molesters

https://nypost.com/2023/03/06/florida-man-scott-hollingsworth-attacked-by-alligator-lurking-outside-his-front-door/

Hello babies. Today we're talking Tactical Guys, Shootin Guns, Sewer Gators, Rascal Scooters, Geezers committing vehicular manslaughter, keeping big cats in your public housing, and much much more. Let's boogie~~

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-woman-hops-on-elderly-drivers-lap-tries-to-steal-car/

https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/elderly-florida-woman-drives-into-diners-killing-one-injuring-six/

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/12/12/purple-street-lights-are-popping-up-across-south-florida-but-why/

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/20/nyregion/alligator-prospect-park-brooklyn.html

https://floridamanbirthday.org/february-22

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/23/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-crossbow-by-stuffing-it-down-his-pants/

Today's discussion includes: pig titties, doorbell lickers, the sucker v. f*cker dynamic, UFO wars, police sex, and alligator fetishists. Does that sound like your cup of tea?

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-man-caught-on-camera-licking-doorbell/

https://insidethemagic.net/2023/01/disney-world-deputy-sex-scandal-resign-ld1/

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/7-florida-beaches-make-top-10-deadliest-beaches-list

https://notallowedto.com/zoo-employee-killed-by-an-alligator/

Did you know that in the 1990s, the Walt Disney Corporation built a suburban town in Florida? Celebration, FL, was an experiment in New Urbanism constructed (in the Disney style) to recall an idyllic American past that never existed to begin with. The schools, municipal buildings, restaurants, storefronts, homes, landscaping, churches and everything else were all tightly controlled by Disney. Wanna guess how that turned out?

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/north-america/the-creepy-history-of-disneys-perfect-town/news-story/8b9a034e93ddb074b5fbdbb286f83806

https://yourmileagemayvary.net/2022/02/19/celebration-florida-the-not-so-perfect-town-that-disney-built/

https://insidethemagic.net/2020/12/golden-oak-disney-world-kc1mmb/

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/dec/13/celebration-death-of-a-dream

https://www.thedailybeast.com/celebration-florida-how-disneys-community-of-tomorrow-became-a-total-nightmare

https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/90dc4c6c715e0ecd94586f3a9d6cc9e1

Welcome babes, today we talk about warm nourishing mush, Jair Bolsonaro shuffling around an Orlando Publix, Red Tide, Evil Pests, the urban Crime Wave, Salt Life murder, and so much more!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/01/jair-bolsonaro-florida-publix-kfc-memes.html

https://www.wjbf.com/news/4-foot-emotional-support-snake-found-in-luggage-at-tampa-international-airport/

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/legal-team-for-salt-life-co-founder-charged-in-connection-to-murder-claims-search-of-hotel-room-was-illegal/77-2d7b8001-a8fc-485c-9dfb-182ece96cc19

https://twitter.com/jonathanlkrohn/status/1611012514380144640

Six little words that ignited a cultural explosion:

"Cash me outside, how bout dat?"

In today's episode we explore the infamous, groan-inducing rise to fame of mush-mouthed West Palm native and overall ratchet teenage ho, Danielle Bregoli, now known internationally by her stage name, Bhad Bhabie. Love her or hate her, she is a cultural dynamo and today on FLP we discuss her evolution from auto thievery and violent outbursts at age 13 to her becoming the youngest female artist to ever debut on the Billboard Hot 100. Oh, and she's on OnlyFans. For shame.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/bhad-bhabie-biography-who-2377427

https://www.newsweek.com/rapper-bhad-bhabie-accused-blackfishing-what-happened-her-face-1759541

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/bhad-bhabie-onlyfans-receipts-1235063361/

https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/danielle-bregoli-then-vs-now-bhad-bhabie-transformation-photos/