Botox makes its Real Housewives debut. Slade thinks Jo's face is a petting zoo. Brent is playing hard to get with Slade. Lauri stays at a hotel that requires a hazmat suit. Kimberly and her brunette friend should have been cancelled even back in 2006.

We can't stop talking about Scandoval that we are all collectively over. Ann has the worst job in all of reality tv but is master of playing the ultimate telephone game from hell. Ariana may be in love with Dan, but she is so blinded by hate for Tom that she turns down a free hotel room in lieu of becoming Valley Village Head Snitch In Charge. Pump is closing and we don't care. What we do care about is where to get an ice cold Squirt. Speaking of squirt, James ends the episode pissing on Tom's bush.

We learn way too much about the ecosystem of Coto de Caza #savetherabbits. Shane took a gun safety course from Alec Baldwin. Jo attends Kimberly's orientation of the Stepford Wives. Between Slade in his underwear and an eye mask and Uncle Richie hitting on barely legal girls, its too much to take in.

Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules is here and we are so over Scandoval. Ariana is an ice queen with a cinnamon stick, Katie is a vibe with fries. We play Spot The Schwartz in his plant filled apartment. Tom's assistant has the worst job ever and Southwest is getting free advertising over and over and over again. Oh, and Scheana makes it all about her.

We venture back to 2006 and meet our first Real Housewives EVER! We have flip phones, Tuscan style kitchens, soundbites for taglines and lack of glam teams. Ahhhhhh, nostalgia. We not only meet our original five housewives: Vicki, Lauri, Jo, Jeana, and Kimberly, but we also meet (and see way too much of) our first super villain and 6th housewife Slade Smiley.