Over the weekend a video of P Diddy assaulting the singer Cassie as she tries to get on an elevator surfaced. Diddy put out a video trying to say sorry but never once acknowledges Cassie and only talks about himself. A report suggests that the hotel this video came from kept this footage under wraps after Diddy paid 50k in hush money. Jamie wants Elon to make an AI detector for twitter. Both the Denver Nuggets and Colorado Avalanche were knocked out their respective playoffs over the weekend. Theres always the Rockies! This week is graduation week. Jamie can't believe its already here. Little Ralphie is about to be a high school graduate. SNL wrapped up their season over the weekend. They kept up with the tradition of having the weekend update anchors, Colin Jost and Michael Che, writing jokes for each other to read live on the air. A place in Las Vegas was holding an event that was advertised to have Bluey show up. It was some guy in costume that was so bad you could still see his beard. Jamie has a problem where she reads about health studies and then becomes obsessed with what that study says. Today its menthol helps you not get Alzheimer's. Runners are annoying