Fluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio Review

A Fluff Radio Band cover of Gordan Gano's Classic Violent Femmes diddy. (featuring Mason Brown, Mikey IQ Jones, Eric Skiff, Marianne Ways, Anya Garrett, Nick Simone, Eric Cohen, Meghan Daly, Robin Enrico, Klio, Emilie, Martha, as well as Colleen "I Moderately Enjoy Bingo" Venable, Annie "Crazy Old Man" Sanders)

With Thanksgiving here, and Christmas just around the bend (by which I mean Dead Man's Curve), Annie and Colleen have been participating in a lot of "good cheer"! After all, nothing says "winter solstice" like a party dedicated entirely to the shininess of the color silver! So take a break from the relatives. Grab yourself a cup o' kindness and a cozy can of cranberry sauce, and cuddle up to the dulcet tones of this week's musical guest, Nouvelle Vague.

Oh yeah and the ROAST US contest isn't over yet! Send your best roast to 775-416-5492.

Musical Guest:

Nouvelle Vague performing "Ever Fallen In Love" and "Sweet and Tender Hooligan"

Tales of Wonder:

* Relationship Fart Alert Levels Acronyms

* Silver Party Recap

* Alyssa cuts a hair!

* Show 50 Ramp up

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Does Alyssa know that I have underwear everywhere? It was an explosion of my panties!"

* "It's terrifying because the one girl's nostrils are floating separately for awhile until they find eachother, and they join together again, in harmony, on her nose."

* "I won [a war with China]! China forfeited by not answering my emails subject "Re: War With You". "

Welcome to our first ever Interactive-nipple Cast! To control the outcome out this podcast simply press your designated nipples when we ask you specific questions. Also ! This is the first episode that Annie and Colleen hula-hoop through the entire thing! Mikey IQ Jones is the reluctant judge! Who will hoop longer? Will Colleen ever finish that Pop Tart? Did Annie REALLY just sing that thing about Jesus? Tune in (with your nipples) to this week's episode to find out why this sentence ends with a question mark?

Don't forget! The ROAST US contest is still now going on. Send your best roast to 775-416-5492. Find out what the best roaster wins by listening to this amazing (ly hyper) episode!

Musical Guest:

Bitch performing "Almost to the Water" and "Drag King Bar"

Tales of Wonder:

* Light-Up Piano Football

* The PPP and Pee

* Annie "Auditory Juggles" an Egg, a Cow, a Giraffe, and some sharp objects

* Halloween Recap

* Interactive Choose Your Own Adventure Song (only works if you have nipples)

Impromptu Songs:

* Crevises

* Covers of Songs with A Mouthful of Poptarts

* Roast Us

* The Lord Entered My Body

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "There's a force field around the door of urine-grabbin."

* "He's lucky he's a boy. If he was a girl his tampon would probably shoot out."

* "That was my political piece on obesity in america, so power to the people that don't obese."

Improvised song from Fluff Radio Review #48: Nipple-Controlled Choose Your Own Adventure

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Mothra! EEP! This week, Annie and Colleen are attacked late in the night by various wayward buggies, but don't you worry, Annie Sanders: Fly Assassin has her trusty chopsticks handy! Plus! A review of the new Bob "isn't dead yet" Dylan musical by Colleen (you know you've been dying to see it), a new Fluff fan challenge, and two songs by HUMANWINE (whose songs will certainly warrant a spot on that Halloween party playlist you've been working on all week).

Musical Guest:

HUMANWINE performing "Rivolta Silenziosa" and "Script Language"

Tales of Wonder:

* A visit from Mothra!

* Colleen's has a new favorite annoying noise. Can you guess what it is?

* Why it's useful to be able to recognize the back of Twyla Tharp’s head

* How to give a machine a stomach-ache

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Am I gonna murder something on air?"

* "Jeff Goldblum was flying around our apartment..."

* "Instead of ompa lompas he has genetically modified cows to do his bidding."

* "It's the dreaded ax moth!"

October is upon us, dear Fluff fans, which can only mean lumberjacks, halloween, christian guilt, and an inability to walk around naked like you really really really want to.

p.s. Hey Moms of Annie and Colleen: note the different faces on the girls this week. It's not us in our birthday exclamation points! Rather, that's the amazing Wau Wau Sisters who are absolute NYC vaudevile legends in the making and also happen to be our musical guest this week!

Musical Guest:

The Wau Wau Sisters performing "Country Ham" and "Moron"

Tales of Wonder:

* Halloween Hell House

* Candyland and Mousetrap: 1880's style

* Classiness is a Monkey Head with a Straw

* Lumberjack Day

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Come to Commerce, we have free coin counters and the slide of death, which is how we distinguish ourselves from Wamu who only has the slide of slight terror."

