With Tobin out, it’s a Marcos-led ride from start to finish, and things go off the rails immediately in the best way possible. We kick things off with Hall of Fame Game hype, Eric Allen’s distractingly beautiful eyes, and a deep philosophical debate: should the Marlins hovering around .500 actually be celebrated?

Marcos brings the chaos with a Day to Day segment, revealing today’s National Days and celebrity birthdays — which somehow unlocks a wild club story from Leroy’s past involving Wesley Snipes.

Then, Hour Tua begins, and so does the madness. Leroy recounts his break saga involving eggs, bacon, and a shirt that overstayed its welcome. The crew attempts (and fails) to prepare him for British culture ahead of his trip. Things go completely sideways as we trade embarrassing bathroom stories, analyze the Dolphins' defense, and — yes — even talk nose hairs. Sports? Don’t worry, we eventually circle back with the Miami Heat’s shocking connection to the biggest memorabilia heist in sports history.

Hour 3 keeps the criminal theme going as we unpack Gilbert Arenas allegedly running a casino out of his house (with his name literally on the tables), and Marcus Morris getting called out for owing over $200K to a casino. Somehow, we pivot into a debate on moms, dads, and which zodiac signs are truly insufferable. We round it out with a skeptical round of Goosies or No Goosies, as a Miami Hurricanes recruit’s superhuman strength fails to impress.

Finally, in Hour 4, we hit headlines and wrap up with the return of “Why You Always Lyin? – Brittney Edition.” She tries to fool the crew with three wild statements: an obsession with 50 Cent, bad driving habits, or a celebrity run-in. Only one is true — and you won’t believe which it is.