Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

Whatever will be will be, it's time to talk wembley here at footballocks towers.

Ben is away this week and Kevin has gone rogue so Rob has drafted in support, welcome to Mart a Geordie marooned in a sea of southerners getting ready for his first final since childhood.

Kev gives a euro update and there is a brief tribute to John Motson an icon of UK football commentary.

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Rob's absence leaves a starting berth for Kev, does he take his chance? Ala his beloved Arsenal; probably not. A tired Ben discusses a tired Liverpool, Kev gives a Valencia history lesson, and we award Napoli the Serie A title: you heard it here first! As always, under researched, unprepared, and just not that well-informed. Expats talking about football for the sake of it: It's Footballocks!

Fernandez, Fernandes and Fernandinho, we like do like a Ferd at footballocks towers.
Joao Moutinho, we like him as well.
Ben does not like Liverpool's midfield and defence however.
Rob muses on a title race that could've been.
Kev is sacked.
And a dog barks.

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Apparently Chelsea can have more than one Fofana, which doesn't seem fair.
Napoli... They are really going to do it aren't they?
Elche are not bringing boys to the yard.

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Offside? Na mate, never.
Brighton and Brentford get some love and a promise of more love to come.
Richarlson? What a circle shaped door handle he is...

Oshimen is the man and Juve are ferked.

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Happy New Year one and all and welcome to 2023 Footballocks!

The boys are back on deck to report on all the football they've missed in the Christmas break.

Rob discusses pies (yes he's Northern).

Ben is now in a firm.

And Kevin returns for a bumper Euro roundup.

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Ben,  Rob and Kev

Footballocks brings you it's very first world cup awards ceremony.

Who was the biggest flop? Who was the twat of the tournament? Found out all this and more by simply clicking download.

Also Kev didn't show up for work AGAIN, he's fired.

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On this week's episode we discuss the footballocks curse, get excited and nervous about England, Ben pulls his pud over Oz's perfomance and much much more of the usual footballocks.

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Week 1 Review continued...

The Footballocks boys get stuck in reviewing week 1 of the World Cup.

This is part 1.