Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

This week on FootballocksChris (that American dude) joins us to answer silly questions about the NFL. And express sorrow at his basket case club Chelsea.In Rob's absence, Man United pointing and laughing commences with minimal interruptions. Brighton are really good.And other Premier League things.Enjoy.

This week features a brief and poorly researched euro segment, an even poorer assessment of where the Belgian national team is currently at, and a misty eyed look back on when Ajax were the best in Europe.

Welcome to matchday 4 of Footballocks.Much is discussed this week, including flat caps, offside pubes and hattricks heros.Enjoy.https://footballockspodcast.buzzsprout.com/

Find a girl, settle down. So said a father to his son once upon a song. Footballocks is all about father and son duos this week as Ben declares Justin Kluivert is not as good as daddy was.Both their teams won so the mood if fairly jovial.On X@footballockpod

Welcome back to another Footballocks episode.This week, Kevin joins us from the Emerald Isle with a belly full of Guiness.Important topical questions are discussed, including why Thomas Rosicky was always 'injured', the John Collins vs Collins John cage match and the Czech diet.Enjoy.Twitter: https://twitter.com/FootballocksPodFind our back catalogue here: https://footballockspodcast.buzzsprout.com/Cheers,Rob, Ben and Kev

Judas Ben mopes as the Lionesses swot aside sorry Sheilas of his adopted nation.Meanwhile Rob watched some PL games this weekend but Ben didn't so he's forced to carry the load on match talk.Kev as usual didn't show up for work, something about visas, trip home and a blarneystone.Oh and everyone forgot to put together a PL preview pod.Twitter/X@[email protected]

Kev claims Lampard would "sort it out" at City.We remember Nunez being better than Haaland.And Klopp moans, a lot.Tweet us@[email protected]

For the penultimate episode of the 2022/23 season, Footballocks is back to review and discuss the hot topics.We return to the age-old head shape debate. In the firing line this week is Casemiro (his head is massive).Rob asks Ben a rather personal question.And Kev tells us why his beloved Arsenal are absolutely definitely not bottle merchants.It's our end of season awards show, please send your nominations for the prestigious Golden Bollock ie best player and any other topics for us to discuss...

Footballocks returns to critically analyse all the footballs.Southampton are down. How did it come to this?The Arse have 'bottled it'.Gearing up for the Playoff final.And some royalty chat.Twitter: https://twitter.com/FootballocksPod

Yes that's right River vs Boca happened this last week and it went OFF.We also discuss/ try and understand how the hell Everton scored 5 at Brighton.Finally we look at the championship and the madness that occured there leading to playoff which contain LUTON!!!Tweet @footballockspod