Fluff in Brooklyn's Fluff Radio Review

Get out your hands and feet and then somebody else's hands or feet (your choice) cause we just hit show number 30! This week's show is like the back of a highlights book where you have to figure out what's different. Can you figure it out? I'll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the assembly of medival weapons or a lack of pants or the Cliffhanger fan club or the ghost of Peanuts Past or Annie's New Gold Tooth...still haven't gotten it? Well, I could give you more hints, but I've got a murder weapon to assemble.

Musical Guest:

Jason Webley performing "Dance While the Sky Crashes Down" and "Maps"

Tales of Wonder:

* Tourist Season Begins

* Catapult Assembly 101

* Ear Patches are Sexy

* If We Wrote "Cliffhanger" it Would Have Been A Much Better Movie

* Business Squirrel Hunting)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "Everything's better on Roller Skates. I'm planning on getting that tattoo as a bumper sticker."

* "That sounds like a fat lady looking at a chocolate empire state building."

* "Those are animatronic bugs that are selling something. Those are animatronic bugs with purpose. Those are animatronic bugs with a career goal."

* "The timing was so perfect that we totally shat little green apples."

* "And there can be Planet Argo the Horse and Plant Joxer the kind-hearted bumbling idiot."

First, there was Cher in "Moonstruck." Then Madonna in "A League of Their Own." Finally, a New York accent is butchered so badly, it took two people to do the job! Listen to Annie and Colleen in "Caawfee Co'nuh," available for download now! (pssst...Supposedly Annie thinks the bizarre way Colleen's mouth says "I mean when I get married" at around 17:10 is even funnier when played on a continous loop)

Musical Guest:

Jesca Hoop performing "Seed of Wonder" and "Silverscreen"

Tales of Wonder:

* Caawfee Co'nuh

* Exciting Toof Update

* Secret Apartment Dancing

* Annie and Colleen discuss/tackle a subject that affects all Americans...STAR WARS

* Flukeman is Waiting (in the Porta Potty)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "I learned everything I need to know about Captain Eo. Like 'The Power of dance will set you free' and 'don't trust Angelica Houston.'"

* "I'm gonna Macarena you in the neck!"

* "I'm never gonna be a full Brooklynite if I keep putting off this whole people killing thing."

* I'm Luke (Skywalker), and I'm really upset! You hurt my feelings!"

* "Master Luke, I'm a big anal retentive robot, which is weird, because I never had an anal phase, cuz I'm a robot!"

Cartoonist and Fluff cast member Robin Enrico joins us in the studio this week as we celebrate the first week of the Fluff Hotline (775-416-5492) and play our favorite fan phone calls of the week, all while doing impressions of 13-year-old girls and Tony Danza.

Musical Guest:

The Fabulous Entourage performing "The Theme Song" and "Perry's Dream"

Tales of Wonder:

* April's Fools Pranks Involving Uhauls

* Creepy Myspace Stuff and Phone Calls from Fans

* The Boss vs. That Other Boss

* The CIA and their Fancy Teapots

* Robin Reads Colleen's 13-year-old Diary

* Annie's Exploding Tooth

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* " 'ello mother! I said 'cock ring' in a store today!"

* "He's our scientist. He corrects us if we are scientifically or anatomically inaccurate."

* "I'm Tony Danza and I'm going to kill you with my floppy hair!"

* "Nicole and me were pretending we wanted to be cousins when we grew up...no wait that says custodians."

Hi kids! Welcome to Show 27 of Fluff Radio Review! This week Annie and Colleen make a valiant attempt to shake off being tired, overworked, and sick in order to bring YOU a few laughs and chase away your winter blues. (You lousy ingrates shoudl be ashamed of yourselves.)

P.S. Send more tri-flavored popcorn. It's the only thing that will save Annie...err I mean Tinkerbell...err I mean...DAMMIT I WANT POPCORN!

Musical Guest:

The Dammitheads performing "Rise and Die" and "I Kid You Not"

Tales of Wonder:

* What is Colleen Secretly Getting Away With?

* Obscure Movie Comparisons

* Hard Times at Annie's Office

* Sexy Card Descriptions

* Weirdest Movie Casting Combos of all Time

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "I saw a dog today who was the most professional shitter I have ever seen!"

* "There's so much stuff up my alley it's hard to fit anything else."

* "I need a big badass dude with a bag of socks to back me up, here."

* "Your verse is esconced like a flower in petals."

This week marks the official annoucement of the FLUFF HOTLINE where all you lovely folk can leave Annie and Colleen a voicemail message whenever your heart desires! Inspired by Scott Bateman's animation of our "I Don't Want To Be Your Friend on Myspace" song, we want all of you to call 718-304-7939 and leave us the worst pickup line or message you've ever received through myspace or any other site that attracts sketchy sketchy people that go by names like "Arms." If you have no myspace stories (lucky you!) feel free to call us and tell us any other story, perhaps even the one about the time you broke that million dollar vase in the Louvre and you TOTALLY blamed it on the old lady standing next to you.

Musical Guest:

Jubb and the Dirty Sleeves performing "Malarkey" and "More Sincere Than Elvis"

Tales of Wonder:

* A Twister-ed St. Patrick's Day

* Cultural Void of Food

* Official Birth of the Fluff Hotline! 718-304-7939

* The Seamonster in Colleen's Heart

* Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Bam-Bam

Sketches:

* Garrison Teaches Us About Britney and Trout

Impromptu Songs:

* 718-304-7939 (It's EASY to Remember!)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "My favorite is Beef-Jerky-Big-League-Chew Beaver."

* "Kinda how Barney Rubble is always trying to steal Fred Flintstone's wife."

* "There's a black hole in my butt." "Just sucking up your undies?"

* "I finally pull my thumb out of my ass and you scare me about it!"

This week we welcome several guests into the super secret lair studio, including Anya, Marianne, Abel, and extra-special guest Michael Lucid from the sketch comedy show Pretty Things! Unbeknownst to Colleen, Annie even sneaks in a few serious interview-like questions for Michael... but, unbeknownst to Annie, Colleen is perfectly capable of turning serious interview-like questions into discussions about loin-cloths.

Musical Guest:

Pretty Things performing "Str8 for a Minute," "Always a Bad Girl," and "Johnny Jimmy Joe" (click on to watch the videos)

P.S. Colleen strongly identifies with Bug Girl

Colleen returns from Austin, with a full report on the Staple! Convention festivities, jam-packed with action-filled stories to knock your knockers off. Ps. "Arms" would like for you to watch out for the return of the secret blooper, and for you to friend him on myspace (he thinks you're cute).

Musical Guest:

Lil' Pocketknife performing "Disco Dancer" and "A.D.D."

Tales of Wonder:

* Colleen Craps her Pants

* Annie and Colleen *know* Tom Jones... sorta...

* First Official Sound-Effect Off!

Impromptu Songs:

* The MySpace Song

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "There's a monster in the shitter!"

* "It was a drive-by fiving!!!"

* "By the way, www.tomjonessexham.com is NOT taken."

* "There's a boob in my shoe!"

The lovely Anya from Sketchartists.net joins us this week and teaches us all about math, baginas, and our lord and savior. If we had ANY religious or mathematician listeners we're surely going to loose them after this one.

Musical Guest:

Matson Jones performing "Exes and Ohs" and "Into My Arms"

Tales of Wonder:

* Anya, the Math Genius

* Colleen and Annie Start a Sweatshop

* Witness Protection Baginas

* The Devil and Pangaea both Love the Bible

* Jesus: Hippy or Hipster?

* Love and Hate of Sly

Impromptu Songs:

* I Don't Want Anyone But Jesus

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "The worst thing about Jesus is that he died at 38 and the apostles never got to leave the ad 'Lordy Lordy look who's forty.'"

* "You know what i realized the other day that made me sad: Tyrannosaurus rexes couldn't do cartwheels"

* "Either you can have a $5 gift certificate to the fluff in Brooklyn store or a $5 certificate towards giving me a baby."

One score and two weeks ago, Annie and Colleen brought forth onto this continent a new podcast, conceived in hilarity, and dedicated to the pursuit of silliness. Some days, it's a good day to die, and some days it's a good day for Dennys' Grand Slam Breakfast... but most of the time, you can bet that it's a bad day to wear thong underwear. Join us this week as we discuss some post-Valentine's Day experiences that rubbed us the wrong way.

Musical Guest:

Keelay performing "We Can Make a Baby" and "America"

Tales of Wonder:

* Proof that Colleen is NOT Sexy

* Annie=Secret Tree Ninja

* Colleen and the Killer Whales Save Sherlock Holmes from the Giant Crabs

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "I guess that makes a little more sense than a compulsive arm eater."

* "It's kinda like arts and crafts baby-makin'."

* "Glue and staples aren't enemies. They're allies in the war against loose paper sheets and disorganization."

Love is in the air and all that crap! Join Colleen and Annie as they tell tales of noxious fumes d'amore, kissing contests, and people loosing their pants in public. If you happen to be a fan from IOWA you might want to listen to this show closely. And congrats to our Hot Duck Ass the winner of the sky mall poll...that took TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS to complete.

Musical Guest:

The Spinto Band performing "Brown Boxes" and "Direct to Helmet"

Tales of Wonder:

* Colleen's Four Jobs

* Fun with Nautical Themes

* The IOWA Contest (which one lucky fan will win $5!)

* Band Stories

* Annie Limbo Dances

Sketches:

* Proper Etiquette When Trapped in Objects

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

* "We didn't wear helmets in orchestra because we didn't have special people trying to play string instruments."

* "You didn't get extra points for naughty bits."

* "Tri-flavored flopcorn. It's this weird stuff made out of dead bunnies."

* "Watch out. They are going to try and steal your pee."