Chickens come home to roost for Pooty and Mother Russia. Sporkfoot makes her move on Mullah Moses Mike. That rancid mayonnaise jar is in profound jeopardy. House passes CR to massive grunting and squealing from the Feeeedummm Carcass. Another trans man gets murdered, this time in Utah. Candy-O gets an apple and a roadmap from Li'l Bennie "Dry Wife" Shapiro. Tennestan legislative solons declare war on chemtrails.