While BJ has been redoing his garage his front yard looks like it belongs to Cousin Eddy from Vacation. CU Buffs Quarterback got a text from Tom Brady! Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas have officially divorced. BJ got an invite to a high school reunion. He was surprised they even asked. Two women were kicked off an airplane for complaining that their seats were covered in puke and smelled bad. Burning Man attendees have finally got out of the desert after massive flooding ruined the event and stranded about 70k people. Do you clean your tonsil holes? No one has pulled over to ask SMH Dil for the joke of the day. Listing your task for the day helps you accomplish them. We have noticed that we haven't seen Jamie's UPS boyfriend around the building.  One Piece has taken off on Netflix. SMH Dil says One Piece sucks. Why is Ralphie a Bison and not a Buffalo? No one is buying Drake’s excuse for skipping his tour’s stop in Denver. Sean Payton and Russel Wilson are feuding in the media!