Get ready to be scared maybe, or something, because this is definitely a ten minute audio file, I tell you what. Sure is.

Here on The Guy Show, we provide only the manliest, most men-centric man topics. And what could be manlier than cars, one of the most common forms of long-distance transportation in the world, regardless of gender? Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.

Sometimes trivial things become unreasonably important, and this podcast chronicles those metamorphoses. It chronicles the shit out of them.

Here is another podcast. It contains 12% of your daily vitamins and minerals and shit. It was produced in a facility that also manufactures the question, "What would you do if you didn't have to work?", so consumers with special dietary restrictions should consult their physician before handling.

In what will surely go down as their most insightful topic yet, the brothers discuss... phrases they use? Really? Well, maybe it's funny anyway.

Are you psychologically crippled by the various apocalyptic crises currently speeding humanity toward an ignominious end? Well, worry no more, stupid! The answers to all the world's problems are contained within this handy, travel-size podcast!

The English vs. the French. Cats vs. dogs. Mr. Pibb vs. Mello Yello. These are indisputably the greatest rivalries in world history. But there are other, lesser, rivalries to recount, and in this episode our hosts do just that.

What makes a dad cool? Sunglasses? A backwards baseball cap? Driving you to school with the T-top down? These answers, and more, in this week's episode. Well, not more. Just the answers.

Everything you need to know, you will learn from this podcast. Who needs all that slop they teach you in school?

The episode today relates tales wherein tasks were not actually accomplished, but boy, was it ever close.