MikeR brings in another True 90s Kid classic. Between TMNT 2 and 3, New Line Cinema put out this OTHER super rad, gnarly ninja vehicle starring Ernie Reyes Jr., Rob Schneider, Tone Loc, Kelly Hu and Leslie Nielsen. It’s got elements of Gymkata, doo-wop, clairvoyant Game Gear consoles and San Jose Sharks fandom. Note to listeners: Lindsay recorded her vocals from the bottom of a well this week. She’ll be back at sea level next week.

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This episode is one third The Snizard, two thirds Kimberly trying to land her uncle’s plane under the expert guidance of Alpha 5. But we tire of The Snizard, and move on to discuss the increased non-Japanese, non-Gym and Juice content in recent episodes. And! the amazing career of the guy who voiced Alpha 5.

Watch along with us on Netflix! These original episodes are simply listed as Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, and called Season 18 for some reason.

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This one is too new to be truly forgotten, but when Lindsay discovered the saga of Panty-Man versus Wednesday Osbourne, Goody-Two-Shoes Man, and Slenderly-Fit Man, she had to show it to us. His origin story is thinking panties are a mask. He inherited dominatrix powers from his mom. He thwarts suicide attempts with his balls. He does it all.

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So the Blue Ranger cloned himself, overalls and all, and now his young ward is entering a virtual reality rollercoaster in the school science fair, against top contenders Disintegration Ray and Funky Fashion Machine. Meanwhile we FINALLY see Bulk in a dress, and Rita enlists the services of Eye Guy. You can’t miss him, he’s a guy made up of eyes.

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We return to the 90s as MikeD brings in a supposed Sci-Fi Channel movie (with plentiful swearing and nudity?) that’s like a combination of Society, Airborne and Ferngully. Balthasar Getty stars as a high schooler whose dad mutated him to withstand UV rays and mutated his house to be a jungle of pheromones. There’s a crazed boxing coach and the usual cavalcade of bullies, stoners and feisty young ladies of the best high-school dramas. Then the EPA

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