* "The AF stands for Asbestos and Aids."

* "Instead of ompa lompas he has genetically modified cows to do his bidding."

* "I think having a glass monkey head would still be weird."

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis as Annie and Colleen bring you yet another host of urban legends and scientific anomalies. What is fact and what is fiction, science fans? Are Annie and Colleen actually nutjobs, or is it just your imagination, hmmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this podcast has no logic and no seriousness. Which offers you this chilling challenge... to find a rational explanation! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, there's always OUR way...

Musical Guest:

Dressy Bessy performing "Electrified" and "Who'd Stop The Rain"

Tales of Wonder:

* A visit from the Very-Shallow-Water Shark

* Two Wonderfully Horrifying NYC Transit Stories

* Bingo with Murray Hill

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Whoa, Colleen just had a muppet moment!"

* "Did you take off your vaginas and put 'em in your suitcase?"

* "There's something about cocks in the bible."

Choose any of these four exciting characters to guide you through this week's show: Colleen AF Venable, Annie Sanders, Chris Dlugosz, or Mikey IQ Jones. Each has a special ability: Annie has brilliant facial hair and can jump very high, Mikey is very good at defying gravity, Chris can throw things quickly and is a very agile pianist, and Colleen is very unbalanced and smells a bit like the inside of a turkey. Good luck! I hope you make it to level 7 because that's totally the best one. Oh yeah, and should anyone try to interfere with your listening to Fluff Radio Show #44 they can be easily defeated by throwing items plucked from the ground. Like vegetables, other people, or spare trombones.

Musical Guest:

Chris Dlugosz, of PIXEL and ARMCANNON fame, performing "Original 03" and "Super Mario Bros-Underworld Contorted"

Tales of Wonder:

* We'd Do Hanson If It Cured Cancer

* Myth Bustin' with Mr. Bean

* Life is Good in a Frogsuit

* How to Play Crackman

Impromptu Songs:

Tragic Birthday (music by Chris Dlugosz, words, screams, and creepy whispers by Annie, Colleen, and Mikey)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Cheek implants." "Chicken plants?" "Yes. She got chickens implanted in her stomach so she'd never be hungry again."

* "Streets on the China, never hurt um' before."

* "The thought of the proverbial dangling quiche."

* "It's a 'Turkey on Mr. Bean's Head' phone and to answer the phone you lift the turkey off Mr. Bean's head and put it over your own."

Greetings, science fans! I like that..."science fans"...it's like "sports fans," but for nerds. Today, Annie and Colleen bring you a first in audio technology. By melding together the present technology of podcast radio and the past technology of 3-D movies and Michael Jackson's hot dance moves, Annie and Colleen present: THE VERY FIRST 3-D PODCAST! Ok, so actually we just describe the reall cool 3-D Captain EO comic book we got, but it's still really...um...different.

May the dance be with you.

Musical Guest:

One Ring Zero performing two and a half songs from their As Smart As We Are album: "Radio" (words by Daniel Handler the Social and Literary Representative of Lemony Snicket), "Deposition Disposition" (words by Lawrence Krauser), and a clip of "M.C" (words by Michael Chabon in his rejection e-mail to the band)

Tales of Wonder:

* One Year Anniversary!

* Colleen Gives Annie the Awesomest Thing Ever: A 3-D Captain EO Comic Book

* The Red Party

* Fan Calls from Gwangi and Yanichka

* Annie Goes to Lake Powell or "Welcome to the Jungle" in the Desert

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Did everyone bring their lesbians?"

* "Slow in the head, easy in the bed!"

* "We made an acronym, there's no going back now!"

Talk about a show with a whole lot going on! Annie, Alyssa, and Colleen fight their way through handbikes, giant hamster balls, a series of archived commercials made by a hyperactive eight-year-old Colleen, an self-interview by an awesome band, many mentions of racy things, piles of chest hair, and tennis ball bullets.

Musical Guest:

Clawjob performing "I Got My Space Pass" and "(Let's Focus On) The Research" from their Sci-Fi Rock Opera, Space Crackers

Tales of Wonder:

* Twisties and the Chickenator

* 1988 KCL Radio 1 (8 Year Old Colleen performs "Applejuice," "Excedrin," and "Interview With Kathleen Venable")

* Latex Crazies and Documentaries

* American Gladiators Explained

* The Do's/Don't's of Chest Hair Shaving at Parties

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Schwarzenader is a very buff guy who likes seat belts."

* "It was like the Milli Vanilli of wine coolers"

* "I sang but she fake pianasized."

* "God my ass is hurting my fingertips!"