Functional Chaos Podcast

Hey! Disclaimer! 🤭

As you can hopefully tell by the title of this episode, this chaotic trio is shamelessly talking about periods! So if you’re not a bestie that wants to hear non-professional, professional uterus owners talk about their experiences with period based diseases, birth control, and the weird unnecessary shame that surrounds something half of the world's population has or does experience naturally!

This weeks episode is brought to you by the letter P! Kali starts off the group topic by talking about endometriosis and her own experience with it. The struggles of getting it diagnosed and how common it is among the owners of uteruses. Dev takes us to talking about PCOS (poly-cystic ovarian syndrome) and her own experiences with having it. She also gives us some insight on something she’s just finding out about called PMDD (premenstrual dysphoric disorder) and how she relates to the symptoms of this and how underdiagnosed these illnesses are. Jade finishes us off with talking to us about birth control. Birth control is such a HUGE part of periods, and it’s very important to know what your options are, the effectiveness, and side effects. We also discuss our own experiences with birth control. In no way is this to discourage you from any of them or to say that our experiences will be your experiences. It’s always important to find a doctor that you feel comfortable talking about these things with!

On a less serious note, we are the most non-experts, non-professional, people to be getting true, hard factual, non-wikipedia, information from, so if that is what you’re here for I’m afraid you might be set up to fail. You’ll definitely laugh tho brother! 👍

As always have an amazing Chaotic Week Besties!✨

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Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Chaotic Besties!

We have to start this description with a warning and apology🤷‍♀️😅… There was a super embarrassing error made on Kali’s part🤭😅with the audio; so this means the audio was recorded on the phone rather tha through our normal microphones. While extremely embarrassing, I will say it is very on brand for us 😅! What are you gonna do😂. So so sorry, I hope you can forgive us🙃💋!

This week is brought to you by the letter, O, and it’s Kali’s individual topic! Kali tells us the horrifyingly thrilling story of an incident that happened in Portland, Oregon’s local amusement park called, Oaks Park. The ride, called the AtmosFEAR, that swings and spins you upside down, got stuck UPSIDE DOWN for 30 minutes! You will hear all the insane details from Kali and the best commentary from you other chaotic queens, Dev & Jade!✨

Let’s pray to the chaotic gods this audio shit never happens again😅! Have a great chaotic week besties!

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

This week we come back after a much needed week off. Kali had an accident last week that prevented the episode from being edited and released! We hope you can forgive us with this extra special edition of Functional Chaos!

Not really but it’s longer than the episode have been in a while 😅🤷‍♀️! BUT, we do have  a chaotic little game for you; brought to you by the letter N, we play the spin-off version of a very commonly known game called, The Newly-Friend Game! We ask each other question to determine how well we know our own best friends (each other)🤭. I think it’s safe to say you can guess how that goes😂. And if you can’t, well I guess you better watch/listen and find out!

Have the most amazing chaotic week besties!!

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy Pride Month Gay Chaotic Besties!!

We got a whole new episode full of chaotic goodness for you! This week we’re ALL here too! 

Remember a couple weeks ago when Jade talked to us about Killers of the serial variety? Well, it must be the season to talk about true crime cause Dev decided to go with the same theme! Dev brings us our, M, topic in the form of talking about murder cases from the show, Monsters Among Us, available on Hulu. 

Dev brings us 3 of the most insane cases she has watched on this show (thus far🤭). The Smiley Face Killer, Lori Vallow/Chad Daybell Case, & The Gabby Petito Case. She tells us a small synopsis from the episode and then follows up with a Wikipedia article to fill in the rest of the nerve gripping details.

Have an amazing chaotic week besties!!💋

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Well hello there beautiful people!! It’s amazing to be back with another episode of FC goodness!

Although Jade is not on the episode this week! She went out of town on a day trip with a friend she doesn’t get to see very often! So you’re stuck with the Dev and Kali show this week😅!

Dev brings us our ice breaker for this week. Inspired by a new TikTok trend, What is something your ex did/said and you stayed with them. Normally this trend is a fast back and forth with a friend… however when was the last time we did anything “correctly”?🤷‍♀️🤭

Our group topic is brought to you by the letter, L, this week. We have decided to go with, “Let me tell you something”! Basically a new way to do ‘Hot Takes’, we explain things that are a “fact” of life. Are they really facts? Absolutely not. Are they set opinions? One hundred percent yes!😂

We Love You Chaotic Babes! See You Next Week!✨

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome to another wild week and Holy Shit it’s a miracle we got all 3 of us in the studio again!!

In the chaotic world of Kali, Dev and Jade we start the episode off with a “quick” game of word association. This game has been requested since we played it on our One Year Anniversary episode last year! Spoiler Alert, Kali is still terrible at it!😂

Our Individual topic for this week is all about the letter K! Jade brought us killers as our  topic; more specifically, serial killers; more more specifically, serial killers that are still in the wind/active! Although this is an insanely heavy topic, we would be liars if we didn’t admit to finding all things true crime absolutely fascinating. This is still a comedy podcast so all we say is to be taken lightly🖤. 

Always remember to love your chaotic and your weird! See You Next Week!✨

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Chaotic Babes!

Remember how last week Jade was off the last week’s episode? Well, Dev is the one skipping out this week instead!😅😂 To be fair she’s out of town to visit some friends! So we can forgive her this time.

So, mother has left Jade alone with an unattended Kali! This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter J, and as you can tell from the title of this week’s episode, is Jail! But we aren’t going to be talking about real jail🤭!  Do people have habits or behaviors that, if you were the judge and jury you would send a person to Jail for?!

Obviously this is a silly goofy topic so please know we mean nothing in any other way than a joke or to be just outright ridiculous! You know it wouldn’t be Functional Chaos if it was serious😂😂

Love You Besties and Stay Chaotic!

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   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome to your next chaotic episode of your new favorite podcast! 

Jade had to work this week so it’s a Dev & Kali chaotic party in here😅.

This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter I! Since we have an individual topic week, it’s Kali’s turn to give it to us! 😂

As we know Kali spends a lot of time scrolling the multitudes of internet platforms and learns a lot of weird and insane things! Are they true? Who the hell knows! She’s gonna tell us all about it anyway! Trust, that Kali made a nice little list of the most bizarre, interesting, and insane things she’s learned during her weak of chronic bed rotting! 

Never take anything we say as 100% facts, because we can all guarantee that we have not done any kind of extensive research😅🙃. Life is too insane to not find a way to giggle!

See You Next Week Bestie and Happy Monday!✨ 

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   xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Besties! Can you believe we’ve made it a full 4 weeks without getting sick?! Whatever witchy thing y’all are doing is working 😂😂.

But on a serious note, Kali brings the icebreaker this week and it is taken from the ever growing conversation about bears and men in woods all across TikTok. If you are experiencing any domestic violence of any kind, here is the National Domestic Violence Hotline phone number, 800-799-7233. The goal of our podcast is to create a space to escape the realities of life and we want to remind all our amazing listeners of the resources they have if those realities are indescribable. We see you🖤.

Now, getting on to silly goofy times! This weeks letter is, H, so we talk about some human things. Good and Bad and all the weird in between! Being human is such a unique experience if you spend time thinking about it long enough. So we decided to bring attention to some of the things that we think of when we think about Humans and the things they do and experience.

See You Next Week Bestie and Happy Monday!✨ 

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Don't forget to check out our new Merch! 

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Thanks for Listening & Watching!

   xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade