Picture this, bitch: four Completely Krazy homosexuals combine their powers on the first night of Hanukkah to form a podcasting Megazord. Haters cower in fear; the joint slay is maximized; only God stands in their way. 

In layman's terms, this week we host the crossover event of a lifetime-- the girls are joined by Juan and Josh of Hot Local Singles! On our graves, it couldn't be juicier. We completely tore it. 

There's very little we don't talk about this week. First, we join hands with Zola Jesus in the unending fight for Indie Rights and answer the questions on everyone's poverty brains: Is Clairo poor? Should it be illegal for Taylor Grift to enter the woods? Was she better when she was a Republican?

Then, we take on the Pitchfork Year in Review lists: who deserved their designations? Who was inexplicably included? From Fiona A to Cardi B, we spill piping hot takes all over our tits. Youch!

Last but not least, we take Cardi to task over her $88,000 purse purchase, and finally learn what $88,000 worth of Sherpa material looks like. It's a Hanukkah freakin' miracle!

Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod. Bid us a happy high holy days on Patreon.

Listen to Hot Local Singles wherever podcasts fill your sweet little ears and pay for their Canadian needs on Patreon. Follow Josh and Juan on Twitter.