Here we are, babies: the last Friday in a Constitutional Republic. How did y'all like it? I was fond of it. My predecessors fought and bled and died for it. Now, it was all for naught. Sucks to see Lady Liberty lying in her own blood of wounds she took from her own children, huh? "Et tu, MAGAT?" Oh, well! Enjoy your indoor COVID superspreader event, Geezer Disgustus! Does Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm know you've been getting the jab all along? It never ends well for fascists, and boy, you're not immune. Your own puppet Congress is already falling apart. 

Who's in charge of the popcorn Monday?