Come get your minisode, children! Today's topics include: corporate email-speak, purchasing children at Wal-Mart, the raw food diet, getting weinstein'd by a 6 year old, and the grotesquely racist, hilariously offensive origins of Florida's state song. Dive in with us!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://dos.myflorida.com/florida-facts/florida-state-symbols/state-song/

https://nbc-2.com/news/2022/08/26/florida-man-arrested-for-trying-to-buy-child/

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/state/2018/09/06/naked-florida-man-starts-house/984321007/

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/08/donald-trump-says-the-fbi-raided-his-home-at-mar-a-lago.html

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2022/08/30/vegan-florida-woman-gets-life-in-prison-for-starving-son-to-death/

Nate is back from his bachelor party and we're discussing the ill-fated experiment of John Lilly, the Dolphin King. Young researcher Margaret Lovatt and three Florida Dolphins (stars of the movie Flipper) were gathered together in a house flooded with water in an attempt to teach them the English language. Yes, you read that correctly. And yes, it did get sexual. And romantic. Listen on, friends, listen on.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Minisode minisode minisode! We talk about the tris and tribs of a life in showbiz, naked dudes cranking pushups on the highway, vintage kitten murder techniques and flavored vodkas. Dive in with us you sexy babes

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/drunk-florida-man-lawnmower-police-motorway-a4522841.html

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/08/09/naked-florida-man-with-machete-tried-to-rob-man-of-clothes-in-volusia-deputies-say/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3604102/The-place-pedophiles-rapists-call-home-Florida-trailer-park-126-residents-sex-offender-live-there.html

https://www.wbtw.com/news/state-regional-news/florida-woman-breaks-into-home-makes-sandwich/

https://sfmn.fiu.edu/a-florida-woman-is-behind-bars-after-allegedly-throwing-a-cat-into-a-river-includes-video-story/

Listeners, it was already bad. Now, here's where it gets worse. Life in the hot van is devolving faster and faster and it winds up in a horrible argument between Gabby and Brian. The cops are called, and a steep, slippery downward spiral ensues. You won't like where it's going. I know I didn't. Kelsey Ann seemed entertained though. Morbidly.

Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and the whole country got extremely upset about it and it was bad news and --you guessed it-- there's a FLORIDA connection. In this ep we get to know the two main characters of this tale from the beginning: where they come from, what they were like, and how it all started. PART 2 OF 3! Come along for the ride!

SOURCES

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/06/gabby-petito-death-brian-laundrie

https://www.myimperfectlife.com/features/who-is-gabby-petito

https://people.com/crime/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-case-timeline/

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/gabby-petito-case-expect-another-confession-with-a-different-scenario/3753101/

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3728536/petito-was-a-free-spirit-mom-boy-she-babysat/

https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/brian-laundrie-was-controlling-had-episodes-gabby-petito-pal/

youtube.com/watch?v=sy3jdWcFam8

youtube.com/watch?v=ct1xBvW9VYw&t=223s

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundries-former-co-worker-chameleon-weirdo-temper

https://www.newsweek.com/gabby-petito-inside-van-brian-laundrie-bodycam-footage-1631455

Crime Junkies - Gabby Petito

A day late but here's your minisode babes! Topics include our relationship, Onlyfans Murderer Courtney Clenney, why not to dig trenches higher than your waist, that fake ghetto voice that white suburban insta thots use for some reason, the problems with strip clubs and more!

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-was-killed-sand-dune-collapsed-filmed-beach-sunrise-rcna42342

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/15-best-states-for-strip-clubs-florida-nevada-louisiana

https://nypost.com/2022/08/10/onlyfans-model-courtney-chenney-charged-with-murdering-boyfriend/

https://www.complex.com/life/onlyfans-model-courtney-clenney-murder-charge-fatal-stabbing-of-boyfriend

https://www.complex.com/life/christian-toby-obumseli-courtney-clenney-what-we-know-about-fatal-miami-stabbing/family-friends

https://originalhooters.com/saga

Listeners, we're back with episode 2 of our series on poor sweet innocent Gabby Petito. This time we start to break down the facts of the situation- the dynamics of Brian and Gabby's relationship, the plans that they had for their lives, the way they lived together and trips they took across the country. Featuring: Brian's shitty art, a very tragic van, some hot, hot yogurt and, eventually, police intervention. Buckle up, buckaroos!

Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and the whole country got extremely upset about it and it was bad news and --you guessed it-- there's a FLORIDA connection. In this ep we get to know the two main characters of this tale from the beginning: where they come from, what they were like, and how it all started. PART 2 OF 3! Come along for the ride!

SOURCES

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/06/gabby-petito-death-brian-laundrie

https://www.myimperfectlife.com/features/who-is-gabby-petito

https://people.com/crime/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-case-timeline/

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/gabby-petito-case-expect-another-confession-with-a-different-scenario/3753101/

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3728536/petito-was-a-free-spirit-mom-boy-she-babysat/

https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/brian-laundrie-was-controlling-had-episodes-gabby-petito-pal/

youtube.com/watch?v=sy3jdWcFam8

youtube.com/watch?v=ct1xBvW9VYw&t=223s

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundries-former-co-worker-chameleon-weirdo-temper

https://www.newsweek.com/gabby-petito-inside-van-brian-laundrie-bodycam-footage-1631455

Crime Junkies - Gabby Petito

Good morning babes, we're back on schedge and we've got your minisode coming straight atcha!! Topics include: airborne strap-ons, forged checks, pool jets, bad sexy cops, and much, much more.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.ramseysolutions.com/real-estate/safest-cities-in-florida

https://wsvn.com/news/local/deputies-florida-man-buys-140000-porsche-with-check-printed-from-home-computer/

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/new-details-released-in-north-port-police-sex-scandal/67-418823358

https://ccsoblog.org/2021/08/12/florida-woman-arrested-after-masturbating-and-exposing-breasts-during-video-visitation-with-inmate/

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/strap-on-dildo-beatdown-leads-to-florida-womans-arrest-6525304

https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/2014/06/23/north-port-police-a-legacy-of-leniency/64612742007/

Dear listeners, we've missed you! We've been gone for 2 weeks, but we're back on the scene, baby, coming to you with a fresh cast straight out the oven. Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and the whole country got extremely upset about it and it was bad news and --you guessed it-- there's a FLORIDA connection. In this ep we get to know the two main characters of this tale from the beginning: where they come from, what they were like, and how it all started. PART 1 OF 3! Come along for the ride!

SOURCES

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/06/gabby-petito-death-brian-laundrie

https://www.myimperfectlife.com/features/who-is-gabby-petito

https://people.com/crime/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-case-timeline/

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/gabby-petito-case-expect-another-confession-with-a-different-scenario/3753101/

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3728536/petito-was-a-free-spirit-mom-boy-she-babysat/

https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/brian-laundrie-was-controlling-had-episodes-gabby-petito-pal/

youtube.com/watch?v=sy3jdWcFam8

youtube.com/watch?v=ct1xBvW9VYw&t=223s

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundries-former-co-worker-chameleon-weirdo-temper

https://www.newsweek.com/gabby-petito-inside-van-brian-laundrie-bodycam-footage-1631455

Crime Junkies - Gabby Petito

Wow guys. Shit's nuts right now. KA's back from her bachelorette in Atlantic City, we're moving out of our apartment, and we're back with another minisode!! Topics include: gay gentrification vs. hipster gentrification, getting catcalled, stress induced penis shrinkage, the Dolezal effect, and much, much more.

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

SOURCES:

https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2018/04/08/cocaine-purse-florida-woman-blames-windy-day-police-say/497899002/

https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+they+called+florida+crackers&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS860US860&oq=why+are+florida+crackers+called+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i22i30j0i390l2.9748j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1991-07-21-9107191165-story.html

https://www.spacelaunchschedule.com/launch/falcon-9-block-5-dragon-crs-2-spx-25/

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/deputies-florida-man-tied-up-wifes-lover-cut-off-penis/

Today, guys, we are just ~vibing~ in the homeland. Topics include SkyZone, hot criminals, a passionate defense of Thanksgiving, brain worms, invasive snails and your exclusive initiation into the secret society of Honey Children. Will you answer the call?

We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.

You can follow us on Instagram at:

@FloridaWoman.Pod

Email us at [email protected]

Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband