SMH Dil is head off to Chicago today to play some paintball. Jamie was watching a webcam yesterday and realized she was becoming BJ. Then immediately turned it off because she was disgusted with herself. Carson gives us an update on the Bachelor. Jamie wants to bring back the fanny pack so people have a more convenient place to put their phones. There is a perv on the loose in Boulder. There is speculation that Gisselle might divorce Tom Brady. Whose side are you on? Jenette McCurdy wrote book called " Im Glad My Mom is Dead". We play a clip of her reading a nasty email from her mom. The It's Corn Kid is charging 220 dollar for cameo's and he cant keep up with demand. Someone sitting in the front row at the US Open got a haircut during a match. They were eventually kicked out. A fisherman was lost at sea for 11 days and survived by using a freezer to stay afloat. People in Norway were striking Tesla with a hunger strike. It lasted about an hour. Jamie almost throws up during tabloid trash.