Full Haus

Full Haus

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Full Haus episodes

  • Full Hausboat

    The beers are on ice. The kids are all snuggled in bed. The Bluetooth speakers are charged and set to…reasonable volumes. Jump aboard this Full Hausboat as we slip the moors and mosey on down the river. Roscoe Jones joins us this week to talk Exodus Americanus, his approach to fatherhood, and a good amount of home improvement commentary. Coach's Comfy Corner, Sam's Life Hacks, and a quick Smash This Haus round out a finely aged whisky of an episode.

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    Break Music: "Older Women" by Ronnie McDowell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das

    Closing Music: "Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen" by Fritz Sotke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg8GlYeCWuM

    Recommended kids' literature from last week:

    1. John Carter of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs
    2.. My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George
  • Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander
  • Chronicles of Narnia
  • Harry Potter (don't ask us, ask Smasher!)

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    1 hr 50 min
  • Mannerbuild

    This week Coach and Smasher recall the experience of their past weekend working on Coach's house together (along with other members of the community). With fall officially a few weeks away Coach and the birth panel talk about back-to-school memories along with some fond fall memories. Coach and the crew (especially Smasher) give a shout out to Harry Flashman for the generous donation. Sam covers life hacks with the NoCaf Challenge and his Birth Control Gamer Glasses. The Birth Panel checks in on Jayoh and his baby boy. Coach delivers another Comfy Corner. Finally, the guys briefly go over their picks for wholesome children's literature.

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    Break music: "Shelter" Ben Nichols https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W31Dypepaws

    Closing music: "High Hopes (Live In Gdańsk)" David Gilmour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Lnl13LCrA

    -Show Notes-

    Back To School

    Fall Memories

    Party At Young Coach's House

    Dabbling Stories

    Break

    Donation Appreciation - Harry Flashman

    Sam's Life Hacks

    Praying Brings About The NoCaf Challenge

    Smasher's Kidney Stone and Hip Shattering Catheter Story

    Sam's Birth Control, Gamer Glasses

    Checking In On Jayoh's Boy

    Coach's Comfy Corner

    Children's Literature Suggestions

    Closing

    We love ya fam, and we'll talk to you next week.

    1 hr 52 min
  • Fight or Flight 109?

    This week a very rare five-birth panelist Full Haus expertly manages to not talk over each other while dealing the expected wisdom and laughs. Tough calls on whether to stay and fight or do the white flight bit, looking at your wife differently after the birth of your first, arguments for joining civic societies, a lean mean Smash This Haus, and tips for becoming a slumlord all await you in this polished gem of an episode.

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    Break music: "The Swimming Song" by Loudoun Wainwright III https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuz5TKzaJoE

    Closing music: "Living on a Thin Line" by The Kinks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKhA4LUbTrA

    Show Notes

    109 Counties Have Become Majority Nonwhite: https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/08/21/u-s-counties-majority-nonwhite/

    Audience Questions:

    "As a White father how do I and my wife help our high school age children deal with being in a minority at school?"

    "How long do you wait between a birth and the next pregnancy?"

    Jayoh Dad La Rey Checks In: Life is different now.

    BREAK

    Coach's Comfy Corner: Three Quick Tales

    Joining Professional or Civic Societies

    Smash This House:

    Listen To Your Light Switches (they're trying to tell you something!)
    Find Studs At The Stud Bay
    Turn Your Water Main Off If You're Doing Water Work
    Nifty Tree House Check In

    Mr. Monopoly: Nifty Talks About Buying Properties To Rent & Flip

    We love ya fam, and we'll talk to you next week.

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    1 hr 55 min
  • New Blood

    Every episode is a very special Full Haus these days.

    Join the Birth Panel in congratulating our very own Jayoh DAD La Rey on the birth of his son, and for all the emotions, memories, and dad pro-tips that go along with welcoming your first-born. You don't want to miss this one, but especially if your first is on the way.

    Break music: C.R.E.A.M. by El Michels Affair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhDnWLfm07o

    Closing music: Bald by The Darkness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_77cqu86BU

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    Show Notes

    Thank you Moto!
    Jayoh Dad La Rey! Jayoh becomes a Dad and tells the story
    Picky Eaters The Lasagna Chronicles
    Sam's Words Of Wisdom For Jayoh and New Dads
    Drugs or No Drugs? The Epidural Question
    Coach's Sven Story
    Your Baby Might Look Weird At First, Don't Fret
    Current Status Of Jayoh's Boy
    How Are The Parents and In-laws? ("I have seen God today.")
    BREAK
    Is Sam Encouraging His Kids To Give Him Some Grandkids?
    When Should Someone Have Kids?
    At What Age Are Kids At Their Easiest?
    New Parent Gift Items - Stuff That Helps

    We love ya fam, and we'll talk to you next week.

    Links mentioned in this episode:

    • http://example.com
  • http://second-example.com

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    1 hr 38 min
  • Strength Through Struggle...to Conceive!

    THIS WEEK, more pro-white family content in 90 minutes than should be legal...and given the pace of events, one day soon may not be! So bask in the sunset of the old order, settle into your favorite comfy chair, and enjoy another very special Full Haus live and in-studio from Smasher's bugout basement and with special guest Franz.

    Break music: Scotland the Brave by the Pipes & Drums of the Royal Tank Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exZ5HvWmDwI

    Closing music: "Think Twice" by Eve 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3r_kYqAlc

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    SHOW NOTES

    Congratulations to Baker & Wife on their first!
    Sky King Tribute
    Special Guest Intro: Franz
    Dissident Housewives Plug: https://www.spreaker.com/show/dissident-housewives
    Trying To Have Children / The Fertility Question
    Sex Fear Propaganda
    Epstein Victory Lap, Sort of
    Red Flag Laws...for Dads?
    BREAK
    Shoutout To International Listeners / Top 5 Listening Countries
    Smasher's Tool Time/Smasher's Old House/Smash This House
    HVAC Cooling/Heating
    Listener Questions...and Answers!
    Stephan Molyneux takes the Coach Pill

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    1 hr 35 min
  • The Homeschooling Question: ANSWERED

    IT'S HERE.

