Tobin tries to get ahead of Leroy’s ongoing battle with technology by prepping him for the new studio computers, though Leroy isn’t buying Tobin’s “helpfulness.” The guys then dive into the Marlins’ tough loss to the Guardians, reflecting on their recent slide since sweeping the Yankees. Uly “The Monster” Diaz joins the show to preview his upcoming Dirty Boxing 2 fight on August 29th, opening up about his opponent, his career, and Miami’s fight culture. They also react to Dolphins linebacker Grant Stuard talking trash ahead of joint practices with the Lions.

In Hour Tua, Tobin gets fired up over Julian Hill cooking Grant Stuard in one-on-ones—but the hype fades fast when Hill drops a perfect pass from Tua just 30 seconds later. Tobin shares some respectful beef with Terron Armstead, who seems to blindly cosign everything the Dolphins do. He also claims to be done with Bills Hard Knocks (we’ll believe it when we see it). Things get somber with the news that Chop Robinson was carted off the field at Dolphins camp, but the crew tries to lift the mood with a mixed bag featuring Aaron Rodgers, Man Campbell, and more.

Hour 3 opens with more injury news, this time Shedeur Sanders getting hurt in camp. Leroy introduces his latest bro science theory—golf prevents oblique injuries—which naturally meets skepticism. Reports continue to roll in from Dolphins-Lions joint practices, and they’re... not great. Jalen Ramsey also stirs things up with comments about his trade to Pittsburgh, leaving the guys less than thrilled. The hour ends on a chaotic note with Rats Off a Ship, Taylor Swift talk, and a heated debate about octopuses.

That octopus vs. shark debate spills into Hour 4 as Leroy doubles down on his bizarre preference, stunning the rest of the studio. The guys wrap up their thoughts on Dolphins joint practices—Leroy staying positive, Tobin trying to fake it—and Tobin lightens the mood by comparing his palm-chopping soreness to Chop Robinson’s real injury. Leroy, of course, isn’t amused. The show ends with a bang as Tobin debuts his masterpiece: getting the station’s “big voice” to quack for the official Storm Duck sounder. An instant classic.