Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

Qatar are shite,
England are really not shite,
Wales are somewhere in the middle with a big lad up top.

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Rob is no longer ex he's now just a pat (for a bit)! Ben wrote off Brentford last week and attempts to back track, whilst Kevin is sending poor Deigo Simeone to West Ham!!!

Listen to all this and some chat about the modern marvel of watching live football matches on a plane now!

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Footballocks returns to break down matchday 13 in the Premier League, La Liga and more.

Ben and Rob discuss what makes a roadrunner, another Youri Tielemans worldie and Jekyll and Hyde Liverpool.

Kevin walks us through La Liga things.

And we get all topical.

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Ben, Rob and Kevin

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Kevin returns from his technical issue hiatus to bring us some more European content.

Ben and Rob discuss what's harder, butter or lard.

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Tell us what you'd like Footballocks coverage of the World Cup to look like, as we're out of ideas:

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Ben, Rob and Kevin

Footballocks is back with some more of your favourite technical issues.

 Just Ben and Rob this week as Kevin's famous European roundup has been curtailed by someone forgetting to press record again (Kevvvvvviiiiiiiin) and finds themselves sacked.

Despite this, much fun can be had with an extensive Premier League review, covering Pokemon,  measuring the new manager bounce and Stevie facing the music.

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Ben, Rob and Kevin

Footballocks is back to talk you through the all the hot goss in the Premier League, La Liga and Serie A.

Ben is feeling smug after Liverpool swatted aside the greatest team ever assembled in Man City. Or did Pep Pep himself?

We discuss Kepa being an actual goalkeeper again, Palace vs Leicester (snore) and Newcastle being big boys.

Kevin joins to break down el or la Classica.

Thanks for listening.

Ben, Rob and Kevin

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Welcome back to Footballocks.

This week, even for Footballocks standards this was utter drivel. In no uncertain order, we cover the J League, A League, whether or not Belgium is a country and throw in some Prem League, La Liga and Serie A for good measure.

Kevin gets trapped in a well.

Ben mopes (again).

And Rob is suddenly chipper.

Enjoy!

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Ben, Rob and Kev

Welcome back to another Footballocks episode.

This week, Ben and Rob dissect matchday 8 in the Premier League. The big questions are posed and answered.

Does Haaland sleep upside down like a bat?

Is Hugo Lloris top top?

And who's the best English right back (not you Trent).

Kevin joins us from the piazza with some European seasoning.

The top of Serie A looks weird, and just how will Napoli f**k this up?

Despite selling their soul to the devil, Barca are doing the good footballs. Sevilla are not.

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Rob, Ben and Kev

Yeh so we didn't bother with the nations league so instead here is our End of Season awards from last season and yes, we were quite drunk.

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 On this weeks Footballocks, Ben is still MIA so Kev and Rob are joined by Chris a Texan, Chelsea fan. Disappointingly for Rob, Chris is not a gun crazy nut job but has an interesting perspective on football as a fan from across the pond.

Also, Kev and Rob are shocked to find out that they have monkeypox whilst they celebrate Juventus losing to Monza.

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