    The Birth Panel finally tackles its most-requested topic to date: What to know as you consider homeschooling your children. Everything from the imperative of protecting your most precious possessions to recommended curricula and simply how the whole thing works out in practice. AND MORE! Knowledge is power, as they say in the hood. Special guest: Rob Freeman: twitter.com/robwinfield35

    Resources as you do your homework:

    https://www.robinsoncurriculum.com
    https://simplycharlottemason.com
    https://www.khanacademy.org
    http://www.rea.com
    https://www.acellusacademy.com
    https://www.powerhomeschool.org
    https://www.americanschoolofcorr.com
    https://www.k12.com/
    https://www.ronpaulcurriculum.com/
    https://www.liberty.edu/online-academy/

    Break music: New World Symphony by Antonin Dvorak (4th Movement) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU

    Closing track: "Some Kind of Love" by The Killers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FpzgmmuQRQ

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    SHOW NOTES!

    1) Max Boot's Evil...and Welcome to Rob Freeman
    2) Congratulations to Whitey McGee, Mark Collett, and Mystery Dad
    3) The Home School Imperative
    4) Managing Homeschooling w/ Multiple Children?
    5) Curriculum Resources
    6) What Nightmares Await Us By 2029?
    9) What If I Can't Teach More Advanced Topics?
    BREAK
    10) Mailbag: Blackpilled in College
    11) Rob Self Teaches
    12) Sam/Rob Talk About The Maker Movement
    https://mymakersmovement.com
    https://makezine.com
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maker_culture
    https://www.makerspaces.com
    13) The Sleep Question
    14) Collapse Of Parenting
    15) Twitter Feedback! (We love our followers)
    16) Tough To Get Going In 1st Year Of Homeschooling?
    17) Jayoh Talks The Importance Of The Classics
    18) STEM vs. Broad-Based Education
    19) What Does A Day Of Homeschooling Look Like?
    20) Managing Homeschooling w/ Multiple Children Pt 2
    21) Final Thoughts

    We love ya fam, and we'll talk to you next week!

    1 hr 40 min
  • White Dad Pro-Tips (Keep the Tips!)

    This week the Birth Panel fills in a key gap from the dating show (real vs. fake dealbreakers), rapid fires pro-tips in response to audience questions, celebrates new white babies en route, and does an exemplary job of providing way too much content in 90 minutes than should ever be reasonably expected. Kick back and enjoy...solo or with your loved one. We love ya fam.

    1. Dating Dealbreakers
  • New White Babies En Route!
  • Epstein Update
  • The Twitter Train-Wreck
  • Fatherland Kudos
  • Heartfelt Listener Feedback
  • Dealing With Pesky Rascals
  • The Spanking Question
  • Colic
  • Allowances
  • Mowing the Lawn
  • And more!

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    1 hr 33 min
  • Get the Gringa

    Single? Dating? Eager to find your mate and get your life going but don't know where to start? This one is for you guys (and gals). The Birth Panel shares their own journeys while breaking down everything you need to do to improve yourself, your chances, and find that special someone with whom to marry and raise a large white family. Get the show on the road, chop chop!

    Break music: "The One I Loved Back Then" by George Jones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4PS_UmeGNg

    Closing music: "She Sells Sanctuary" by the Cult https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA

    If you'd like to support the show, we now accept Bitcoin: 35XyR3kNyCFaKLkNFF2viU7usgkS6z4Rcb

    For additional reading, check out Heartiste, Rolo Tomassi, and assorted others. Just don't become a cooz hound!

    "We love ya fam, and we'll talk to you next week."

    1 hr 40 min
  • Just Do It!

    The Birth Panel lines up and shoots down all the excuses our people make to not have kids, or not have more kids. Whether you're considering having your first or having more, you gotta listen to this one with your mate. Money, age, preparation, bad childhoods of your own? Mom bod? All debunked! Get busy fam.

    Also if you'd like to support the show, we are now accepting Bitcoin! We do have legitimate expenses (hosting, mics, software, and of course our time). Only donate if you're able; no hard sell! Thanks fam. The wallet is: 35XyR3kNyCFaKLkNFF2viU7usgkS6z4Rcb

    Break music: "I'm A One Woman Man" by George Jones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWlmPBmqBk0

    Closing music: "Busy Child" by The Crystal Method https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6twhXA1Gyw

    Articles cited:

    https://www.aafp.org/afp/2000/0815/p825.html
    https://www.takimag.com/article/the_tolerance_that_is_only_skin_deep_jim_goad/

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    1 hr 43 min
  • Independence Day Extravaganza

    This week, a timely extra-content show as Coach, Smasher, Jayoh, and Flashman wax on their favorite Indpenence Day memories from childhood, delve into their own upbringings and fathers, and discuss the hazards of talking our issues with family. Includes a special on how to totally scientifically predetermine the sex of your children! Listen or else.

    Break music: "Cats in the Cradle" by Ugly Kid Joe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU

    Closing music: "Freedom" by RATM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_vQt_v8Jmw

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    1 hr 44 min

About Full Haus

From the publisher's feed

Full Haus is the world's finest show for white fathers, aspiring ones, and the whole biofam. We aim to entertain and inform parents who are raising children or eager to get in the greatest game. The vast majority of our content can be listened to in the car with your precious progeny in the back with no cringing. Go forth and have more white children and raise them right!