Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

Rob returns to China and takes his turn down the well. Ben is moderately pleased about Liverpool. Kevin takes us back to who won what in Spain during Franco's fascist reign. There's also some Chelsea chat, relegation chinwagging and the burning question: Have Napoli won Serie A yet? Spoiler: No, not yet.

Happy Easter to you and yours from Footballocks.

This week, Ben, Rob and Kev discuss the egg holiday.

Premier League: how many sacked managers can you name?

And Euro stuff.

Enjoy.

Thanks,
Ben, Rob and Kevin

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Ben is skiving, so Rob and Kevin were left unsupervised to discuss the following:
Weather in Hainan: good.
Weather in Saddleworth: not good.
Newcastle: good.
Real Madrid: good sometimes.
Napoli: good but just got hammered four nil.
Racist Juve fans: not good.
Bayern Munich: really good.
Dortmund: ...
Then we finish off with a check in with that American Chelsea fan called Chris.

It's the international break at Footballocks towers, which typically means even more corner-cutting than usual.

Ben and Rob discuss Ingurlund and how Gareth Southgate can do no right.

Kevin joins to discuss his homeland Ireland's Euro chances, and also Scotland and Wales. Also, der Klassiker is broken down.

Thanks,
Ben, Rob and Kevin

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Footballocks is back with a bumper episode before the international break.

There's a topical discussion on Antonio's Conte's Oscar-worthy meltdown railing against Spursiness. His hands are completely clean obviously.

Fulham had FOMO and also had an on-pitch tantrum any toddler would have been proud of.

Kevin joins us to discuss Eurotrash. Das Title Race ist nicht kaput, Napoli continue to make us feel things and an underwhelming El Classico all feature.

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And we're in TikTok for all you 19 year olds: https://www.tiktok.com/@footballock_rob

Thanks,
Ben, Rob and Kevin

"Colin Doyle's not 37, if he's 37, I'm fuckin'..." for expert analysis such as this and more please listen to this week's footballocks podcast where we discuss lactose issues in your 30's, balloonhead and sing the song "My Girona".

*We also discuss football at some points*

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Footballocks returns for your weekly dose of football-related nonsense.

Ben is in a good mood and has been working on his shit-eating grin after Liverpool humiliate a resurgent Man United. Rob is nonplussed.

Kevin joins us to talk through European happenings. Who is the biggest Basque side? Are Napoli wibble-wobbling? All this and more!

Thanks for listening.

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Ben, Rob, and Kevin

Footballocks goes all David Attenborough with a review of matchweek 24 in the Premier League.

Ben and Rob discuss natural selection, the League Cup final and claret-coloured clubs

Kevin joins to discuss all things Europe. Napoli will definitely win the Scudetto, all is not well in Valencia and Bundesliga is on!

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Thanks,
Ben, Rob and Kevin