Ben is absent, leaving what little structure is usually on footballocks completely in tatters. Kev goads Rob into splurging out his Man Utd misery. Chris tells how Chelsea beat Brighton, and the three of us dissect how rubbish modern goalkeepers are. The icing on the cake is a Danny Dyer - Legia Warsaw tidbit at the end.

In this episode Kev acts smug about Arsenal being top of the league, Ben talks us through his nerves of steel whilst watching Man City Liverpool, Rob various outlandish statements on Jeremy Doku, Michael Olise, and much more.

Kev struggles in his new "false host" role as he quizzes Chris on what's going at Chelsea. Ben shows up late to give Chris a lesson on what a Rory Delap is, and what a Rory Delap does. All this pod gold and more on this week's Footballocks.Disclaimer: This episode is Rob free because he forgot he needed a laptop to be on a podcast.

VARsical!!!Footballocks talks VAR at last. Having resisted the urge to go all in for so long, we've gone all in!Ben explains what an echinda is to Rob, it's weird.Musk us...@footballockspod

Rob lies down on the therapy couch to discuss Man United's latest calamity.Ben is getting carried away with Liverpool's title chances.Chelsea are woeful.Jude Bellingham is the best player everer. And Harry Kane's not bad either.Find us on Musk: @footballockspodCheers

Or Whatever it's called now.Keepers are crap these days but different crap to old school crap, we discuss...Bobby tributes of course, a wonderful human.How good are Liverpool? We can't decide...Follow us on Musk@footballockspod

Ben and Kev breeze through some internationals which neither of them watched, Kev moans about Ireland and solves Norway's tactical dilemma, whilst Ben jinxes Liverpool in the coming Merseyside Derby and goes onto learn what's wrong with Lazio.Disclaimer: Rob showed up for about thirty seconds of this episode but, due to a Darren England style human error, did not make the final cut.

Big Olivier went in net!!!Eden and his big bum have retired :-(And the boys think Villa are pretty good these days.X@[email protected]

The latest from the Old Trafford dumpster fire, sympathy for Liverpool, North Korea vs Japan and some giggles at Everton and Man City.

Ben says the word "segway" at lot as we experience technical difficulties. How filthy can you say the word "segway".What is a natural position? Why has Rob bought a Marseille shirt? What's going on with Gala? And where was Kev for the 1st 20minutes.On X@[email protected]