Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

Footballocks mourns the queens death as it stopped their beloved EPL.

Ben if off on his jollies so Rob and Kev are in charge of the ship, consequently it's riddled with holes. In a depserate attempt to cover football and make a pod, they go to Germany where Bayern AREN'T TOP so Kev gives the lowdown on who is.

Rob also explains why Cool Runnings is the best movie of all time.

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The Footballocks boys are back for another week of uniformed bollocks footy chat.

After shoring up the Footballocks midfield Kev keeps his place in the starting 11 to argue with Rob (welcome back) about Man United vs Arsenal whilst Ben daydreams.

We talk Man Citeh (they're good), the Merseyside derby, getting children to eat their dinner and VAAAAAAR.

Kev takes us through the latest Eurotrash news.

And fall in love with football all over again with the lovely news from Exeter City.

Thanks for listening!
Ben, Rob and Kev

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Footballocks is back for another week of nonsense football chat.

Rob is still away so Kev is rewarded for last week's solid performance with another start.

We review matchday 4 of the Premier League.

Ben is delighted that Bournemouth showed up at Anfield to get their bellies tickled. Kev is also pleased with the Arse's start to the season (top of the league!).

We discuss the latest happenings in Serie A and La Liga.

And remember at the last minute that the Champions League draw took place.


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Ben, Rob and Kev

Footballocks is back to cast an insightful eye over matchday 3.

Ben and Kev review (most of) the Premier League action.

Rob tries hard not to be smug in talking Ben through Man United's victory over Liverpool.

We talk sleeve tatts, play Cesc Fabregas bingo and marvel at the specimen that is Haaland.

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Ben, Rob and Kev

Well Ben enjoyed this episode and Rob didn't. Meanwhile, Kev did the usual round up.

In this episode we pick apart the United debris, we mock Mbappe and buy ringside tickets to Tuchel vs Conte (Conte wins)

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Welcome back to the 2022/23 season!

There is trouble in the boardroom at Footballocks Towers after one of the three idiots forgot to press record. The jury is out over who is ultimately guilty and Rob, Ben and Kev have taken to blaming each another.

We review (some of) the Premier League action that took place on the opening weekend.

Kev joins to discuss the continental action (or lack of).

We go again.

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Ben, Rob and Kev

So footballocks completes our pre season preview stuff,

Ben is bold on Everton, we both have a soft spot for Fulham and barely cover Wolves.

Meanwhile... Mike is back and he gets Rob all confused/ excited with talk of world cup implications and the hope that Sunderland stay up

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Footballocks is back for the 2022/23 season!

After a well-earned break, Ben, Rob and Kev return to preview the new season in typical  footballocks fashion.

Rob and Ben do a deep dive on the latest happenings in the Premier League. Only about half the clubs are ignored/forgotten.

European correspondent Kev calls in from the Piazza Della Footballocks to get us excited for Serie A and La Liga.

And the Footballocks grammy nomination may make an appearance.

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Rob, Ben and Kev

 

Welcome back to (possibly) the final Footballocks of the 2021/22 season!

To celebrate, we talk utter bollocks about Man City doing the damn thing in 6 minutes. 

Kevin is here to take us through the final day happenings in the dirty foreign leagues.

Thanks for listening! We really appreciate your support through the first season of Footballocks and we will be back for more.

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Thanks,
Ben, Rob and Kevin

On this weeks FootyB...

Ben learns Spanish,
Rob calls someone a tart,
And Kev weirdly brought Bundasliga to this week's party.

For this, that and a whole lot more, we are footballocks, listen to us.

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