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Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

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Hey everyone, different format this week as it's more of a conversation rather than scripted, and boy lemme tell ya, we touched on a lot of things. To find out what, you're just gonna have to listen. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

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Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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In this 30th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast, you will hear us react to someone with a weird smelling addiction. A legendary segment returns after a few month absence, although the ever popular pornstar birthdays is always here to give everyone good entertainment. Expensive food at the F1 Grand Prix in Miami has us dumbfounded, and the richest "homeless" person you've ever heard and so much more are in this train wreck of an episode. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

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YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FunctionalIdiotsProductions 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNbh90DZJ0 

**MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!** Although, being the functional idiots we are, we didn't tease it at all in the episode, but trust us, it's in there. But while you wait for the announcement sometime in the episode, you can hear our thoughts on the Stanley Cup Playoffs, pulling cast iron out of our legs, someone who is addicted to eating the Earth, sort of, a priest with a gambling problem, and so much more. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGfS0FC-xds 

Do you wanna liven up your sex lives ladies? Well, we have the perfect remedy for you in this episode, but it is a bit fishy. Also, someone with an interesting eating addiction, and a new segment called Functional Idiots Answer, and so much more on this 28th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kx1zl22a3k 

In this 27th edition of the Functional Idiots Podcast, you will hear our opinions on common sense, or the lack thereof. Also minimum wage is discussed. When is too old to still shower with your children, a bogus charity in Florida, pornstar birthdays, and a lady from Michigan who is addicted to cleaning products. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6zsTrRRQQ

**MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT** In this episode, you will hear our major announcement that we teased last episode, so give it a listen to know what it is, although the eagle eye listeners of you may already know what it is. You will also hear our frustrations with some sporting leagues, falling off a ledge, a Bible slap, and so much more. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgpU-VInl8 

In this barrel of laughs on an episode, you will hear somebody with a little bit of an "out there" addiction. Also, our thoughts on instant replay in sports, some wild functional idiots of the week, some massive irony, and a new way that kids are getting high. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9v8CjL3Do4 

Back again eh? Well in that case, here is a long one for you listeners as in this one, you will hear our opinions on tipping in America, a literally puma, lazy ass workers, cockfights, pornstar birthdays, trivia, and much more. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast

Once again, back with another episode of the Functional Idiots Podcast. In this episode, you will hear our thoughts on electric cars, oil pipelines, somebody with an oddball name, a woman with a fresh breath addiction, pornstar birthdays and so much more. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected] 

Podcast Website: https://functionalidiotspodcast.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Functional Idiots Podcast @funidiotsshow

Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/FunctionalIdiotsPodcast 

My Strange Addiction Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CNERl7o7bw