Functional Idiots Podcast

Greetings fellow Stupid-holics! We are back after a week off due to prior plans, but we've returned back with a banger. In this episode, we give our opinions on religion, and some of the associated issues with it. We also touch on reasons to leave wild animals alone, along with some of the dumbest newspaper headlines imaginable. Of course, everyone's favorite segment, Pornstar Birthdays, is included, because why wouldn't it. Enjoy!

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Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

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Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Stupid Productions

Hello fellow Stupid-holics! We are back after taking a week off due to not being able to record, but we came back with a bang! You will hear Dillon on the hot-seat for trivia. Deion Sanders gives us a geography lesson. The cluster F that was the Nagasaki atomic bomb mission, and of course, the ever favorite, porn star birthdays. Enjoy! (Due note, next week there will NOT be another episode as more scheduling conflicts are going to happen, and we will not be able to record an episode)

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/ 

Twitter: Stupid Productions

Welcome fellow Stupid-holics to Episode 10 of If Stupid Had a Name! In this episode, Dillon gives us an update on his janky car repairs. Trucker Thoughts makes a return, along with the new personal shows' favorite, Pornstar Birthdays. The Weekly Stupid Report has some bangers in it, and Facebook is being a literal pain in the butt. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/ 

Facebook: Stupid Productions

Twitter: Stupid Productions

Greetings nimrods! In this episode, What Are You So Mad About? makes a return about a certain genre of music. We have a new segment about certain celebrity birthdays. Master-Debaters is about paranormal activity, and 69 (nice) Seconds of Hell trivia returns to put Dillon on the hot seat, and much, much more in the episode. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

*All sound effects are used under free use copyright*

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/ 

Facebook: Stupid Productions

Twitter: Stupid Productions

Hello everybody! In this 8th installment of If Stupid Had a Name, we talk about bathroom stalls being too short, girl measuring, the World Series, and more. Dillon goes on the hot-seat in 69 Seconds of Hell for some Batman trivia. Dillon also talks about his shotty car repairs and a new segment called Trucker Thoughts. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

All sound effects are used under free use copyright

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/

*Note: There were some recording issues in this episode where the audio doubled up and sounds like an echo. The problem has been rectified from this point forward, and we apologize for this.*

Welcome to Episode 7 of If Stupid Had a Name! In this episode, we fulfill our promise from last episode and talk about standardized testing. Also, songs that bring a tear to our eyes'. Of course, the Weekly Stupid Report comes up and has some stupidity in it. Dillon's facts of the week returns, along with a trivia segment about Marvel that Dillon tries. We finish up this episode with What Are You So Mad About?. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Scorpions - Bonnie Grace

1. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

All sound effects are used under free use copyright

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/

Welcome Back! In this excessively long episode, we talk about our past week and the crazy, mostly stupid, stuff we did at work, or that co-workers did. We also discuss the dumbest things we've seen people do, along with ourselves. The Weekly Stupid Report has some bangers in it, and some much more in the absolutely packed episode. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/

Welcome back to If Stupid Had a Name Podcast! In this episode, me, and my co-host Dillon, talk about people whose name's fit their profession, along with someone whose name fits the crime they've committed. Also, we discuss our thoughts on the Great Pacific garbage patch, and recycling to boot. We feature another addition of Am I the Asshole? and also some NSFW would you rathers, and to finish off, we give our thoughts on foldable phones. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

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Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/  

Welcome to Episode 4 of If Stupid Had a Name! In this episode, we talk about a major airline dropping that ball on a diverted flight. An interesting conversation about the problem with modern news organizations, along with the worst excuses of people being late, and the most disturbing thing you wish you didn't know. Enjoy!

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/

Welcome back! In this third episode of "If Stupid Had a Name", we talk about ongoing possible fights at work, weird news that includes a questionably colored fish, and a crazy loon stealing a tank. We also hit on clothes that should have an age limit. Reddit makes a return again for a good laugh, and we finish off with a discussion on "What Are You So Mad About?". Enjoy!

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Email the Show: [email protected]

Podcast Website: https://ifstupidhadaname.podbean.com/