Stop mumbling and enunciate your profanities clearly, like a f*cking lady!

In Episode 91, hosts Alyce and Laura overcap* the holidays, let matts rate and discuss the ever sects-y Battle of Jedha! 

• Merry Christmas to us! We got a Kofi under the Force Toast Christmas tree. Thank you, Not The Droid You’re Looking For!
• Thank you, Star Wars News Net, for informing us that this story about Ghost Track 17 is probably a non-story
• Stop reading too much into Star Wars voice actors posting on Instagram about Star Wars shows 
• A Star Wars movie is Star Wars movie-ing in April allegedly?
• A Star Wars actor posting a nood on Instagram in the year of our lord 2023? We vote to maintain this energy throughout the remainder of the year 
• A solution for accessing more Star Wars reading, courtesy of Amy on twitter
• LAURA IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT
• What’s coming to a galaxy near you in 2023... and what will inevitably be delayed
• The Kotaku article about Weird Star Wars Merch™ that kept us laughing + the Italian toothpaste commercial from 1990
• Recap on Tap (or is it overcap? Overtap?) The High Republic: The Battle of Jedha with SPOILERS! Skip 40:22 - 58:35 if you haven’t finished listening
• The Bad Batch is back but if you haven’t had a chance to watch the two-episode premiere, skip 59:00 - 1:11:44
• Limb Watch 2023 is officially on!

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

Is that a bounty puck in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?

In Episode 90, hosts Alyce and Laura level* up to to fight the big boss, discuss Star Wars news and recap the plot of The High Republic: Convergence!

• Let’s go mall walking down memory lane 
• Rogue Squadron is on? Off? On again? 
• Daisy Ridley went to Lucasfilm headquarters for lunch but people don’t go to Lucasfilm headquarters just to eat lunch?? So??
• The writers of The Mandalorian season 3 were revealed and it’s a very small list
• Remember how much everyone loved the moped crew in The Book of Boba Fett? It’s us, we’re everyone.
• Cal Kestis is Jedi Surviving and Thriving, hello glow up! 
• The High Republic: The Battle of Jedha audio original cast was announced this past week, alongside an excerpt for your listening pleasure (via starwars.com) 
• Pro Tip for The Battle of Jedha: you should probably read Path of Deceit and Convergence before you listen to the upcoming audio original 
• We see your Christmas lights and raise you a yard-full of Star Wars inflatables (via KATU in Oregon)
• Recap on Tap: we’re diving right into The High Republic: Convergence WITH SPOILERS! If you haven’t finished reading and you want to avoid spoilers, skip 41:15 - 1:22:30!
• Happy Holidays, nerds! We’ll see you in the new year!

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Check out the latest episode of The Jedi Way where John Rocha and Laura catch up on The Bad Batch season 2 and Jedi Survivor trailers and other recent news 

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

Happy belated Thanksgiving, from your favorite booze-infused podcast hosts (and from us too)!

In Episode 89, hosts Alyce and Laura pull* themselves out of their respective post-Thanksgiving food comas to drink wine and talk about Star Wars!

• Production has finally begun on The Acolyte and we know more about who is joining the cast! (via starwars.com)
• Tony Gilroy has been a busy boy lately on his Andor press tour
• We may know more about Star Wars Jedi: Survivor very soon!
• Hey, PC Gamers! If you’re listening to this episode right when it comes out, you can get Star Wars: Squadrons for FREE on PC until December 1, via the Epic Games store.
• Disney’s Battle of the Bobs has resulted in a victory for Team Iger. As of November 20, Bob Iger is back in as CEO, but it sounds like tensions were building for a while…
• F-ck us up, Delilah Dawson! Our bodies are ready for Star Wars: Inquisitor: Red Blade!
• If you have a lot of money, a lot of cold weather and a lot of enthusiasm for The Clone Wars, these coats might be right up your alley.
• Recap on Tap: Episodes 10-12 of Andor with spoilers + some more non-spoiler thoughts on The High Republic: Convergence. If you want to avoid all Convergence talk until you finish reading, skip 1:19:50 - 1:32:30.
• An argument, I mean, discussion, on how adult novels differ from YA and where Convergence falls on the spectrum.

Are you keeping up with Phase 2 of The High Republic? What do you think so far? Write into us and share your thoughts: [email protected]

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• John Rocha and Laura review Netflix’s The Crown season 5 in two parts: Part 1 (episodes 1-5) and Part 2 (episodes 6-10)
• Laura joins The Geek Buddies to review Andor episode 11 and do a LIVE review of episode 12

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

88 episodes in and we’re still disaffected, still holier-than-thou and still going strong, babe. Stay mad. 

