Patrick and Adam Riske steal the Declaration of Independence and your heart.

Also discussed this episode: Abigail (2024), Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024), I Saw the TV Glow (2024), Cash Out (2024), The Day After Tomorrow (2004), The Hard Way (1991), Mad Dog and Glory (1993), The Bridges of Madison County (1995), Challengers (2024), The Judge (2014), Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)