Florida Woman

Happy one week after thanksgiving, babes. We're still in FL. Shit's weird down here.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-eye-rabies-needles-looking-other-women

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/28/florida-woman-eat-counterfeit-money-walmart-arrest/71726508007/

https://people.com/skull-found-in-florida-thrift-store-may-be-human-8387787

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-who-dismembered-another-man-on-thanksgiving-shoots-himself-deputies/3169027/

https://nypost.com/2023/11/27/news/suspect-accused-of-murdering-and-dismembering-man-kills-self/

https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/11/24/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-thanksgiving-mass-shooting-on-nyc-subway/

https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/florida-man-jailed-after-woman-found-with-hatchet-wound/

https://nypost.com/2019/11/28/masturbating-florida-man-slugs-elderly-man-who-asked-him-to-stop/

In which a drunken gentleman disrobes and engages in a physical altercation with law enforcement at Disney World, among other tantalizing tales of brutality and nonsense. Please, do enjoy.

1. https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/06/us/florida-man-dies-of-rare-form-of-anthrax.html
2. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/04/florida-man-flaunts-gun-at-sons-pop-warner-game-in-leesburg-police-say/
3. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/03/florida-man-faces-charges-in-villages-black-market-erectile-dysfunction-drug-case/
4. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/04/whats-next-for-matt-gaetz-00120035
5. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/09/desantis-why-i-enjoy-denying-health-care-to-poor-floridians.html
6. https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16x9xw1/why_is_everyone_so_angry_in_this_state/
7. https://nypost.com/2023/10/04/new-york-retiree-linda-marie-caccese-arrested-for-beating-florida-man/
8. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/hit-and-run-victim-takes-2-mile-ride-on-car-hood-after-woman-tries-to-flee-crash-at-50-mph-deputies-say
9. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-killed-alligator-sabrina-peckham/45319459
10. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/03/business/disney-world-kowabunga-water-slide-lawsuit.html

We got rabies, we got people using babies for sport. We got guys throwing dudes off bridges. We got gigantic monster dinosaur gators chomping people in half. We got a shootout over tree-trimming. And then Nate tries clumsily to explain how Florida is the Freudian Death Drive of the national psyche. It's true. Think about it. Join us!

SOURCES:

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16qykvt/has_florida_really_gotten_that_bad/

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16peja8/its_been_30_days_since_school_started_and_my/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupio_dissolvi

https://nypost.com/2023/09/26/man-is-bitten-by-rabid-otter-41-times-while-feeding-ducks/

tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/florida-man-throws-bicycle-then-other-man-off-bridge-20180925/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/09/19/florida-man-shoots-neighbor-tree-trimming/70898516007/

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/heres-the-minimum-annual-income-required-to-be-middle-class-in-florida-new-study

https://baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2023/09/22/pinellas-county-sheriff-s-office-investigating-death-in-largo

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/human-body-found-in-the-mouth-of-14-foot-florida-alligator/

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-leaving-son-11-hotel-room-dead-man-following-menage-a-trois-2-men

https://www.wptv.com/2-women-arrested-for-tossing-baby-back-and-forth-like-a-toy

Real grab bag of Florida nonsense this week, guys. We try not to wake the child as we discuss the nazis in Orlando, the criminality of Nissan Altima drivers, alcoholic black bears, problematic assemblies, rolex theft, and more. Fuck yeah let's go

SOURCES:https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/documents/assets/pdf/combating-hate/ExtremismFloridaINSIDE.pdf

https://nypost.com/2022/09/08/florida-man-randy-austerman-arrested-after-pulling-3-foot-sword-on-cops/

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop-29950239

https://nypost.com/2023/09/06/man-killed-us-parents-who-saved-him-from-ukrainian-orphanage-cops/

https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/teacher-kayla-lemieux-seen-in-new-pic-with-z-cup-fake-boobs/

https://www.wesh.com/article/bunnell-elementary-principal-resigns/45034162

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/09/06/new-south-florida-resident-falls-for-old-trick-beautiful-woman-he-met-at-hard-rock-took-rolex/

https://www.today.com/food/news/3-legged-bear-tripod-white-claws-rcna103772

We did it babes, it's our ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!! Thanks to each and every one of our listeners for coming along with us on this lurid, hateful journey. We love you guys.

Patreon.com/floridawomanpod

SOURCES:

https://www.businessinsider.com/nfl-rosters-by-state-2016-9

https://nflcommunications.com/Pages/Saint-Thomas-Aquinas-High-School-of-Fort-Lauderdale-Has-Most-NFL-Players--.aspx

https://www.thedailybeast.com/be-likable-ron-plane-flies-overhead-desantis-at-iowa-fair

https://winknews.com/2023/08/21/florida-woman-accused-of-spiking-drinks-with-roach-spray/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/08/23/florida-womans-finger-severed-in-library-drop-box/

https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-women-arrested-after-wild-brawl-one-bit-the-others-ear-off/

https://www.instagram.com/mugshawtys/?hl=en

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/08/07/desantis-housing-investigation-florida-affordable/

https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2018/08/24/florida-man-threatens-co-worker-with-box-cutter-in-argument-about-christian-music/

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/08/23/man-holding-wild-dolphin-on-florida-beach-sparks-outrage-prompts-investigation/

https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/florida-man-caught-on-video-stealing-11k-of-food-from-restaurant/

https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-threatened-employees-with-gun-when-chicken-wings-order-was-late-police-say/article_e94cedff-0711-5fb5-9d1f-da907a980b4d.html