In Episode 88, hosts Alyce and Laura are* elated to have some new reviews on Apple Podcasts (thank you so much, friends!!) and dive into a massive Recap on Tap segment!

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Can’t think of a clever segue, so let’s get into it! 

• It’s a happy, little Sunday recording so we’d like to say Happy U.S. Election Day!
• Alyce is gross sometimes
• Not a lot of news but let’s discuss the alleged Star Wars movie that is allegedly coming to theaters in December 2025 allegedly (via The Hollywood Reporter)
• New directors + a new writer announced for Andor season 2 (via some stellar reporting from Maggie Lovitt at Collider)
• It’s a big ol’ serving of Recap on Tap in Episode 88! We’ve got a lot to catch up on: Tales of the Jedi, 3 episodes of AndOr Wut, The High Republic: Path of Deceit and some quick, no-spoilers initial thoughts on The High Republic: Convergence. SPOILER WARNINGS FOR TALES, ANDOR AND PATH OF DECEIT!
• Do a Star Wars equivalent of Marvel’s What If…? except the only difference is that Mr. Bean is in Star Wars now. We’ll take our money now, Disney.

What did you think of Tales of the Jedi? Do you want more storytelling in this format? Or do you just want to know more about Dooku? (in which case, please read Dooku: Jedi Lost!) Get in touch with us and let us know what you think!

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Want to learn more about voter registration in the U.S.? Check out more info here!
• Laura was on Episode 138 of The Rogue Rebels podcast to talk about the comics of The High Republic Phase 1!
• Laura joined The Geek Buddies to review Andor episode 8 and Tales of the Jedi! 

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

Listen. Everyone pees in Star Wars… we presume. Or at least two dudes do, anyway. 

In Episode 87, hosts Alyce and Laura attempt* (kind of) to learn the names of the characters in Andor now that we’re halfway through the first season. Better late than never, right? No? Well, in other Star Wars news:

• Reminiscing about the good ol’ days when we used to get reviews on Apple Podcasts. Hey, maybe you can help us out by leaving us a review here? Help others find our show!
• Tales of the Jedi has a new poster and we could not be more excited to get Star Wars content that.. uh.. isn’t Andor… sorry
• Clone Wars flashbacks in the Ahsoka series? You son of a bitch, we’re in! 
• Ahsoka series casting rumors are flying about and we are intrigued! 
• No one is demanding Christian Bale play Grand Admiral Thrawn. Stop this nonsense. 
• We ARE demanding all the Skarsgårds be in Star Wars. All 57 of them. 
• There was a lot of publishing news that came out of NYCC (check out the coverage by Friends of the Force), but we mostly care about Delilah Dawson!!! Writing a new Star Wars book!!! YAY!!!
• Behold, in this blessed holiday season, the Tamagotchi returns! Cut to us in February when we will be proud parents of no less than 3 Tamagotchi Baby Grogu’s each. No regrets.
• Recap on Tap! Phase 2 of The High Republic is here and guess what? Alyce hasn’t finished Path of Deceit yet. So Laura shares some brief, non-spoilery thoughts.
• Quick recap on Episode 5 of Andor then we dive into our recap and review of Episode 6!
• Are the trivia questions getting harder or are we getting worse at this? 

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Laura joins The Geek Buddies to review Episode 5 of Andor (YouTube)

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

Grab your c+nt mug, listeners! We’re ushering in Q4 the only way we know how: by consuming alcohol while we talk about Star Wars.

In Episode 86, hosts Alyce and Laura discuss* what podcasts other podcasters listen to while podcasting podcasts, among other topics:

• James Earl Jones is off to enjoy a well-earned retirement from voice acting and we salute him for it.
• Some interesting insight into how sh-t went down on the set of Rogue One (via The Guardian)
• The secret life of Mon Mothma that wasn’t really secret but was just secret from Star Wars fans and anyone who doesn’t read Vanity Fair (via Vanity Fair)
• Andor episodes 1-4 is what’s on tap in this week’s Recap on Tap
• There may come a day where we are able to see what makes “Andor” so appealing to everyone. Today is not that day. 
• Laura delivers the worst trivia performance to date, which is appropriate since the Schmoedown finale aired the same day we recorded

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Hurricane Ian relief link
• Laura joins The Geek Buddies to review Andor on John Rocha’s YouTube Channel. Find the review on Andor Episodes 1-3 here and Episode 4 here

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

Welcome to Drink, Drank, Drunken: a Star Wars happy hour! 

In Episode 85, hosts Alyce and Laura and Madisynn and Wongers are getting Lost In Space, getting froyo and watching The Sopranos. All of that’s to say, we talk about Star Wars.

• We faked it til we maked it, but that was our thing. It was no one else’s thing. We invented it.
• The ultimate Caravan of Corrections disguised as an update about The Bad Batch season 2 release date
• Tell your racist friends to stop Review Bombing all the good shows 
• We predicted the 2022 Emmys. And by we, we mean Alyce. Everyone bow down to Alyce.
• Catching up on some updates from Disney+ Day and D23, including Andor, Ahsoka, Tales of the Jedi and The Mandalorian! 
• Some observations on the early social media reactions to the Andor series
• What do you think is the most iconic role Jude Law has ever played? Because we agree that it was Mr. Napkinhead in “The Holiday.”
• Discussing recent cast announcements (leaks) for The Acolyte and the Ahsoka series. 
• How the movie “Hook” scared the shit out of Alyce
• How Darth Vader scared the shit out of Ewan McGregor 
• Recap on Tap! Some of our favorite moments from Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Jedi’s Return
• Mad Libs and Trivia to round out the show

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• John Rocha and Laura discuss Rogue Squadron, Andor and all the news that came out of D23 on the most recent episode of The Jedi Way

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

Welcome, Shoe Wh*res! Multiple Star Wars streaming series are returning/premiering this month so it’s going to be a very happy, busy September.

In Episode 84, hosts Alyce and Laura are* taking a beat to talk about… well, more Star Wars, actually. Plus some other TV stuff. Ultimately, we are excited about TV in general, so we’re gonna talk about that. 

• Alyce is now a proud member of H.A.G. and Laura invents a new cocktail
• Rian Johnson is still making Star Wars and you’re not. So there. (via Empire)
• September is going to be a big Star Wars month and Kenobi will not be left out
• Not sure we’re buying this Grogu survival theory but we’re definitely gonna talk about it (via Screenrant)
• When in the f*ck is Bad Batch 2 coming out???
• Cal Kestis is so hot right now, he’s even getting his own book
• We have differing opinion on Leia’s wedding dress
• Have we ever had a TMZ article on our show? 
• Some Sweet BDE from 1999: A Liam Neeson Story
• Hot G and Hot D
• It’s Schmoedown Hoedown in Trivia! Cassian And/Or Wut questions, courtesy of Star Wars 7x7’s Allen Voivod.
• Listener Aris is a man about town
• We don’t know who needs to hear this, but everybody poops

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

In Episode 83, hosts Alyce and Laura talk* about Star Wars, DUH. It’s a Star Wars podcast, idiot. So let’s dive into what’s filming, what’s done filming, and what’s getting spoiled and argued about on the internet. 

• Alyce’s new dating plan. Scheme? No, it’s a plan. It’s not a scheme.
• Laura’s show and tell, liquor edition
• Rogue One is returning to theaters! Not near us apparently, but allegedly it’s coming to a theater somewhere…
• Harry Potter and the Skarsgard BDE
• The Andor series is going to get weird with the theme song and we LOVE that for them
• We can’t keep up with the Tales of the Jedi drama, we just know there was some. Also there are some Tales of the Jedi spoilers here if you want to know more. 
• The Super Cut of Order 66 that we didn’t ask for but is super useful if you want to be sad and depressed
• Did baby Reva get stabbed by baby Vader? Weigh in on our poll, because we (and all of Reddit) are in the midst of a battle royale  
• Laura shares some highlights from the Star Wars panels at C2E2
• Initial, non-spoilery thoughts on The Princess and the Scoundrel, which is available now!
• Laura and Alyce recap a few episodes of Light & Magic, the Disney+ docu-series by Lawrence Kasdan
• Trivia, Fast and Furioso style!

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• On the August 3rd episode of The Jedi Way, Laura and Rocha dive into the Andor trailer that dropped August 1
• Check out Laura’s live tweets from C2E2 of the Billy Dee Williams Spotlight panel and the Inquisitors panel with Moses Ingram and Rupert Friend

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

In Episode 82, hosts Alyce and Laura embark* on a rare, mid-week podcast recording sesh where they break down what’s happening in the world of Star Wars, become easily distracted and play a fun game that may have to be a recurring segment in future shows.

• Star Wars got nominated for some Emmys! Yay, everyone clap for Star Wars!
• Lots of little Andor reveals trickling out. Let’s discuss.
• Skeleton Crew started filming. In other news, “The Holiday” is Jude Law’s best film. We are not accepting feedback on this opinion at this time.
• What if Natalie Portman was in Star Wars? Wouldn’t that be cool? Would that be cool, Taika?
• Christian Bale? In Star Wars? In this economy? (via GiantFreakinRobot)
• More Cal Kestis? Say less. We’re in.
• Buckle up, horn dogs. Your next Star Wars beach read is coming soon and there’s a new excerpt available now on starwars.com

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!